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Author Topic: Tudor Lounge Club, Birmingham party Wednesday afternoon  (Read 1558 times)

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I have only ever posted one review, that's when I first registered to show I wasn't a lurker. I tend to keep my experiences to myself as they are private, BUT I have decided to break with my rules and 'big up' an excellent establishment that I read about here a few weeks ago.

http://www.tlc-club.co.uk/

As advised from several reviews of this excellent venue, I contacted them a few days before to establish the booking system, and how to get on it. A VERY helpful lady, Emma, explained the situation and the necessary what-to-do's in advance, so as I had a quiet one at work for 14th October, I threw a sickie and decided to tap my pipe out.
Called up the given numbers from their website, and was simply asked my name and the time I'd like to visit, afternoon or evening.
She then texted me the postcode and looking forward to my visit. This was a nice touch.
The venue is situated back a little, on a one-way busy road, so if you overshoot it, like I did, it can be a bastard to get back on yourself, but than God for GPS!

Pulled up to a lovely looking Tudor style building, none of that mock-Tudor bollocks you get with footballers or chav lottery winners, this OOZED class, looked like it was a hotel in a past life.
No nosey bastard neighbours, just literally park up outside the front door!

Emma was at hand to greet us, and the penny dropped........the (sadly retired) legendary Lady Marmalade!
Her parties were the best, straight away my nerves were alleviated knowing this was going to be a top-drawer visit!
Another newbie also arrived the same time, and we were ushered into a changing room, with lockers to store our valuables. Its little things like this that go a LONG way.

Fresh robes and towels were given out, and flip-flops to wear, now this was the ONLY downside of my visit up till now, I had athletes foot a few years ago, caught via wearing someones trainers, so I was a tad dubious.

A quick shower and we were ushered downstairs for a drink, and to meet the girls Emma had lined up.
Miss Trixx (Trixie) and Katrina (Brazilian) made their presence known, and immediately made us both feel 'at home' by pouring us drinks and cosy-ing up to us. Miss Trixx has had her hairstyle changed since the pics were taken on the tlc site, its short and blue, but looks cyber-punk, its amazing! She also has many tattoos, but they are good ones, no chav tramp stamps, these are artistic, and coupled with some piercings, she has that 'alternative' look........but trust me, its a great look, it really is! She is also blessed with a slender lithe frame, no sign of any late night kebabs and beer (unlike me!)
Top drawer ladies, I hooked up with Trixie and was impressed with her intelligence, she is very articulate with an impressive vocabulary but just as importantly, clearly enjoys her job.

The other fella (I wont divulge names to protect their anonymity) was led upstairs, with Trixie & I just behind. FANTASTIC playrooms upstairs with a hot tub (not filled for us today) and mirrors everywhere.
Katrina soon got the other fella worked up, and Trixie suggested we go 'elsewhere' to another room.
Trixie knew her stuff, she really did. An amazing blowjob technique uncovered soon got my blood rushing, but she's very skilful and knows when to slow the action down to prolong the pleasure, she invited me to reciprocate and have a taste of her, and she really did taste like sweet sushi, and not like a seven day old haddock.
At this point, another bloke turned up, and got involved, but their were no tense situations or awkward cock hiding, it was just so relaxed and normal, given the situation.

LOTS of personal stuff between the adults with some chin-wagging between rounds. I was very relaxed in the lads company, they were a good set of blokes, and luckily, we were in a similar age bracket so that's always good. Usual football, rugby, holiday destinations we'd been too like we were down the pub and not having adult fun. The 3rd bloke was only there in his lunch break, what a guy! I have to make do with sandwiches in my car with the radio on in my lunch break!
I was happy with my 2 'pops', the other fella managed 3 and at our age, we should know better!
Out of the ladies, I preferred Trixie, but that's NOT to take ANYTHING away from Katrina, Trixie had the alternative 'look' that blew my mind.

