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Sir Lancealot

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My punt with Executivetoy (ET) or Sadie was the worst punt of my punting career and I am kicking myself for not reading the reviews on her on UKP before making the booking. It pays to do your research up front when you are going to spend £150 and don’t just rely on AW. Her AW feedback is not all positive and that says something given you need to try quite hard to get any negative comments on AW. I think I was sucked in by the prospect of anal included in the price instead of it being the usual extra £50 but that never materialised. My cock was doing the thinking this time unfortunately.

Pre punt comms with ET were good and did not give me reason to have any concerns as to what might be in store. ET has a nice ground floor flat in a leafy part of town. I called when I was outside and then came to the outside door to let me in the block. The hallway was dark but I noticed that she was wearing a rather frumpy M&S type dressing gown and slippers. Rather odd I thought and not the usual prossie attire, but a sign of things to come...

Facially she is quite attractive about 7/10 but she is a big framed lady, a tall, broad whore you could say.

The flat itself was nicely kitted out and was clearly her home rather than being a working flat which was a positive. Handed the money over, £150 for an hour, and she showed me to the shower which I think she insists on clients taking (being cynical to take up some of the booking time). Whilst not the warmest of welcomes there were no major concerns at that point.

Came out and sat on the sofa. ET sat at the other end of the sofa as far away from me as she could get. Then the interrogation started. Are you married? How many children have you got? How old are they? What do you do for a living? I thought she would ask how much I earned next! I know some girls like to break the ice chat with a bit of idle chitchat before starting on anything physical but this was a ridiculous line of questioning (there has been a separate thread on this recently and girls ought to take note). Felt like the Spanish inquisition and did nothing to get me relaxed and in the right frame of mind at all. She had a piercing glare looking right through me while she clearly summed me up.

I think that it is at this point that ET decides whether she fancies you or not and depending on her decision you will either get a shit service (as was the case with me) or a decent time as she does seem to get the occasional good review on AW, so I guess she must do something right some of the time, but providing any sort of service is clearly very much at her discretion. There was also a recent thread on UKP about girls who see AW as a form of paid for dating and I think ET falls into this category.

After a bit we finally adjourn to her bedroom area which is strangely located above the lounge area. It is rather cramped with little space around the bed or above the head.  She takes off her dressing gown and reveals her body for the first time. She is a large lady, probably size 14, and tall with it. Her breasts are very large if you like that sort of thing and she is borderline BBW.

ET did fuck all in the booking just laying down on the bed in a disinterested manner. She had zero eye contact looking away from me and said nothing. She clearly did not want to be spending her time with me. She would not touch my body and just lay with her arms outstretched to the side, motionless. Kissing was totally unresponsive, much like kissing a trout I would imagine, FK was completely off the agenda although on her likes. No firmness in the lips and I could tell she wanted me to move elsewhere so I moved south. Kissed her breasts but no reaction to that either. I couldn’t be bothered to give her oral and she would not give me oral, presumably on the basis that would require moving.

She very much resembled a beached whale unable to move. Her tits are large but very flabby as was her tummy, with thighs that could crack nuts, so beware! She had clearly cancelled her gym membership some time ago.

I tried rubbing my cock between her tits and eventually got a slight hard on (about 40%) but just enough to fuck her. I wasn’t sure if I could really be bothered and was tempted to walk as I certainly didn’t fancy her but thought I would do something for my £150. Got the cover on and entered her not very tight vagina. Not sure why I bothered to be honest as the whole experience was so depressing. She lay motionless looking away from me. I actually came in a few seconds and that was not because I was turned on by her. I think my brain was just telling me to get the deed done in the quickest time possible and then get the fuck out of there. I certainly wasn’t thinking about round 2! I got dressed and left well before my time was up, it just felt like 2 hours!

ET is without doubt the worst escort that I have met and if she needed a licence to operate it ought to be withdrawn with immediate effect. Calling herself ‘executivetoy’ is a joke. She’s certainly a broken toy and I think ‘extra-terrestrial’ would be a more appropriate name for her. For whatever reason I can only conclude she considered herself too good for me, no doubt thinking of herself as one of these supposedly ‘high-class’ courtesans. Well I have news for her. There is nothing ‘high-class’ about being a prostitute. Hopefully she is better at interior design, her other ‘job’, but I very much doubt it given her need to engage in whoring to pay the rent.

Unless you have seen ET before and you know you are her type (can anyone enlighten me as to what that is?) then she is one best to avoid. It would be a high risk punt.
 

Offline hendrix

Fucking hell. She was on my hotlist for ages at one point, but thankfully I never took the plunge.. That sounds like such a shit time. Sorry you wasted your money, thanks for the review!

Offline Hertsgent

Sounds like you booked the "wife experience" - Spanish inquisition followed by shit sex.....ouch, I feel your pain and thanks for sharing

Offline Mr Farkyhars

I am kicking myself for not reading the reviews on her on UKP before making the booking

Perhaps also worth looking at her AW blog :thumbsdown:

Offline Bigus Dickus

Perhaps also worth looking at her AW blog :thumbsdown:

Indeed!  :unknown:

What a nightmare!

tommy1970

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Offline Bangers and Gash

Commiserations on getting scammed, Lance. I see her other UKP review has her down as an unappealing sack of spuds.  :thumbsdown:

Q. She claims to be 30, but her shit profile pic shows the face of someone much, much older - any thoughts?

 :hi:

endomorph

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Very unhelpful when I spoke to her on the 'phone about a half hour booking. Kept on going on about I needed an hour to get the best from her. Pleased I never went any further.

yumyum3

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Sorry to hear that and shame you didn't get to see the reviews.
I wondered about her more than a few years ago and a member on here (whose name escapes me) who doesn't post much kindly PM'd me and his experience was pretty much like the OPs. I remember him telling me about her fat gut, sack of spuds etc. and that he walked away feeling pretty soiled. I remember he mentioned that she's quite a pleasant person but like English PippaJayne and Lorna, a greedy old sow who just wants to extort the money by mainly talking. I can see how that is a pretty soiling experience.

jstrongerrrrr

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totally agree with the review - one of the least sexual punts i've ever had - put it down to the fact that I had no idea that she was as big as she actually is.

James999

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She very much resembled a beached whale unable to move. Her tits are large but very flabby as was her tummy, with thighs that could crack nuts, so beware! She had clearly cancelled her gym membership some time ago.

Perhaps why she doesn't show her body on her AW profile jsut a crap part face pic, she does talk about being fat though  :thumbsdown: