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Offline Jackjizzy

Had a punt last night and am still recovering from it. Agreed a 30 minute session with 1 pop. As I was giving RO I was wanking myself. I lost control and finished myself accidentally while giving RO. As soon as she saw I had cum she said 'sorry baby you come only once'. I feel in a bit of quagmire and want opinions before posting a negative. I didn't come inside or on her. It was accidental if you know what I mean. Any thoughts. I wanted to continue to FS but no. She's got decent AW reviews Which made it so hard to swallow. I left the flat really pissed off last night.  When I argued my case she just said 'sorry these are the rules'. As if this ever happened before. I doubt it. 
Banning reason: Previously banned (Josh Smith, G2c83, sudzy)

Offline wazzer

FFS that's got to be a negative. And if she was any good at customer service she would have continued 'til SHE made you come.
Banning reason: Shitstirring troll on UKE

Offline Deviant

7th rule of punting. "Relax don't do it, when you want to cum"

Learn some self control. The woman is perfectly right to wave you goodbye the moment you shoot your load.
Banning reason: Posting bollocks

Offline Steely Dan

It is a stupid 'rule' anyway.  And this is a particularly stupid interpretation of the rule.  Name and shame.  And post a negative.  Deviant can pay her if he wants but I don't want to.

Girls CAN make rules.  But it is our money.  Via this forum we can influence them to adopt more common sense. If you feel ripped off, you were ripped off.

Offline Steely Dan

She's got decent AW reviews 
You have learned the value of AW reviews.  Next to Nothing.

Offline Deviant

I love the kind of girls who you pay for an hour with and they try to get you off and out the door in 30-40 minutes. You quickly pick up on the fact that there is going to be no slow build up (often they skip oral) and within minutes they are going full out with you. That is when you let your mind drift elsewhere and just watch the real life porn happening in front of you but remaining detached.

I feel bad about fucking the nice and polite women but with the rude and surly ones it is always fine. You leave them feeling that many more clients like that in the day and they are not going to be sore for days.

Banning reason: Posting bollocks

Had a punt last night and am still recovering from it. Agreed a 30 minute session with 1 pop. As I was giving RO I was wanking myself. I lost control and finished myself accidentally while giving RO. As soon as she saw I had cum she said 'sorry baby you come only once'. I feel in a bit of quagmire and want opinions before posting a negative.

You agreed to the "1 pop" terms but you want to post a negative? I would have sympathy if SHE wanked you furiously to finish early! I don't agree that she deserves a negative, because she did provide the service as agreed  :dash:

Well shit if you can do it twice in half hour she should have given you a medal

Online Malvolio

You need to rethink your punting strategy and make sure you can come twice (or more) in the session.  I'd also suggest you leave your cock alone in the next punt and let the WG do the work.

It is a stupid 'rule' anyway.  And this is a particularly stupid interpretation of the rule.  Name and shame.  And post a negative.  Deviant can pay her if he wants but I don't want to.

Girls CAN make rules.  But it is our money.  Via this forum we can influence them to adopt more common sense. If you feel ripped off, you were ripped off.

If a punter has that little self control, he should not book a wg that only allows 1 pop. If he didn't know about the rule in advance, I would agree with you, but he clearly did.

What next? A 1 pop only counts if the punter cums in a certain way? It didn't go as he planned, but entirely down to him!

I feel bad about fucking the nice and polite women but with the rude and surly ones it is always fine. You leave them feeling that many more clients like that in the day and they are not going to be sore for days.
Yes, not so restrained with the free range rude or deceptive, they get the full force version.

If a punter has that little self control, he should not book a wg that only allows 1 pop. If he didn't know about the rule in advance, I would agree with you, but he clearly did.

What next? A 1 pop only counts if the punter cums in a certain way? It didn't go as he planned, but entirely down to him!
Its not as if he got done by one of the tricks to make you cum quicker, which some fucker would use those on me. I wish I could pay per pop would be very good value for me, even if I wanted throughout RO.  Pain in the ass with I was more like OP

Offline LL

First of all write your review. Give it whatever rating you like - it's your review. It wouldn't be a negative in my view if you knew the policy up-front (I.e if it's written in her profile or she told you in advance). Secondly, put it down to experience and get over it - man up. It's taken me many, many punts to be able to control my cumming and ensure that I cum near the end. That's a lot of short punts where I came early on and got booted out like you did. Is it a waste of money or payment for training in which you become better at sex as you start to learn to control your own body?

Offline Deviant

This is why Soho is the perfect place to learn punting. £20 a go means nothing wasted if you finish early and you start with the women who specialise in getting you to cum in minutes. Once you master controlling yourself with those women you will find the better women elsewhere easy by comparison. Then you can pay for a full half an hour and one pop knowing that you can hold back until the 25th minute. This is a great skill to take over to your normal sex life.
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Offline Jackjizzy

Well shit if you can do it twice in half hour she should have given you a medal

I've popped twice in a half an hour loads of times. Go in horny, pop in 5. 10 min massage and I'm ready to go for the final 10 mins. It's hard to get the right mix of girl and massage skills however.
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Offline tommy1970

"Er Whats that on floor?"
"um nothing"  :blush:
"C'mon tell the truth"
"Ummm"
"its Jizz isn't it?"
"maaaybe"
"See you later"

Banning reason: White-knight

Offline Si198

I think to be fair you agreed 1 pop in 30 mins it's a shame it's by your own hand but as you agreed surely it can't be a negative?

Just stick with the girls who allow unlimited pops in the time you book you can't go wrong then.


Offline The happy one

It is a hard one. Boom boom

To be honest if that was me it would be a negative all day long

She has to have some contact to count

But I can see her point of view

If like me you pop then the next one in a short space of time is not going to happen she knows she is in for a real drilling

But she hid behind the one pop

Banning reason: Suspected pimp involved in organizing parties




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