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Author Topic: If you're rich, unmarried and a boob man...  (Read 1777 times)


I guess you couldn't do better...

You could. If it wasn't a scam.   :hi:

Offline softlad

Dress size 6, 32"HH (natural), yeah right... :rolleyes:

Offline AnthG

Dress size 6, 32"HH (natural), yeah right... :rolleyes:
The picture does look it. Although it looks photoshopped as its totally unrealistic.



This reminds me when they were trying to cast someone to portray Laura Croft in the first tomb raider movie and they were having incredible difficulty as nobody with those dimensions existed in reality.

Slim agile and athletic but with enormous breasts does not happen in reality; not my words just what I remember being said about Laura Croft.

Offline Matium



Yes, a photoshopped fake.

Any woman who looked like that in real life would have terrible back ache every day and would have trouble sleeping every night.

Just look at her anatomy, her rib carriage isn't big enough to support those boobs.


her rib carriage isn't big enough to support those boobs.

My hands are  :D

Tony Montana

According to another forum, the pics are of model Jordan Carver.

Offline Matium


Offline Matium

What is the matter with these girls? taking photos from famous models and actresses?

Are they really so dumb that they actually think they won't be found out?


Offline Cactus

Jordan Carver is gorgeous:



Never heard of her, but I'm about to put google to good use  :dancegirl:

The profile of the faker is gone now BTW.  Gutted as I am a boob man & am not married...we could have been so happy together  :kissgirl:

Offline Cactus

This reminds me when they were trying to cast someone to portray Laura Croft in the first tomb raider movie and they were having incredible difficulty as nobody with those dimensions existed in reality.

Slim agile and athletic but with enormous breasts does not happen in reality; not my words just what I remember being said about Laura Croft.



She should have got the job! She seems to like a gun does Miss Carver, half the galleries I found of her on freeones she was packing some heat.
Oh and Anth, I thought you were a geek?  I've never played a Tomb Raider game or seen the movie, but even I know her name is Lara Croft  :cool:


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