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Author Topic: House of Divine Price Increase.  (Read 13998 times)

Online Jimmyredcab

Another punter posted on the newly started £120 an hour MK thread now also locked that he will happily pay more as it might mean the skanky punters who want quickies will go elsewhere.

So he equates what a punter pays to the punter being a skank or not, nice fella. He is an ultra fluffy mind you so i wouldnt expect anything different from him.
I daresay his main request is there is plenty of tea and biscuits available. :D ;)

There are quite a few ultra fluffies on auto-censored ----------- I bet they don't get put on pre-mod for life.   :rolleyes:

Offline Ali Katt

Another punter posted on the newly started £120 an hour MK thread now also locked that he will happily pay more as it might mean the skanky punters who want quickies will go elsewhere.

So he equates what a punter pays to the punter being a skank or not, nice fella. He is an ultra fluffy mind you so i wouldnt expect anything different from him.

I daresay his main request is there is plenty of tea and biscuits available. :D ;)
When I've been to parlours, the punters I have seen are just normal blokes, some businessmen, some tradesmen and some youngish city workers. Never have I seen a tramp or chav in a parlour, which is what skank can mean. He sounds like the sort of guy who would wear a suit to a nightclub, for the sole purpose of impressing the women.

Offline Lurtz

Another punter posted on the newly started £120 an hour MK thread now also locked that he will happily pay more as it might mean the skanky punters who want quickies will go elsewhere.

So he equates what a punter pays to the punter being a skank or not, nice fella. He is an ultra fluffy mind you so i wouldnt expect anything different from him.

I daresay his main request is there is plenty of tea and biscuits available. :D ;)

Some of these guys who pay for longer sessions turn into punting snobs. He's on there bragging about how many times he punts and how long he's booked. It's tempting to think that the girls love him because it's easy money, but after an hour in the room with him they're probably contemplating squirting some tomato sauce on their fanny as an excuse to end the session.

Lord Melchett started a new MK thread and that appears to have been deleted by the mods. This is a peculiar decision as it is one of the most popular threads for punters.

Offline softlad

Lord Melchett started a new MK thread and that appears to have been deleted by the mods.

Maybe the bitter twisted old skanks don't like all the publicity HOD are getting ?
Even though a price increase is never welcome they do still seem to offer better VFM than some of the old dogs whom belong to the sisterhoood.
Time will tell whether the increase turns out to be a smart move or a jump too far.

This is a peculiar decision as it is one of the most popular threads for punters.

We all know they don't have the best interests of Punters at heart.
Why any punters post there is truely beyond me !  :unknown:
Far too much bias towards ho's.
Far too much censorship.
It's just a tool for over the hill ho's to gain exposure.

Offline Joe Blob

Maybe the bitter twisted old skanks don't like all the publicity HOD are getting ?


It pisses me off too.

I went to one of their places in MK a few years ago and had a great punt, but the sheer number of threads about them and MK in general, and the amount of self promotion they're allowed to get away with is staggering.


Offline andrei

i dont understand why one mk thread gets locked and straight away another one gets made and no mod does a thing

its clearly been locked at the request of hod because its getting a little hairy and people are being a little negative about them, but whats the point in locking a thread (again) and then allowing a new one on the exact topic
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Offline andrei

^^^scratch that, as pointed out above it has been deleted

well, if the price increase means that hod are now no longer allowed to self promote in the auto-censored threads then i think its an epic fail already, and it hasnt even come in yet

they wont have the likes of lamorak and asianbeast licking their arses on a regular basis, gotta be bad for business

also interesting to note that the one who runs mke has been talking the place up - i guess a price rise there means a pay rise so thats a pretty obvious ploy

people will still go there but i reckon this price increase leaves a bad taste in a lot of peoples mouths, in the long run i think it will fail
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Offline smiths

^^^scratch that, as pointed out above it has been deleted

well, if the price increase means that hod are now no longer allowed to self promote in the auto-censored threads then i think its an epic fail already, and it hasnt even come in yet

they wont have the likes of lamorak and asianbeast licking their arses on a regular basis, gotta be bad for business

also interesting to note that the one who runs mke has been talking the place up - i guess a price rise there means a pay rise so thats a pretty obvious ploy

people will still go there but i reckon this price increase leaves a bad taste in a lot of peoples mouths, in the long run i think it will fail

What will fail in your view in the long run, the price rise or HOD South Kensington itself?

