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Offline Steve2

Gift ideas for fluffies who can afford more than an envelope.  :scare:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PTeO1Qlq9qs

http://www.channel4.com/programmes/sex-lies-rinsing-guys/4od#3338305

I was going to watch the channel4 one but ...sit through 3 mins of adverts 1st...NO thanks





this one actually gives refunds for cim/swallow.she really means it
when she says'pop as many times as you like'

Just checked the exif data on her photos, last modified 2008!

in this case it could be a good call but it doesnt't necessarily mean anything.my compact
exif data has been defaulting to 2007 for the last 5 years.
a glitch makes it reset every time i take out the battery i think.

on topic, no envelope for me,it doesnt take long to count
six or seven notes in front of the girl and prevents any timewasting or misunderstandings.

can i get a VAT receipt now ?
You can be sure that this government would apply VAT if they thought they could get away without being accused of funding the country's debt from immoral earnings.

eddy

I always count it out beforehand and then leave it neatly folded on the bedside table or whatever.  I think giving it to the girl in her hand is a bit impersonal but then again, when I go to tescos I don't hand the cash over in a scented card with a thank you note.

Because my reason for the shower at the start was to make sure she was clean, not me.

Dude, there are certain things that can't be washed away with shower gel.

Offline Lurtz

I always count it out beforehand and then leave it neatly folded on the bedside table or whatever.  I think giving it to the girl in her hand is a bit impersonal but then again, when I go to tescos I don't hand the cash over in a scented card with a thank you note.

I keep it in my underpants and I tell her if she wants it she'll have to rummage around and find it.

Offline Jimmyredcab

You can be sure that this government would apply VAT if they thought they could get away without being accused of funding the country's debt from immoral earnings.

The current threshold for VAT is £77,000, no prostitute would declare that amount of income because they would end up with a massive tax bill, remember pro$$ies only take cash which is impossible to trace.

Offline NIK

The current threshold for VAT is £77,000, no prostitute would declare that amount of income because they would end up with a massive tax bill, remember pro$$ies only take cash which is impossible to trace.

But of course they are the only people to pay tax on cash in hand. :rolleyes:

Offline James999

But of course they are the only people to pay tax on cash in hand. :rolleyes:

 :lol:

I usually turn up with the money tucked into the paper wrapper of a bar of Green & Black chocolate or a bag of cherries or strawberries in season. This breaks more than breaks the ice. For meeting two ladies them two bars ...

Offline outofthegame

If your punt, sorry I mean rendezvous, is with a BBW, sorry I mean courtesan, do you let her eat the chocolate first? Otherwise you know she will be distracted as she is sucking your cock, sorry I mean providing services of which you are too much of a gentleman to mention...

I was going to watch the channel4 one but ...sit through 3 mins of adverts 1st...NO thanks

Gift ideas for fluffies who can afford more than an envelope.  :scare:

http://www.dailymotion.com/swf/video/xr555e

Without the adverts.  :hi:

Offline Melb

I keep it in my underpants and I tell her if she wants it she'll have to rummage around and find it.

Brilliant  :lol:

Gift ideas for fluffies who can afford more than an envelope.  :scare:

http://www.dailymotion.com/swf/video/xr555e

Without the adverts.  :hi:

Just watched about as much of this as I could stomach. Bunch of brainless, vulgar slappers, if you ask me. Not worth the steam off even Anth's piss.

And anyone who falls for that shit seriously needs his head looking at.


Just watched about as much of this as I could stomach. Bunch of brainless, vulgar slappers, if you ask me. Not worth the steam off even Anth's piss.

And anyone who falls for that shit seriously needs his head looking at.

Like those who pay prostitutes for a cup of tea and a chat.  :dash:

Offline Ali Katt

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Just watched about as much of this as I could stomach. Bunch of brainless, vulgar slappers, if you ask me. Not worth the steam off even Anth's piss.

And anyone who falls for that shit seriously needs his head looking at.
I saw this when it was broadcast and apart from the girl with the horse, none of them are attractive.

well i book them as more dishonest than most pro$$ies


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