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I Can't Get No....!!

I'm nowhere in the same league as JRC and Co when it comes to punting numbers, but I've still managed to bang some highly rated/established hot chicks over the years. There's nothing wrong with my sex drive, but the problem I keep finding is this:

The money has changed hands and you're eyeing her up whilst having the usual pre-fuck chat, or, which is even worse, you're actually pumping away and suddenly think 'I can't be arsed, but I've shelled out now.' So you just end up drumming away .........  :thumbsdown:

Does this happen to anyone else?   :hi: 






Offline muzzya57

Yes, quite often. It is like a very expensive wank. In fact, to be honest, it often turns out to BE a very expensive wank!
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Haven't felt that way. Maybe because i'm young and/or new to this whole punting thing.

Offline eli69

Yes, quite often. It is like a very expensive wank. In fact, to be honest, it often turns out to BE a very expensive wank!

 :thumbsup:

Offline smiths

I Can't Get No....!!

I'm nowhere in the same league as JRC and Co when it comes to punting numbers, but I've still managed to bang some highly rated/established hot chicks over the years. There's nothing wrong with my sex drive, but the problem I keep finding is this:

The money has changed hands and you're eyeing her up whilst having the usual pre-fuck chat, or, which is even worse, you're actually pumping away and suddenly think 'I can't be arsed, but I've shelled out now.' So you just end up drumming away .........  :thumbsdown:

Does this happen to anyone else?   :hi:

It has and was a sign of needing a punting break in my case.


Well thank fuck for that  :yahoo:

It has happened to me but really only on the second go, I know exactly how long it takes for me to recharge and if she rushes it and I let her, I do sometimes struggle but my mind fucks with me and says "Carry on it will get better in a bit"...
Does it fuck, I even faked it once  :blush: how stupid is that?

Offline Ali Katt

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Does it fuck, I even faked it once  :blush: how stupid is that?
Can't say I've ever done this. I've had it where it's been touch and go and nearly didn't pop.

Offline Lurtz

Can't say I've ever done this. I've had it where it's been touch and go and nearly didn't pop.

I faked it the first time.  :blush:  I was drunk, she was fat. The geyser wasn't going to blow.   :(
« Last Edit: May 25, 2012, 10:41:21 PM by Lurtz »

Offline the_exile

Yes, in a way. It's more been a case of, "I'm here now, I might as well do it". Sometimes I found that, yep, I really shouldn't have bothered, other times it turned out better that I expected.

Offline Matium

I faked it the first time.  :blush:  I was drunk, she was fat. The geyser wasn't going to blow.   :(

How exactly do you fake an ejaculation?

 :unknown:

I think the girl will notice.

 :lol:

Offline the_exile

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you're actually pumping away and suddenly think 'I can't be arsed, but I've shelled out now.'
...

I didn't fancy her, we didn't "click" at all, but I didn't fancy a drive back through the rain for a solitary wank, so I fucked her. Did wonder why I'd bothered at the beginning, but then the old familiar feelings started building up, so I decided to try to make it last & at least get a decent orgasm out of it. Managed to keep going for around 30 minutes, then I came - felt absolutely fantastic, couldn't stop myself from groaning and I had to hold her as I shot a colossal load into her, did a good job of filling the condom I can tell you. Reality check was just after that, thinking, "what on earth am I doing here, I don't even like this woman", as I'm lying on top of her with my cock still twitching inside her.

i have on a few ocasions thought why the fuck am i here  she isnt what was advertised etc etc
so thats when the face fuck becomes appealing and the see if she gags bit kicks in

now when girls are honest i dont even try to cross the line  but when they lie    .......................

Offline Lurtz

How exactly do you fake an ejaculation?

 :unknown:

I think the girl will notice.

 :lol:

Do her doggy style. Pull out your cock and puke on her back. Simples.






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