Online Jimmyredcab



people will still go there but i reckon this price increase leaves a bad taste in a lot of peoples mouths, in the long run i think it will fail

Maybe you could give us a link to another parlour in Central London with quality girls where I can pay £60 for 30 minutes.   :(

Offline andrei

i believe the price rise will fail

as for other parlours in london, yes, theres not many but this opens peoples eyes to the hod business model a little, the fact they dont even mention the olympics (which is obviously one of the factors) and dont particularly address peoples concerns about some of the behaviour by some girls

if the price rise is not a temp one for the olympics i still think it will fail and be redressed later
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Online Jimmyredcab

i believe the price rise will fail

as for other parlours in london, yes, theres not many but this opens peoples eyes to the hod business model a little, the fact they dont even mention the olympics (which is obviously one of the factors) and dont particularly address peoples concerns about some of the behaviour by some girls

if the price rise is not a temp one for the olympics i still think it will fail and be redressed later

99.9% of the men who come here for the Olympics will not have heard of HOD Kensington.

Most London agencies are £150 minimum for an hour, £100 for 30 minutes ----------- I have no financial interest in this business but I feel they will get away with this price increase ----- not so sure about Milton Keynes though.

Offline smiths

i believe the price rise will fail

as for other parlours in london, yes, theres not many but this opens peoples eyes to the hod business model a little, the fact they dont even mention the olympics (which is obviously one of the factors) and dont particularly address peoples concerns about some of the behaviour by some girls

if the price rise is not a temp one for the olympics i still think it will fail and be redressed later

Thanks for the clarification. I disagree with you here, but of course only time will prove that.

Offline andrei

whether the people who come here know about hod or not, i dont know

but the olympics is a clear factor in the decision to raise the prices now imo

but i agree with your sentiment, the price rise will be a lot harder to justify in mk

the main man may reconsider it in mk, but i reckon the person who runs mk is gonna push for it as it means extra moolah for her
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Offline smiths

99.9% of the men who come here for the Olympics will not have heard of HOD Kensington.

Most London agencies are £150 minimum for an hour, £100 for 30 minutes ----------- I have no financial interest in this business but I feel they will get away with this price increase ----- not so sure about Milton Keynes though.

Indeed, and them announcing the HOD rise from 1/6 but the MK one possible from 1/7 shows me they are not as convinced either regarding MK.

Despite what some might think there are alternative Establishments in MK as well as Indies who are charging £120 an hour or less now, Venturer on his now locked thread linked half a dozen or so. In London NO ONE ELSE is so cheap Establishment wise, thats a big difference of course between the 2 areas. ;)

Offline andrei

^^^ agreed

its not so much the price rise in london thats the issue, it remains reasonable london fare, its the sneakiness behind the so called introduction

just be honest
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Online Jerboa

I think Asianbeasts comment was just well timed for HOD, they are not the sort of business people to jump Into a hasty price rise with little thought, to be fair I'm not surprised the rates In Sth Ken are going up, the rent must be a fortune, from what I gather the extra Tenner will be shared between the girl and the establishment.

As for MK the price rise Is still yet to be decided, personnally I hope It stays the same, but even If their price goes up too, there will still be plenty of punters visiting.

Offline yumyum3

I'm coming to this thread late, but as a customer of HOD (see recent positive review of Jade) I don't want to be paying an extra tenner but they do provide a professional, clean and friendly service and a good variety of attractive ladies - it is still a good deal and very close to where I live  :) I tried to get in with Pixie today before the price rise but she was fully booked   :(  However, what I do want to say is that the people who really piss me off are fluffies :angry: :diablo: I've gone on about it probably too much on the boards here but  they are the pathetic idiots who keep prices up (see recent review on here of Rhia). I would like to find out who some of these idiots are and have a very frank discussion with them :bomb:
BTW, as Pixie was fully booked I ended up going to a well-known place near West Kensington tube full of Hungarian girls and the service was perfunctory at best  :thumbsdown: I won't be going there again and may write a negative (ish) review of the experience at some point :timeout

