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Offline nikon402

up for it today so made a few calls I get to the house and my mates daughter opens the door I made up some feeble excuse and left she is now begging me to keep quiet which of course I will --- what would you do
Banning reason: Troll

Offline Rod trotter

up for it today so made a few calls I get to the house and my mates daughter opens the door I made up some feeble excuse and left she is now begging me to keep quiet which of course I will --- what would you do

this didn't happen did it?
Banning reason: Pathetic little shit threatening Admin that he would get himself banned unless his account is deleted

up for it today so made a few calls I get to the house and my mates daughter opens the door I made up some feeble excuse and left she is now begging me to keep quiet which of course I will --- what would you do

If she's that worried, ask her for a free shag to keep quiet. There is about as much chance of you getting one as there is this story being true  :bomb:

Offline GreyDave

 :hi:

Halfterm!!! this one slipped though the 20 banned in a day :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

How much longer can he last here is the question :cool: :cool:

up for it today so made a few calls I get to the house and my mates daughter opens the door I made up some feeble excuse and left she is now begging me to keep quiet which of course I will --- what would you do
Well your going to Gambia soon, you have opens a real can of bullshit here !



You boy!!! Haven't you got some homework to be getting on with?

Offline comaminion

Banning reason: White-knighting


Offline nikon402

serves me right for staying logged in when leaving the house NO THIS DID NOT HAPPEN my brothers in the s---t when he gets home
Banning reason: Troll

Offline Atticus Finch

up for it today so made a few calls I get to the house and my mates daughter opens the door I made up some feeble excuse and left she is now begging me to keep quiet which of course I will --- what would you do

What I'd do is put a bit more effort into making up a better story.  You need to really try to bring it to life, sell it to your readership, make them emotionally involved in the protagonists character development, plan out a compelling story arc.  That sort of thing.

As it is this is just bollocks.
Banning reason: Fluffy twat

Offline Rod trotter

serves me right for staying logged in when leaving the house NO THIS DID NOT HAPPEN my brothers in the s---t when he gets home

oh just fuck off you divvy, expect a ban very soon  :dash:
Banning reason: Pathetic little shit threatening Admin that he would get himself banned unless his account is deleted

Offline comaminion

serves me right for staying logged in when leaving the house NO THIS DID NOT HAPPEN my brothers in the s---t when he gets home

Still fuck off for being irresponsible
Banning reason: White-knighting

Offline superchamp

serves me right for staying logged in when leaving the house NO THIS DID NOT HAPPEN my brothers in the s---t when he gets home

Big brother or lickle bruvver?

Offline mh

Big brother or lickle bruvver?

Voices-in-his-head kind of "brother"...

What I'd do is put a bit more effort into making up a better story.  You need to really try to bring it to life, sell it to your readership, make them emotionally involved in the protagonists character development, plan out a compelling story arc.  That sort of thing.

As it is this is just bollocks.
with you on that, maybe they should give creative writing classes to the apprentice trolls.  One of the best I have seen was the Little Katie fake review about the Fish and Chips, https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=58572.msg753498#msg753498

Now this is how you troll !

Offline Atticus Finch

Well this is written in exactly the same style as his other posts, which he has not disowned, so he either wrote them all or none of them.

Which is it?  The mystery deepens........ :unknown:
Banning reason: Fluffy twat

Offline nikon402

Admin can you please delete this post and accept my apologies I did not write this
Banning reason: Troll

Admin can you please delete this post and accept my apologies I did not write this
Its currently evidence at your trial !

Offline stevedave

So your brother now knows you fuck prostitutes. Should make for an interesting Christmas dinner.

Oh wait, no it won't, because it's all bollocks  :dash: :dash: :dash:

Offline Rod trotter

So your brother now knows you fuck prostitutes. Should make for an interesting Christmas dinner.

Oh wait, no it won't, because it's all bollocks  :dash: :dash: :dash:

and his mates daughter , stupid dick
Banning reason: Pathetic little shit threatening Admin that he would get himself banned unless his account is deleted



You boy!!! Haven't you got some homework to be getting on with?

Perfect reply.

As soon as I read the OP, I thought 'half-term.............'

tcm

Offline CatBBW

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serves me right for staying logged in when leaving the house NO THIS DID NOT HAPPEN my brothers in the s---t when he gets home

Obviously both went to the same school as your English/punctuation is appalling as his.





Oh what am I saying, this one's obv still at school :lol: :sarcastic:



I loved a bit of Grange Hill.... Maybe the OP is being truthful and his brother is a funny trickster.

Offline SamLP

These trolls get dumber and dumber.
« Last Edit: October 26, 2015, 07:17:21 PM by SamLP »

Offline superchamp



I loved a bit of Grange Hill.... Maybe the OP is being truthful and his brother is a funny trickster.

And from Grange Hill John Holmes went on to be a top porn star. TBH that looks scarily like my old school mugshot  :scare:


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