Punt 3. August '15
Another pre UKP punt. Booked on her looks and AW comments about her oral skills and 'dirty mouth'.
Good Comms. Initial email then text and booked for the next day. 2hr incall @ 200.
Text me on the morning of the punt to say her accommodation had let her down and could she come to me. Flakey alarm should have gone off but instead I thought hmm, I don't need to drive and agreed that was fine. Another text a little while later, can we bring it forward an hour. Mildly inconvenient but yep, ok.
She arrived on time looking very nice. Like a curvy little barbie doll, all hair bum and boobs. I get her a drink and we settle in the lounge for a natter and she proceeds to tell me all her problems, friends flat she uses was a shit hole, boyfriend is a waste of space, this place would be perfect, yada yada yada (is she touting me to be her pimp?!?!) We take care of the money, still the incall rate due to her changing the arrangement, and we head upstairs. She goes to the loo while I undress. Joins me on the bed in her undies and we have a kiss and cuddle, light fk in short bursts then breaking off. Offered a massage, fine, I get some oil. Ok massage, nothing special, back then front and gets to work on my cock. Compliments my size and asks shall I suck it, yes please. Starts on it porn star style, wet, sloppy, spitting on it and a bit toothy, made me flinch more than once as her teeth scraped my bellend. Lots of oohs and ahhs, 'I love sucking cock' and 'you're so big and hard'. Exactly the opposite to to the kind I prefer but hey, I suffered it
I ask for RO and she's off to the bathroom to check because she thinks she might have come on. Great! Bit of light licking of the top with barely open legs. Give up on that and suggest sex. This excuse, that excuse, blah, blah. I can't be bothered to go into details because writing this review is boring me as much as the event. Agrees to try and gets on all fours and sticks her arse in the air with her knees together, FFS! I attempt but it's obvious I'm not getting in there. Her asshole was a bit off putting too, kind of dark and hairy.
Ended up with a 90 min sloppy, scrapey bj.
Saw her into a cab and promptly went inside to inspect my cock for skin breaks.
Cons. See above.
Pros. Outcall for price of incall and she gave me another 50 quid back for no sex.
Flakey girl, profile is always up and down. Did see some rather nasty feedback on AW about alcohol and cocaïne abuse which was deleted and replaced by glowing reports from same punter so fuck knows what's going on there.