Offline smiths

I'm coming to this thread late, but as a customer of HOD (see recent positive review of Jade) I don't want to be paying an extra tenner but they do provide a professional, clean and friendly service and a good variety of attractive ladies - it is still a good deal and very close to where I live  :) I tried to get in with Pixie today before the price rise but she was fully booked   :(  However, what I do want to say is that the people who really piss me off are fluffies :angry: :diablo: I've gone on about it probably too much on the boards here but  they are the pathetic idiots who keep prices up (see recent review on here of Rhia). I would like to find out who some of these idiots are and have a very frank discussion with them :bomb:
BTW, as Pixie was fully booked I ended up going to a well-known place near West Kensington tube full of Hungarian girls and the service was perfunctory at best  :thumbsdown: I won't be going there again and may write a negative (ish) review of the experience at some point :timeout

Yes its all well and good being a fluffy IF it doesnt impact on other punters. Asianbeasts comments gave HOD the opening to announce the price rise knowing he would at least share any criticism, as it happens so far he got more stick than they did. His actual thinking and logic is so warped as to be nonsensical to my mind. An idiot is smarter.

For any punter to talk prices up i see as a very odd thing to do, its not in their own interests to do so, so why do they do it is the question. Lamorak made clear that to him it might mean the skanks as he considers them that want quickies will go elsewhere thus in his opinion benefiting him. ;)

Online Jimmyredcab

Lamorak made clear that to him it might mean the skanks as he considers them that want quickies will go elsewhere thus in his opinion benefiting him. ;)

I have zero respect for Lamorak ------ and he knows it.  :bomb:

Offline NIK

I'm coming to this thread late, but as a customer of HOD (see recent positive review of Jade) I don't want to be paying an extra tenner but they do provide a professional, clean and friendly service and a good variety of attractive ladies - it is still a good deal and very close to where I live  :) I tried to get in with Pixie today before the price rise but she was fully booked   :(  However, what I do want to say is that the people who really piss me off are fluffies :angry: :diablo: I've gone on about it probably too much on the boards here but  they are the pathetic idiots who keep prices up (see recent review on here of Rhia). I would like to find out who some of these idiots are and have a very frank discussion with them :bomb:
BTW, as Pixie was fully booked I ended up going to a well-known place near West Kensington tube full of Hungarian girls and the service was perfunctory at best  :thumbsdown: I won't be going there again and may write a negative (ish) review of the experience at some point :timeout

So would we all, but it's pointless as they are beyond redemption.
To be quite honest I don't think half of them actually punt, certainly the fluffy cunts on Sheffield Scene didn't. They just do things like talk prices up to piss off real punters.
Come to think of it, now I've stopped punting I might turn into a fluffy! :D

Offline smiths

I have zero respect for Lamorak ------ and he knows it.  :bomb:

Not sure if he goes to HOD SK but no doubt he will be happy to see the end of the 20 minute quicky as confirmed by HOD. In his warped beliefs that rules out the skanks who offend him so much.
« Last Edit: May 30, 2012, 03:08:30 PM by smiths »

Online Jimmyredcab

Not sure if he goes to HOD SK but no doubt he will be happy to see the end of the 20 minute quicky as confirmed by HOD. In his warped beliefs that rules out the skanks who offend him so much.

He is a member on here but thankfully hasn't posted since 2010 -------------- with that attitude to his fellow punters he is far more suited to auto-censored.   :thumbsdown:

I have just written a letter to the head office of J D Wetherspoon --------

Dear Sir,
            I thought I had to write to you regarding your special offer of Sunday lunch plus a pint for £5-99, this price is far too low and in my opinion would still be very good value at £8-99.
                                    Regards    Nutty of Hornchurch.
   :crazy:
I havent posted on here in ages, but this is the funniest thing I have heard in years JRC! great!

silly jive turkey voted for xmas. still good vfm in london imo

Online Jimmyredcab

silly jive turkey voted for xmas. still good vfm in london imo

No one took up my challenge to find another parlour in Central London with quality girls at less than £70 for 30 minutes.  ;)


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