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Author Topic: House of Divine Price Increase.  (Read 13981 times)

Offline Lamorak

Another punter posted on the newly started £120 an hour MK thread now also locked that he will happily pay more as it might mean the skanky punters who want quickies will go elsewhere.

So he equates what a punter pays to the punter being a skank or not, nice fella. He is an ultra fluffy mind you so i wouldnt expect anything different from him.

I daresay his main request is there is plenty of tea and biscuits available. :D ;)

Of course - tea and biscuits is a must after a snowballing session. One has to keep things civilised

Offline Lamorak

I have zero respect for Lamorak ------ and he knows it.  :bomb:

Hi Jimmy,

As you are no doubt aware, I feel exactly the same about you

Offline Lurtz

Of course - tea and biscuits is a must after a snowballing session. One has to keep things civilised

Sacrilege!

Heresy!!

Castrate him!!!



Offline Lamorak

Sacrilege!

Heresy!!

Castrate him!!!




Thinking about this. The only time I've ever had anything to eat after a punt with the girl was after my 50th punt last year when I celebrated the occassion with a 2 hour session with Tiffany Kingston and we had a chocolate cup cake and a coffee afterwards.

Offline Jimmyredcab

Hi Jimmy,

As you are no doubt aware, I feel exactly the same about you

Not a problem, you actually make me want to puke ----- especially after hearing your comments about punters who prefer shorter appointments.  :(


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Offline Lurtz

Thinking about this. The only time I've ever had anything to eat after a punt with the girl was after my 50th punt last year when I celebrated the occassion with a 2 hour session with Tiffany Kingston and we had a chocolate cup cake and a coffee afterwards.

2 hour session!  :scare:  I'm surprised you didn't take some sarnies and a flask of coffee.   :P


Offline Jimmyredcab

2 hour session!  :scare:  I'm surprised you didn't take some sarnies and a flask of coffee.   :P

Some women have a two hour minimum, they know that much of the time will be wasted talking, I can talk to my passengers for nothing ----- and they pay me.  :drinks:

Offline softlad

I can talk to my passengers for nothing ----- and they pay me.  :drinks:

Yes but are they big enough mugs to pay you £120ph (or more ?) then feed you coffee and cup cakes ?  :sarcastic:

Offline cunnyhunt


I am lucky with my work but so many in our company have been squeezed on commission, so HoD think this is a good time to raise rates, They will still make money but I do not think the girls will see much of the increase.

He still sounds like a gay cunt on the phone.

What happened to the very vocal "retirement" where they were going to new and exciting things and stepping away from brothels ? there was a thread running on pro$$ienet where the fluffies were begging them not to go.  Pimps are so full of shit.

Offline Lamorak

Do you clowns on here really think I spend most of my 90 minutes or 2 hours just talking? If you want a 20 or 30 minute shag then that’s fine, but I want more than that.  Go check out my auto-censored FR’s.

I understand the value and power of money and I do know that wg’s are in it for the money and as I can afford to have long full on punts this is what I book.

The regular girls I see don’t ever try to rip me off because they see me as a good payer and they want me to come back again and again. The also know that I see other girls so if they want my cash on a regular basis, which they do, then they have to provide a first class full-on service and this is what they do and this is what I get.

So you can take the micky on here if you wish, but at the end of the day I know my money is well spent and since I started punting in September 2009 I have had a succession of amazing full-on rampant long punts with many of MK’s finest girls. For the record, I’m just 3 short of my 100th punt.

Offline cunnyhunt

The regular girls I see don’t ever try to rip me off because they see me as a good payer and they want me to come back again and again.

I do not know you, but do you really think they remember you ?

Offline Lamorak

I do not know you, but do you really think they remember you ?

Yes they do

For instance one girl i've seen 22 times and another 20 times.

Several have exchanged phone numbers & email addresses.

One I meet at MK train station to save her getting a taxi.

Like I said in my previous post - the power of money!

Offline softlad

If you want a 20 or 30 minute shag then that’s fine, but I want more than that. 

Enlighten us then, what more do you want ?

If it's the company of a sexy lady whom you can chat up and will brush your ego, then I can fully understand that,
don't we all want that.. ?
Don't however make the mistake of thinking these ho's actually want to spend time with you, they are counting down the minutes until your appointment ends and the next wallet walks in.
Only when you're not paying will find someone who really wants to spend time with you. 

Feel free to drop by any time you need a reality check... :hi:



Offline Matium

The most common mistake is to think that your time with the girl is special, that it actually counts for something.

You only have to read how the prostitutes mock their customers on Saafe to see how hard hearted they are and that it's just a business for them.

The myth of the hooker with a heart of gold is exactly that - a myth.

Offline cunnyhunt

Yes they do

For instance one girl i've seen 22 times and another 20 times.

Several have exchanged phone numbers & email addresses.

One I meet at MK train station to save her getting a taxi.

Like I said in my previous post - the power of money!

So of your 97 punts then 42 have been with 2 girls only, you can not get a whole view of the industry from that.

I also love money and what it gets me, I love spending my money on things I want, but I don't confuse the time I spend with a pro$$ie as anything other than a transaction, try offering $20 less next time and make out it was an ATM mistake, their true thoughts of you will surface

Offline Lamorak

Enlighten us then, what more do you want ?

If it's the company of a sexy lady whom you can chat up and will brush your ego, then I can fully understand that,
don't we all want that.. ?
Don't however make the mistake of thinking these ho's actually want to spend time with you, they are counting down the minutes until you're appointment ends and the next wallet walks in.
Only when you're not paying will find someone who really wants to spend time with you. 

