External Link/Members OnlyNot been to the doctors and unaware of any problems and I am always very regular in the number 2 department, in fact, on Saturdays and Sundays can find myself ,even with a big hangover and a 2am or 3 am return to bed that I have to get up at the weekday times for a dump (around 7.12 am give or take a few minutes).
I had started to frequent a major food chicken food chain recently and had had a few nights of falling asleep under the influence but waking up a few hours later with stomach pains /constipation. This I concluded was due to over indulgence on the meat and the wraps with a lack of greens etc.
I had made a b/k with sexy horny tammy only/just due to this site – thanks again taz etc etc but she had been “on holiday “ for over a month and I had emailed her to ask could she contact me on return ……….which she didn’t . I would not have known of her if not for the benefits of this site.
Anyway, on regular daily check ins on AW I was able to catch her immediately on her return to Glasgow and I made a booking for the 2nd day of her return, but I had been to our chicken chain the night before. So before bed a ½ litre of Californias finest orange (original with bits) and I set the alarm for the am , got up feeling fine “ah better have some more orange juice”. The effect of which (I must have overdone it) was that after a serious session in the loo I felt that I should cancel Tammy as I was now feeling like I was unable to have a fart without it becoming a “shart” quote (see along came Polly )
Anyhow, went ahead, parked up outside a well known hotel chain, did plenty burping , no farting, and waited for the call with details to her room. She is a gorgeous girl, well endowed, slightly struggling with the Queens English (but this is Glasgow and nobody speaks it anyway). She kept me waiting a few mins past the time and I thought I was being pissed about tbh, then all of a sudden text received and instructions up to the room. Tammy is stunning, very heavily endowed, and attractive to look at . In the room straight to business ( I always reject massage ) and she asks Oral with or without which I said OWO, so on with amazing oral with me the whole time thinking of last night, then on with the bag (expertly positioned by Tammys mouth) which I then followed with various positions , the whole time me thinking “don`t dare fart” which seemed to take my mind off things and found myself banging her for nearly the full hour and feeling like I was about to collapse with exhaustion, by this time I was soaking with sweat as was Tammy. Tammy eventually succumbed and asked me to finish in her mouth which of course did the job , she took the whole work out verbally like a complete pro. Never before have I felt that I had run a marathon after a b/k but my mind was on other things as they say LOL.
Would I see here again? 10/ out 10 is the answer, but calm down on the vitamin c
