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Author Topic: Sildenafil - A Cautionary Tale!  (Read 2036 times)

Hank Moody

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So I had my third punt is just over 2 weeks this morning and another fantastic experience (review to follow) but had a slightly embarrassing/amusing incident afterwards that I thought I would share. After my first punt I decided to invest in some Sildenafil to help with the recovery times and reduce the risk of being off my game on the day. Tested it out (half a 50mg tablet) in the privacy of own home to see if it worked and it did - spectacularly  :thumbs: Great news for Little Hank and something to keep in the punting bag.

So fast forward to this morning when I had my first hotel meeting and one I had really been looking forward to so I decided to pop a whole 50mg tab an hour before just to be sure. Got to the hotel, had the meeting and a fantastic time and then left with a spring in my step and a big grin on my face. With a couple of hours to spare before my work meeting in the afternoon and being in a good mood I decided to go shopping and treat myself to a new suit. I nipped into a well known high-street clothing store and was browsing when this lovely petite, busty, brunette milf shop assistant came over and asked if I needed any help. Now I love petite women and she had a quite spectacular pair of boobs which looked amazing on her tiny frame. I didn't really need any help but she had such a lovely smile I had to say 'yes'.

So we chatted about what I was looking for, while a bit of subtle flirting from both sides, and picked out a couple of suits for me to try on. I decided which one I liked but wasn't sure about the fit so I went back to her to get a second opinion. Well she started tugging around at the suit jacket and checking the fit and then proceeded to do the same with the trousers  :wacko: Fingers inside the waistband to hitch them up and check the length, lifting the jacket up to check the fit round my arse and then she said 'they might need turning up a bit'. Next thing I know she is on her knees fiddling with the hem of the trousers to turn them up to the right length. Well, I just looked down and saw little milfy on her knees in front of me, face inches from my cock and her fiddling with the trousers caused just a little bit too much friction. I felt the familiar stirrings down below and knew what was happening. Like I said earlier Sildenafil works particularly well for me and there was no way I could stop it and tried to discreetly adjust my tights whiteys to at least allow it to lay flat against my stomach but it was still blindingly obvious (and nearly blinded her too!). It looked like someone had pitched base-camp in my trousers. She looked up to say something to me and it just paused for a moment and then said 'I think I'd better leave you to it. Let me know if you need any more help' - to her credit she was very professional about it. I was mortified and tried to make light of it by saying 'I'm so sorry, that has never happened before' and she just burst out laughing and said 'Well! I've heard that excuse before but never like that!'

I snuck off back to the fitting room, got out of the suit and waited for things to subside and then took the suit over to the counter to pay. Fortunately there was another girl free but milfy said 'I'll get this' and insisted on serving me. To be fair we both had a good laugh about it and she was incredibly flirty and charming and also reminded me that if I ordered online I could 'come and collect it from the store in person'  ;) No wedding ring and not too far off my age so I may be spending a lot more time in that store in future. She is just my type so I may have to have a crack at it  :drinks:

(on a side note I have realised one bad effect of spending a lot of time browsing AW is that I now find myself looking at women and thinking 'would I book her? I wonder if she does OWO, CIM, 'A' levels etc  :dash:)

Offline sublimetoridiculous

Haven't laughed so much for a long time!

Thanks.

spkmstr48

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I am confused, where's the downside?

 :drinks: :diablo: :lol:

Hank Moody

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I am confused, where's the downside?

 :drinks: :diablo: :lol:

It all worked out fine in the end but it has taught me to think about what I might be doing after a punt in future  :D

Online threechilliman

I reckon she were up for a quickie in the changing rooms - you missed an opportunity there :dash: :dash:

tcm

yorkshire123

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I think I've seen that film, but said trollop took it up the arse in that version ;)

Hank Moody

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I reckon she were up for a quickie in the changing rooms - you missed an opportunity there :dash: :dash:

tcm

I don't have that kind of luck I'm afraid TCM. Might have made her day though if she thought she had had that effect on me (and she would have been partly right too  :D)

Offline fitasfuck

Cool story. The dick has a mind of its own.

She seems up for it. Did you ask for her number?

Hank Moody

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Cool story. The dick has a mind of its own.

She seems up for it. Did you ask for her number?

Nope, I bottled it  :( Still have a few confidence issues after a seriously damaging relationship but I have to say that punting is helping with that   :thumbsup: I know where she works though so at least if I grow a pair in the meantime I can call in again

Offline Owwhatanight

Was it Marks & Spencer ? Milf service with a smile ?  :hi:

Next ?

Offline Donnie69

I don't think getting a stiffy in public is bad.  As a teenager I used to get stiffies on buses due to the vibration of the engine.  I used to walk off with my bag over my crotch, not that difficult.

Hank Moody

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Was it Marks & Spencer ? Milf service with a smile ?  :hi:

Next ?

I am keeping the details to a minimum otherwise I know some far better looking sleaze bag on here will suss out which branch and beat me to it  :D

Hank Moody

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I don't think getting a stiffy in public is bad.  As a teenager I used to get stiffies on buses due to the vibration of the engine.  I used to walk off with my bag over my crotch, not that difficult.

I am prone to involuntary boners still and can usually get away with it but it is far harder to hide when it's practically poking someone in the eye  :scare:

Offline Cunning Punt

I know where she works though so at least if I grow a pair in the meantime I can call in again

I hope for your sake it is Marks and Spencer.

If it were a Hugh Boss store, you are going to be bankrupt going there and buying stuff so you can see her...


LL

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Funny story but reads more like someone's fantasy than something that actually happened. Can we have the alternative ending where she comes into the changing rooms to help find a matching shirt and tie and you end up boning her behind a curtain?!

Hank Moody

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Funny story but reads more like someone's fantasy than something that actually happened. Can we have the alternative ending where she comes into the changing rooms to help find a matching shirt and tie and you end up boning her behind a curtain?!

Meh, 'bloke on Viagra gets unwanted erection then doesn't have the bottle to even try his luck' wouldn't be much of a fantasy but it's about par for the course for me I'm afraid  :(

Offline Watts.E.Dunn

Christ on a bike i though that was going to end in "my dick came off its ball-bearings and collapsed";!.

tonysoprano

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Meh, 'bloke on Viagra gets unwanted erection then doesn't have the bottle to even try his luck' wouldn't be much of a fantasy but it's about par for the course for me I'm afraid  :(

Get the fuck back in there and try and get in her knickers. You got nothing to lose and she knows your dick works. What's the problem?

Offline G.Raff

 :D :lol: great story, thanks for sharing.

You had the perfect excuse to invite her to the changing room to help choose between two trews styles and see if she took the bait  :thumbsup:

Offline Horizontal pleasures

Sounds like Savoy Taylors to me, so spill the beans, where was it?

Offline Owwhatanight

Primart there's some gorgeous rough looking Milf working in my local store.  :yahoo:

Offline Cunning Punt

Sounds like Savoy Taylors to me, so spill the beans, where was it?

He's already addressed that issue. Personally, I don't blame him for keeping his cards close to his chest.

Hank Moody

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He's already addressed that issue. Personally, I don't blame him for keeping his cards close to his chest.

 :D It's a very well know mainstream high street store and I have already received a ton of abuse from a mate of mine for not having the bottle to at least try my luck. I also bought a pair of jeans off the rack without trying them on and they don't fit so I have promised him that I will take them back and ask her out for a drink. I have major confidence issues with civvies these days but I WILL do it partly to shut him up and also because I think it will be good for my confidence even if I get knocked back. I may also have to shop elsewhere if I do  :rolleyes:

Offline Cunning Punt

The very fact she made a joke of it, rather than getting all embarrassed and avoiding you is one good sign.
Not only that, she insisted on taking over from the girl in overseeing your purchase.

It would have been all too easy for her just to hide away and let the assistant deal with you.
As you say, you can always just shop at another store.

Good luck, chap.

vt

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Sounds like Savoy Taylors to me, so spill the beans, where was it?

You just know this is what's going to happen when he goes back...  :lol:

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Online threechilliman

Sometimes you have to be careful before a punt. I use medical appointments as one of my opp's and popped a pill before one last year. I had a slightly longer wait than expected and was greeted by two good-looking women in the treatment room, one a milf. I was down to my Y's as they attended to me in a delicate area, the inevitable happened and it was difficult to hide. Fortunately they both had a sense of humour and the older one said 'Not the first time it's happened and won't be the last!' We all had a bit of laugh as I apologised. I'm more careful now.

tcm