I have only ever posted one review, that's when I first registered to show I wasn't a lurker. I tend to keep my experiences to myself as they are private, BUT
I have decided to break with my rules and 'big up' an excellent establishment that I read about here a few weeks ago.http://www.tlc-club.co.uk/
As advised from several reviews of this excellent venue, I contacted them a few days before to establish the booking system, and how to get on it. A VERY
helpful lady, Emma, explained the situation and the necessary what-to-do's in advance, so as I had a quiet one at work for 14th October, I threw a sickie and decided to tap my pipe out.
Called up the given numbers from their website, and was simply asked my name and the time I'd like to visit, afternoon or evening.
She then texted me the postcode and looking forward to my visit. This was a nice touch.
The venue is situated back a little, on a one-way busy road, so if you overshoot it, like I did, it can be a bastard to get back on yourself, but than God for GPS!
Pulled up to a lovely looking Tudor style building, none of that mock-Tudor bollocks you get with footballers or chav lottery winners, this OOZED
class, looked like it was a hotel in a past life.
No nosey bastard neighbours, just literally park up outside the front door!
Emma was at hand to greet us, and the penny dropped........the (sadly retired) legendary Lady Marmalade!
Her parties were the best, straight away my nerves were alleviated knowing this was going to be a top-drawer visit!
Another newbie also arrived the same time, and we were ushered into a changing room, with lockers to store our valuables. Its little things like this that go a LONG
Fresh robes and towels were given out, and flip-flops to wear, now this was the ONLY
downside of my visit up till now, I had athletes foot a few years ago, caught via wearing someones trainers, so I was a tad dubious.
A quick shower and we were ushered downstairs for a drink, and to meet the girls Emma had lined up.
Miss Trixx (Trixie) and Katrina (Brazilian) made their presence known, and immediately made us both feel 'at home' by pouring us drinks and cosy-ing up to us. Miss Trixx has had her hairstyle changed since the pics were taken on the tlc site, its short and blue, but looks cyber-punk, its amazing! She also has many tattoos, but they are good ones, no chav tramp stamps, these are artistic, and coupled with some piercings, she has that 'alternative' look........but trust me, its a great look, it really is! She is also blessed with a slender lithe frame, no sign of any late night kebabs and beer (unlike me!)
Top drawer ladies, I hooked up with Trixie and was impressed with her intelligence, she is very articulate with an impressive vocabulary but just as importantly, clearly enjoys her job.
The other fella (I wont divulge names to protect their anonymity) was led upstairs, with Trixie & I just behind. FANTASTIC
playrooms upstairs with a hot tub (not filled for us today) and mirrors everywhere.
Katrina soon got the other fella worked up, and Trixie suggested we go 'elsewhere' to another room.
Trixie knew her stuff, she really did. An amazing blowjob technique uncovered soon got my blood rushing, but she's very skilful and knows when to slow the action down to prolong the pleasure, she invited me to reciprocate and have a taste of her, and she really did taste like sweet sushi, and not like a seven day old haddock.
At this point, another bloke turned up, and got involved, but their were no tense situations or awkward cock hiding, it was just so relaxed and normal, given the situation.LOTS
of personal stuff between the adults with some chin-wagging between rounds. I was very relaxed in the lads company, they were a good set of blokes, and luckily, we were in a similar age bracket so that's always good. Usual football, rugby, holiday destinations we'd been too like we were down the pub and not having adult fun. The 3rd bloke was only there in his lunch break, what a guy! I have to make do with sandwiches in my car with the radio on in my lunch break!
I was happy with my 2 'pops', the other fella managed 3 and at our age, we should know better!
Out of the ladies, I preferred Trixie, but that's NOT
to take ANYTHING
away from Katrina, Trixie had the alternative 'look' that blew my mind.
At this point, it was ONLY
90 minutes in, so I decided to get a drink at the bar and ended up chatting with Emma.
For anyone who's EVER
visited a Lady Marmalade Party, she needs no introduction. A class act who KNOWS
what her customers want, in a surrounding that's discreet and compliments her upmarket girls and work.
She's spent a considerable amount of money to get the venue up-and-running with some grandiose plans for next year with a BBQ/Al Fresco patio, hoping to cater for up to 200 people. She has big plans for this venue, and certainly has it mapped out, drawing on her own experience in the game.
We had a talk about the clients she wants, the girls she gets in and the ideas she has drawn up in her head that's starting to show fruition. Her idea of the cost of £100 is sound business sense, by all accounts, some have whinged at the price, but an hour with the calibre of girl at this venue is £100+ p/h.......here you get 3 hours. You get a ratio of 3:1, so chances are, you will get at least
2 ladies to pamper your needs for 3 HOURS
Basic maths based on £100 entrance fee ......divided into 3 (hours) = £33.33, divided into 2 (ladies) = £16.66. You also get free locker hire, drinks, showers, and on a busy day, the hot-tub. I was also made a hot cup of tea by Trixie afterwards!!
I KNOW austerity is a kick in the balls, but THIS IS
value for money! I only stayed for 2 hours, I was spent! Christ knows if I'd stayed the extra hour......I felt like I pulled my knee cartilage up bombing Trixie with a double load!
Its a 60 mile round trip, but I WILL
be back, it really is a classy joint. Thanks to Emma, Trixie & Katrina for a fantastic time, thanks to the 2 lads who really were good blokes and thanks to a few forumites who PM'd me to alleviate my nerves and answer dopey questions and thanks for reading my review.