At this point, it was ONLY 90 minutes in, so I decided to get a drink at the bar and ended up chatting with Emma.
For anyone who's EVER visited a Lady Marmalade Party, she needs no introduction. A class act who KNOWS what her customers want, in a surrounding that's discreet and compliments her upmarket girls and work.
She's spent a considerable amount of money to get the venue up-and-running with some grandiose plans for next year with a BBQ/Al Fresco patio, hoping to cater for up to 200 people. She has big plans for this venue, and certainly has it mapped out, drawing on her own experience in the game.

We had a talk about the clients she wants, the girls she gets in and the ideas she has drawn up in her head that's starting to show fruition. Her idea of the cost of £100 is sound business sense, by all accounts, some have whinged at the price, but an hour with the calibre of girl at this venue is £100+ p/h.......here you get 3 hours. You get a ratio of 3:1, so chances are, you will get at least 2 ladies to pamper your needs for 3 HOURS!
Basic maths based on £100 entrance fee ......divided into 3 (hours) = £33.33, divided into 2 (ladies) = £16.66. You also get free locker hire, drinks, showers, and on a busy day, the hot-tub. I was also made a hot cup of tea by Trixie afterwards!!
I KNOW austerity is a kick in the balls, but THIS IS value for money! I only stayed for 2 hours, I was spent! Christ knows if I'd stayed the extra hour......I felt like I pulled my knee cartilage up bombing Trixie with a double load!

Its a 60 mile round trip, but I WILL be back, it really is a classy joint. Thanks to Emma, Trixie & Katrina for a fantastic time, thanks to the 2 lads who really were good blokes and thanks to a few forumites who PM'd me to alleviate my nerves and answer dopey questions and thanks for reading my review.
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« Last Edit: October 15, 2015, 03:28:01 PM by ClimaxMan »

Glad you enjoyed your first visit to TLC, I went to the later one and just two guys there so excellent VFM, 3 hours of 1-1's with two fit ladies. :thumbsup:
 Now is the time to try if your not sure about parties while its not to busy, as I'm sure these evenings of only 2 or 3 guys turning up are not going to last long. :hi:

Now is the time to try if your not sure about parties while its not to busy, as I'm sure these evenings of only 2 or 3 guys turning up are not going to last long.

I can only echo KCS's sentiments, word-of-mouth, excellent internet coverage and reviews will make the TLC the 'IT' place for punters and swingers in a short time.
There are no teething problems, Emma KNOWS her market, its up and running.
Trust me (and the other great reviewers who have posted their reports earlier) this will soon be full to capacity, so get yer arse down there quick to sample their delights. You'll know exactly where you stand, women to relish in a venue to adore.

Offline Kaluuu276

What a catch to have Miss Trixx and hope she is their to stay.

She has done a few pornstuff and works along other pornstars doing gangbangs throughout the UK.

Hope to make the journey from London one of these days.

Offline Teessider

I was there last night with KCS and we had a great private party, just 4 of us – Trixie, Katrina, KCS & me.

Started with Trixie – she's quite striking with her punky hair and tattoos, and gave me the most awesome reverse cowgirl to kick off -  slowly gyrating her hips and arching her back, using her genuine porno skills just for me.  :rolleyes:

She’s fun and lively, and we continued with an erotic mish session with her wrapping her legs around my back and squeezing her pussy muscles round my cock. Sessions of doggy on all fours and flat doggy were similarly erotic with her flexing and gyrating.  :)

KCS had been enjoying a work out with Katrina while I was with Trixie.

Half time and we all went down for a drink and a break. Good banter with Em and a few laughs with the girls.    :D

Resumed the second half, and we swapped partners. I noticed that the event had been advertised as a naughty nurses party, but the girls had removed their outfits after the first party, so I asked Karina to put it back on so I could see it.

She was away for about 5 minutes and then arrived back in the party room – she looked stunning. Fuck me shoes, black stockings, suspender belt, tiny panties, no bra with her massive tits swaying, and a cute little nurse’s hat. I had to stop myself cumming there and then.  :diablo:

Rampant sex followed for the next half hour with her sitting on the edge of the bed, me kneeling in front with her tits bouncing all over the place. Then my favourite position with big titted girls – me lying back with her in cowgirl with her tits swaying in my face while she gyrated on my cock. She’s one extra hot minx.