Feel free to drop by any time you need a reality check... :hi:

What I want and what I get is to dress up a sexy attractive girl/lady in sexy lingerie and stockings, lick her pussy for as long as I wish, for her to suck me for as long as I wish, to have sex in many positions, DFK and come in her mouth followed by snowballing or cum swapping/swallowing or variations of this.

This is how I spend my 90 minutes or 2 hours, indulging in my sexual fantasies. Is this clear enough for you

Offline smiths

Do you clowns on here really think I spend most of my 90 minutes or 2 hours just talking? If you want a 20 or 30 minute shag then that’s fine, but I want more than that.  Go check out my auto-censored FR’s.

I understand the value and power of money and I do know that wg’s are in it for the money and as I can afford to have long full on punts this is what I book.

The regular girls I see don’t ever try to rip me off because they see me as a good payer and they want me to come back again and again. The also know that I see other girls so if they want my cash on a regular basis, which they do, then they have to provide a first class full-on service and this is what they do and this is what I get.

So you can take the micky on here if you wish, but at the end of the day I know my money is well spent and since I started punting in September 2009 I have had a succession of amazing full-on rampant long punts with many of MK’s finest girls. For the record, I’m just 3 short of my 100th punt.

 I couldnt care less how you punt, its when total idiots like you talk prices up that might just affect other punters who havent got a lot of money to spend that i care about. Why should they lose out because prats like you and Asianbeast post they are prepared to pay more, in your case so as to price skanks as you see them out and in ABs case he didnt get the time agreed and paid for so suggests he is prepared to pay more to get that time he had already paid for and been agreed.

Do you say to others you do business with that you will pay more, like your Gas and Electric supplier for example, i assume you dont. A WG might be sucking your cock but its still a job to her and nothing wrong with that at all of course. Its not the price increase at HOD per se that i am posting about, its punters like you and AB who feel the need to back such rises up.

Offline softlad

This is how I spend my 90 minutes or 2 hours, indulging in my sexual fantasies.

Nothing at all wrong with that.
Maybe the skanky punter brigade also want similar but can achieve the same in less time, for less £££'s ?  :unknown:

(For the record my usual booking time is one hour).

Offline Lamorak

So of your 97 punts then 42 have been with 2 girls only, you can not get a whole view of the industry from that.

I also love money and what it gets me, I love spending my money on things I want, but I don't confuse the time I spend with a pro$$ie as anything other than a transaction, try offering $20 less next time and make out it was an ATM mistake, their true thoughts of you will surface

As I've only used HoD and its current establishments in MK negiotiating a discount is not an option. I do have a good grasp of this industry which is why I punt where I punt. It's safe, clean, good service from excellent girls, VFM and I do get on well with the girls i see, which seems to be something of a no no with the punters on this forum.

Offline smiths

Nothing at all wrong with that.
Maybe the skanky punter brigade also want similar but can achieve the same in less time, for less £££'s ?  :unknown:

(For the record my usual booking time is one hour).

Quite, obviously different punters require different things, my minimum is an hour but others only require a quicky or half hour. ;)

Offline softlad

I do get on well with the girls i see, which seems to be something of a no no with the punters on this forum.

Tut tut, you shouldn't believe the hype...

I can only speak for myself... I have been on friendly/personal terms with many WG's...
It's only skanky over the hill sisterhood types who frequent Pro$$ienet that I can't stomach... :vomit:
« Last Edit: June 01, 2012, 01:21:24 PM by softlad »

Offline softlad

Quite, obviously different punters require different things, my minimum is an hour but others only require a quicky or half hour. ;)

Absolutely brother...That does not make them skanky... :drinks:

Offline Lamorak

I couldnt care less how you punt, its when total idiots like you talk prices up that might just affect other punters who havent got a lot of money to spend that i care about. Why should they lose out because prats like you and Asianbeast post they are prepared to pay more, in your case so as to price skanks as you see them out and in ABs case he didnt get the time agreed and paid for so suggests he is prepared to pay more to get that time he had already paid for and been agreed.

Do you say to others you do business with that you will pay more, like your Gas and Electric supplier for example, i assume you dont. A WG might be sucking your cock but its still a job to her and nothing wrong with that at all of course. Its not the price increase at HOD per se that i am posting about, its punters like you and AB who feel the need to back such rises up.

You don't have to show your lack of class with insulting words, but I assume from these insulting words you don't have any class.

In the cold light of day I can see the reasons and the needs for price rises as in the current economic climate costs and prices of everything have risen and there comes a point where these have to be passed on. It's what any good business has to eventually do to in order to stay in business.

Offline smiths

As I've only used HoD and its current establishments in MK negiotiating a discount is not an option. I do have a good grasp of this industry which is why I punt where I punt. It's safe, clean, good service from excellent girls, VFM and I do get on well with the girls i see, which seems to be something of a no no with the punters on this forum.

Its not a no no to me, its essential to get on whether its an act or not.

You dont have a good grasp of the industry because you have only punted at a very small number of places, reading about others is one thing, actually punting elsewhere is entirely different. Your experience is very narrow indeed in reality.

Offline smiths

You don't have to show your lack of class with insulting words, but I assume from these insulting words you don't have any class.

In the cold light of day I can see the reasons and the needs for price rises as in the current economic climate costs and prices of everything have risen and there comes a point where these have to be passed on. It's what any good business has to eventually do to in order to stay in business.

The day i worry about what someone like you thinks of me will be the day i stop posting.

I dont require business lessons, what I dont do though is say to those that i do business with that I would pay more for the service they are already offering me at the price THEY freely set. 


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