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Offline Craig Smith

I'm in my thirties and only seen six escorts. The last one I outcalled kept coming back for free, we eventually fell for each other and she quit and now has a regular job. I've seen a few threads calling people looking or hoping for this deluded, but it does happen. Just thought I'd share. Life is crazy, and crazy shit does happen.
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Offline Tiger63

Can we have her current link on AW please :lol:

Offline JEH7376

Well Craig thats great to hear, and I am sure you wont encounter any cynicism or disbelief over that story on here

Offline Persie

Well done. "Bagging a whore"....bet that would make the folks proud  :hi:
Banning reason: Stalking prossies on Facebook and threatening to out them

Offline AnthG

I'm in my thirties and only seen six escorts. The last one I outcalled kept coming back for free, we eventually fell for each other and she quit and now has a regular job.

If thats the case she is going to be pretty pissed that you have decided to seek out, join and then post on a punting forum if you are now in a long term civvie relationship.

And also then in your membership of that forum use your full first and surname to then broadcast that your GF was once doing this. (advice, I would PM admin and ask him to change it to something else).

Well done. "Bagging a whore"....bet that would make the folks proud  :hi:

I would say it depends how fit she is :)



Offline RedKettle

and did you know that the film Pretty Woman was factual......

Offline SirFrank

I'm in my thirties and only seen six escorts. The last one I outcalled kept coming back for free, we eventually fell for each other and she quit and now has a regular job. I've seen a few threads calling people looking or hoping for this deluded, but it does happen. Just thought I'd share. Life is crazy, and crazy shit does happen.

I love it, it would make a great romcom film, staring Richard Gere as you and Julia Roberts as the tart with a heart
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Offline Craig Smith

Lol. Just thought it'd be funny to chat, as I can't exactly share this in real life. AnthG - she told me about this forum, and do ya really think this is my real name?
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Lol. Just thought it'd be funny to chat, as I can't exactly share this in real life. AnthG - she told me about this forum, and do ya really think this is my real name?
Well that's what happens to the fluffy's, did you used to be quasimodo out of interest ?

Offline bigmc

and did you know that the film Pretty Woman was factual......

I really wish Julia Roberts was a wg, id break my £120ph limit  :D

Offline Craig Smith

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Offline yorkshire123

What's a fluffy?

Look in the mirror  ;)

So you hooked up with a prossie & she quit to live happily ever after but then told you about a punting forum?
If its true I think she's wanting you to punt again so she can fuck you off.

Not that I believe a word of it by the way
Banning reason: Making false malicious allegations against admin

Offline Matium

I'm in my thirties and only seen six escorts. The last one I outcalled kept coming back for free, we eventually fell for each other and she quit and now has a regular job. I've seen a few threads calling people looking or hoping for this deluded, but it does happen. Just thought I'd share. Life is crazy, and crazy shit does happen.

How did you introduce her to your mother?  :diablo:

Offline Craig Smith

I never thought of that. Fuck. But I know about AW. Surely that's a better way of getting an escort than here? I'm confused. Are you offering up some services? Yorkshire isn't that far from me. 
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I fucking hate school holidays when the children are allowed to stay up later than 9pm.

I never thought of that. Fuck. But I know about AW. Surely that's a better way of getting an escort than here? I'm confused. Are you offering up some services? Yorkshire isn't that far from me.
Not even you would wank you.

Offline subzero

Yes Craig , it happens all the time . Not at all rare .
I've dated a few prostitutes.
WGs enjoy a bit of love and romance as much as anyone else .

Offline AnthG

I love it, it would make a great romcom film, staring Richard Gere as you and Julia Roberts as the tart with a heart

and did you know that the film Pretty Woman was factual......

Did you know the original ending of Pretty Woman has Vivian freak out and go Psychotic because she wanted Edward to buy her a few thousand pound fur coat, ontop of all the clothes he had already bought her, and he said he would buy the less expensive mink one for only a thousand. And so she freaks out and goes crazy with him and so Edward drags her from the car kicking and screaming and drives off at the end.

That is the real ending of the film. But then Hollywood got their hands on the script and Hollywoodised it.

Here is the script for those that think I am making this up :)

http://www.awesomefilm.com/script/Pretty-Woman-%28$3,000%29.pdf

Quote
Vivian screams hysterically. She seems to have suddenly gone crazy. She starts pounding the roof of the car with her fists.

Edward quickly pulls the car over to the curb and stops it. Vivian is still screaming and pounding.

EDWARD;VIVIAN! VIVIAN, CUT IT OUT!

Edward grabs her by the wrists and tries to stop her from pounding the ceiling. Instead she starts pounding him.

EDWARD;Get out! GET OUT OF THE CAR!

Vivian continues to pound him for a moment, but then she breaks down and starts to sob limply.

EDWARD;You're out of your mind. You're insane!

Vivian is crying.

EDWARD;I've had enough of this. Get out of the car.

Vivian doesn't move.

EDWARD;Get out of the car!

When she still doesn't move, Edward throws open his door and gets out.

Edward walks around the car and opens the trunk. He pulls out Vivian's few boxes of clothes and sets them down on the curb. He shuts the trunk.

He walks over to the passenger door and opens it.

EDWARD (firmly); Get out.

Vivian doesn't move. She is still crying.

EDWARD; Don't make me regret ever picking you up. Now please, get out of the car. I have to go.

Edward grabs her by the hand and starts to pull her from the car. Vivian explodes again and starts hitting and kicking him.

Edward forcibly drags her from the car and then throws her to the ground. He slams the door shut.

As Vivian hits the ground she begins to cry again, too weak to fight anymore.

So even Pretty Woman, isn't Pretty Woman. :)

Offline Moresomes

I fucking hate school holidays when the children are allowed to stay up later than 9pm.

Aye, It`s time his mum installed PGSurfer.
Mind you he does well to type with one hand considering what he`s doing with the other one.

Offline Craig Smith

Matium, I'm not in contact with my mother. Silver Birch, I'm in my thirties. Just wanted to give some of the 'fluffies' some moral support guys. :) You lot are an unfriendly bunch.
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Offline Craig Smith

Moresomes, can you not type with one hand? Aint that hard really.
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Craig

you cant make a whore a housewife.......



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