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Author Topic: 'sorting the paperwork out'  (Read 10310 times)

I'm always slightly bemused when I read this in field reports.

For me, 'sorting out the paperwork' is what happens when some bloke in overalls and a pencil behind his ear drops off some furniture or other kit at my house, and has a packing list and an invoice with him that needs checking, and then when that's happened, maybe I have to give him a gregory and then he checks it and then off he goes and we're all happy. Process can take anything from one minute to twenty.

But when I visit a tart, I've got the cash ready and I hand it to her and she might look at it and she might not and she stashes it, and that's that. There's no 'paperwork' and there's nothing to 'sort out'.

Or am I not doing this right? Maybe one of us should have a pencil tucked behind our ear?


Offline Steve2

It's a fluffy thing. Nothing for us to worry about. We just pay in cash

can i get a VAT receipt now ?

Tony Montana

FFS what's the problem? It's just a euphamism for paying.

Offline Lurtz

FFS what's the problem? It's just a euphemism for paying.

Yeah, like 'courtesan'.

Offline softlad

It's just a euphamism for paying.

Nah, Only those in denial would use such a term.
They think they have just made love to their girlfirend and don't want to tarnish the glowing FR with such vulgarities as talk of payment... :rolleyes:
Of course this is only how I see things, and I'm pretty jaded these days...  :(

Offline Lurtz

Nah, Only those in denial would use such a term.
They think they have just made love to their girlfriend and don't want to tarnish the glowing FR with such vulgarities as talk of payment... :rolleyes:
Of course this is only how I see things, and I'm pretty jaded these days...  :(

You're not jaded - you're ...err... overly experienced.  :D

Tony Montana

Well I just "sorted out some paperwork" about 5 minutes ago.  Does that mean I'm in denial about having a dump?

Offline softlad

You're not jaded - you're ...err... overly experienced.  :D

Now I like that... :drinks:

Offline softlad

Well I just "sorted out some paperwork" about 5 minutes ago.  Does that mean I'm in denial about having a dump?

Yes...You wiped your arse.  :P

FFS what's the problem? It's just a euphamism for paying.

Hey, I like a good understated euphemism as much as the next man. 'Helping police with their enquiries'. 'Detained at Her Majesty's pleasure'. 'Frank exchange of views', and so on.

Offline Melb

This is what they think...

i hate it when after 5 mins the gent hasnt handed it over then you have to ask ruins the moment

I know this mite not get many ansews..
But i always find the sweetest customers i meet,hand my money over to me in an envolope..
I just think its a very respectful and a nice way to do it!
And puts things to a great start,then get in shower before i have chance to offer..
I think the worst way,is getting it out of there pocket,crumpeled up and asking "HOW MUCH"


I find I have to ask / prompt a lot and I hate that, but no money upfront = no service as I got ripped off a couple of times as a newbie years ago.
Occasionally I get it in an envelope, usually older gents.
Once I got the money in a greetings card with flowers on the front. inside it said "thanks for a wonderful time x from T" - it was interesting but sweet that he'd never even met me yet was so sure of a wonderful time!


I'm spending way too much time reading SAAFE

Offline Sailormack

I thought that was "Dropping the kids off at the pool".  :D

I too offer the lady the cash in a nice card with a floral motif and a spray of delish scent  :rose:

But my message is slightly different...

"Fanx 4 renting me yer hole babe "  :sarcastic:

I thought that was "Dropping the kids off at the pool".  :D

I prefer "doing some carpentry" :D

Offline Ali Katt

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But i always find the sweetest customers i meet,hand my money over to me in an envolope..
I used to this now I just pull the notes out of my wallet. I've not had one complain, so far. It also encourages them to count it in front of me or I count it out for them, no hiding for ten minutes to count it.

Offline AnthG

It does make you think who writes these reviews. When you see things like that you think they are new to seeing escorts and thus don't know how to best put across they paid for the girls time.

But on my very first punt with Kyrsha I wrote a glowing field report for her on auto-censored. I never used this term, I had never even heard of this term. It seems like a euphemism people have learned.

So my question would be learned from where? As if someone was frequent on the forums, they would not use such groanworthy terms to describe I handed over the money.

Really they don't even need to mention I handed over the money as its kind of a given you would be doing this so why document it inside the review.

Offline softlad

I used to this now I just pull the notes out of my wallet. I've not had one complain, so far. It also encourages them to count it in front of me or I count it out for them, no hiding for ten minutes to count it.

I like enzio's approach to 'sorting the paper work'...
Fold it neatly into their ass crack !  :cool:

Offline James999

WHy the fuck has this been made a Sticky ?  :hi:

Offline softlad

WHy the fuck has this been made a Sticky ?  :hi:

Fat fingers small phone buttons.... :blush:

Offline James999


Offline smiths

It's a fluffy thing. Nothing for us to worry about. We just pay in cash

These kind of punters have envelopes that they feel the need to put the fee in.

Lets face it mate if you used an envelope at every punt you would be going through them at a hell of a rate. :D :lol: ;)

Offline AnthG

These kind of punters have envelopes that they feel the need to put the fee in.

I disagree with this. I use an envelope. And cannot possible think of it without using one. And when I mentioned I do a few agreed it was what they do too.

Putting it in an envelope means its easy to hand over and definitely all there, and does not get any notes dropped on the floor.

Getting it out of a wallet and counting it infront of her just feels to me would come across sort of mean spirited and miserly.

And plus you can buy packs of 50 envelopes for a pound in poundshops. That should be enough to last you a long time.



And plus you can buy packs of 50 envelopes for a pound in poundshops. That should be enough to last you a long time.

Class, Anth. Class.

Splash out on Smythson. It won't kill you.

Offline Jimmyredcab

FFS what's the problem? It's just a euphamism for paying.

So is the word "donation" ------ they are both fucking stupid.  :thumbsdown:

Offline smiths

I disagree with this. I use an envelope. And cannot possible think of it without using one. And when I mentioned I do a few agreed it was what they do too.

Putting it in an envelope means its easy to hand over and definitely all there, and does not get any notes dropped on the floor.

Getting it out of a wallet and counting it infront of her just feels to me would come across sort of mean spirited and miserly.

And plus you can buy packs of 50 envelopes for a pound in poundshops. That should be enough to last you a long time.

I just have the cash safely in my punting bag and ready to hand over carefully ensuring its clearly counted, i dont require an envelope for that.

I was joking regarding the cost of envelopes as shown by my smilies in reply to Steves post.


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