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Author Topic: Excuses if caught with a second phone?  (Read 1495 times)

Offline SamLP

Never had to use an excuse as it's always hidden. Being single also means there's no OH snooping around. The only time I gave an excuse was when I was buying the phone, told the shop keeper I was going on holiday and wanted to buy a cheap phone to put a foreign sim in while I was there. The guy was understanding and helpful.


Offline NelsonH

What the fuck.

You went into a shop to buy a phone and felt you needed to give the guy an excuse.

He sells phones, you want to buy a pnone, end of.

Actually if he'd asked me I'd have told him it's for calling up tarts.

I abandoned phone 2 years ago just hate the damn things.

Offline SamLP

Nelson, nobody asked me. I basically went in and said I'm going on holiday and want a cheap phone to use while I'm there. I didn't need to say anything but sometimes a simple cover story can make people more helpful and the transaction much faster rather than him trying to convince me to buy another phone as it has all these useful apps and is 3G enabled etc. I just cut to the chase.

Offline sam55

Never had to use an excuse as it's always hidden. Being single also means there's no OH snooping around. The only time I gave an excuse was when I was buying the phone, told the shop keeper I was going on holiday and wanted to buy a cheap phone to put a foreign sim in while I was there. The guy was understanding and helpful.

I know it's only the Mrs that we have to be wary of and not MI5 but the guy in the phone shop might remember you if you had a convo with him.
I bought my punting phone in Argos in a different town, went to the self service machine, paid cash collected it when my number was called out. Never registered, always topped up with cash vouchers.

But as Nancy Sinatra never said "and then I go and spoil it all by saying something stupid on UKP!!"

I know it's only the Mrs that we have to be wary of and not MI5 but the guy in the phone shop might remember you if you had a convo with him.
I bought my punting phone in Argos in a different town, went to the self service machine, paid cash collected it when my number was called out. Never registered, always topped up with cash vouchers.

But as Nancy Sinatra never said "and then I go and spoil it all by saying something stupid on UKP!!"

Oh you fucking fuck - now that song's stuck in my head :( :)

Offline G.Raff

Use an old Blackberry with the keyboard as your punting phone and say that this is only for emails as you hate using the touchscreen of your main smartphone. (too many typos)

 :hi:

Of course it should be set on Silent and PIN locked.


I know it's only the Mrs that we have to be wary of and not MI5.....

MI5 would never catch us, but the Mrs is a different kettle of fish. Never under-estimate how devious women can be.

tcm

Offline Cunning Punt

Blimey, all this subterfuge and obsessive worrying about being caught with just having another phone... makes me glad I'm single.

Blimey, all this subterfuge and obsessive worrying about being caught with just having another phone... makes me glad I'm single.
Doesn't it just.


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