Spunky time, and I stand on the bed above her and she kneels in front and lubes up my cock and sensuously wanks me off onto her tits, throat and face - she laps it up.  :dancegirl:

Two fun, horny girls who gave us a special evening and a very ‘personal’ party.  :kissgirl:

Offline Jerboa

There were three girls advertised on the event page, did Emma send one home?

Offline Teessider

Yeah, she sent Eliza home because there weren't enough blokes.

I suppose she needs to balance the books, but the two we had easily outshagged us - three woud have been a bit of a slaughter.  :wacko:

Yeah, she sent Eliza home because there weren't enough blokes.

I suppose she needs to balance the books, but the two we had easily outshagged us - three woud have been a bit of a slaughter.  :wacko:

Did you guys get a say in who stayed?

Offline Teessider

No, she was already gone when we got there.

Offline fredhiggins

All good stuff. Well done TLC team.

Offline sam55

Glad you enjoyed your first visit to TLC, I went to the later one and just two guys there so excellent VFM, 3 hours of 1-1's with two fit ladies. :thumbsup:
 Now is the time to try if your not sure about parties while its not to busy, as I'm sure these evenings of only 2 or 3 guys turning up are not going to last long. :hi:

I 've had my eye on there for a while but never visited.
Quick question, do they require ID, if so what and how can you ensure that it is kept securely or destroyed?

Offline Teessider

Sam - no private details. Just ring, give a false name. Turn up, say your (false) name - and you're in.  :)

Sounds like a good set up and better than fuck club which miss trixx also attends,I definitely want to see her at some point

Offline sam55

Sam - no private details. Just ring, give a false name. Turn up, say your (false) name - and you're in.  :)

Excellent, sounds good.
I've seen some places where they want your driving licence etc and I'd be concerned what was going to happen to that info.

False name? As if I would ever!  :D

It was good to eventually meet you Teesider.   :drinks:

I arrived a few minutes late and Em was virtually pushing me up the stairs to get stuck in.

It was a bit more of an intimate party this one, but still very enjoyable, walked through the door to see Teesider sandwiched between the two lovelies that are Trixie and Katrina with a big grin on his face. Noticed that they only had the main lights on and being the fluffy fucker that I am turned on the red porno lights

Katrina invited me to jump on the bed and within seconds was giving me a long and slow BJ with plenty of licking of the balls and shaft, in the meantime Teesider was getting into some reverse cowgirl which I would have to agree with him, Trixie looks bloody good doing it. Made a mental note not to leave before trying for myself. After a while of having a BJ told Katrina it was time to swap for some RO which kept me occupied for the next 15-20 minutes or so. Katrina now suitably wet enough to rubber up and start with some energetic CG. In this position you can appreciate how magnificent  her breasts are and feel how firm her arse is :thumbsup: A few more positions follow until I'm feeling knackered (must still be recovering from Fridays parties) and all of us decide it break time.

Return upstairs, quick shower and feeling suitably refreshed swap partners with Tee.
Start with some excellent balls deep oral which gets me rock hard again and makes me want to return the favour, Trixie gets quite responsive and while down there I could not resist reaching up to give her pierced nipples a bit of a tweak, onto a spot of mish untill I shot my load.

Bit of a chat all round and another drink when I remember I've not had my RCG experiance from Trixie so another Bj to get me back hard and I would have to concur with Teesider it is a bloody great experience, the view is stunning and the feeling is pretty awesome as well. :coolgirl:

Thoroughly enjoyable time.

Offline Jerboa

Excellent, sounds good.
I've seen some places where they want your driving licence etc and I'd be concerned what was going to happen to that info.

False name? As if I would ever!  :D

A private members club like The Private Club do ask for ID to join.

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A private members club like The Private Club do ask for ID to join.

