Thought we could have a collection of the daft and amusing utterances of prossies. Either written in blogs / fora or spoken.
Here's a start:
1. "Do you want me to take my clothes off"
No, I thought I would penetrate you through your jeans!
2. "Have you come yet" repeated a few times - while I am still shagging away.
3. From Saafe. In answer to "Should we put our rates down?"
One of the answers was:
"Don't put your rates down, they will come, just got to be patient,
I sometimes do specials, but even now I won't, if they really want to see you, they will pay your rate!
A client actually told me to put mine up! "
"it has been sooooooooo quiet,I thought about lowering my prices too but I won't after reading this"