Not sure I'd want that kind of real-life info floating around any establishment in this industry...you just don't know whose hands it could fall into!  :scare:

Why do these places need your full ID?? OK it's a private members club, but it doesn't mean it's not technically a brothel with multiple girls getting paid to have sex with the members and is only allowed to exist until such a time as the authorities deem it needs to be closed.

Is there an unspoken rule in W Mids that as long as it's a private members club they can break the law on brothel-keeping? Most brothels are usually allowed to exist unless there's evidence of other criminal activity, such as drugs, under-age sex, trafficking, neighbourhood nuisance, etc.

The law is an ass...as long as the sex is consensual, adults should be allowed to express their sexuality as they please...swingers clubs seem acceptable now...swingers clubs with house girls are certainly blurring the lines further.

I enquired on my initial call if ID was necessary, but Emma scoffed at the idea. Its all above board here. If you ARE concerned about these venues, be more concerned about your car registration parked outside a place. That's always been MY paranoia
I gave my real name, I didn't get a chance to make an alias up. The other fella just gave his first name. NO ID checks, NO membership subscription or photo proof, just pay your contribution and be prepared to give it your best shot.

Offline Madone1

I enquired on my initial call if ID was necessary, but Emma scoffed at the idea. Its all above board here. If you ARE concerned about these venues, be more concerned about your car registration parked outside a place. That's always been MY paranoia
I gave my real name, I didn't get a chance to make an alias up. The other fella just gave his first name. NO ID checks, NO membership subscription or photo proof, just pay your contribution and be prepared to give it your best shot.

Yeah I've never been a fan of parking outside any adult style venue as there are too many moral crusaders out there.

Offline Teessider


Is there an unspoken rule in W Mids that as long as it's a private members club they can break the law on brothel-keeping? Most brothels are usually allowed to exist unless there's evidence of other criminal activity, such as drugs, under-age sex, trafficking, neighbourhood nuisance, etc.


I think there is a more pragmatic line taken in WM which recognizes that licensed clubs have no need to use coerced girls (who would invariably give a shit service) and there are plenty of enthusiastic girls who give a good service.

TLC is a formally registered swingers club and it is clear that the girls are all willing participants and seem to thoroughly enjoy the action.

Offline Teessider

Yeah I've never been a fan of parking outside any adult style venue as there are too many moral crusaders out there.

I did suggest to Em that one room is turned into a Bible classroom, so if we encountered any moral crusaders outside we could say we've just come to save some wayward women.  :D


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I think there is a more pragmatic line taken in WM which recognizes that licensed clubs have no need to use coerced girls (who would invariably give a shit service) and there are plenty of enthusiastic girls who give a good service.

TLC is a formally registered swingers club and it is clear that the girls are all willing participants and seem to thoroughly enjoy the action.

Yes, I'm not doubting the situation at TLC. I know they won't tolerate drugs and all the participants are there willingly.

So why do some of these establishments (Private & R3tro) insist in harvesting your real ID?? It doesn't make any difference to what is happening inside...except that some unknown with access to the membership database could have some hold over you in the future.  :unknown:

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I did suggest to Em that one room is turned into a Bible classroom, so if we encountered any moral crusaders outside we could say we've just come to save some wayward women.  :D

With a girl kneeling in the penitent position in front of you I'm sure they'll believe you!  ;)

Offline Teessider


So why do some of these establishments (Private & R3tro) insist in harvesting your real ID?? It doesn't make any difference to what is happening inside...except that some unknown with access to the membership database could have some hold over you in the future.  :unknown:

Maybe it's a condition of their license?  I think the laws on blackmail are quite strict - up to 10 years inside? Not sure the'd be too keen to risk it.

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Maybe it's a condition of their license?  I think the laws on blackmail are quite strict - up to 10 years inside? Not sure the'd be too keen to risk it.

It doesn't even have to be blackmail...the Ashley Madison database hack/leaks had serious consequences to some involved...once the info is out there, it can't be controlled.
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