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[king tarzan]

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One of the worst experiences I have ever had with this conning bitch!!
Everything started well.. communications ok she ran about 20 mins late..
100% English which makes the experience even more annoying..
Decent above average looking face good body..about mid 20's. .
At best a downmarket version of Stacy summer. .
Anyway tells me no owo she does not do it..
Then says see how it goes about owo.. agrees to oral on her and tongue kissing..
So paperwork  £120 for 60 mins!! Attitude at this point was fine..
WHAT A MISTAKE!!
Anyway start to light tongue kiss and bitch pulls away says she does not like kissing strangers!!
Then asks me if I kiss the other girls which I say yes..
Then she waffles on about mouth diseases! !
Anyway we get on bed I lick her body and muffins
Nice smooth body any went to lick ger mango and she says she does not like oral performed on her which I say she did agree to oral on her anyway went to give her oral the bitch just kept on making it awkward by moving and moaning..
I was semi hard and on with rubber done her in doggy popped!!
Anyway talking to me she tells me she is comfortable with me then tells me she hates this job then a few seconds later tells me she loves this job and that she is uncomfortable with me..
I ask for owo she goes no, but I said she said she would see.. she goes into a strop and says no and owo she only does with her boyfriend! !
Then she says if I keep coming back to her she will get more and more passionate intimately with me gradually over more visits!!
Then she waffles she only likes her regulars!!
I told her why is owo and cim on her profile she blames adultworks! !
Anyway gives me a real shitty oral with and in fairness she let me finger her mango!!
Then semi hard again due to her crap lackluster service attitude on with rubber john then she says is very uncomfortable with me she then tells me my time if 1 hour is up I tell her it's barely 40 mins.
She insists it's been 1 hour.. I say give me back £40 I will go she shakes her head and keeps saying no.. she then just starts to ignore me and play around on her phone.
Then I said I will take £20 and I will leave she goes ok.
I get £20 back and just leave..
There was a review once which I read a while back that the bitch drinks before she gets started I should of been more careful! ! Sadly I could not find that review on her again!!


ATTITUDE starting at 8 hurtling towards shit once money handed over trying everything possible to terminate when possible.

GFE SERVICES 8/10 bollox about owo.. kissing was shit and sparingly oral on her crap
PHYSICAL CONSTRUCTION 6.8/10

[FlyingBreadMan]

Is this a sign that mango season is coming to an end?

Sorry to hear of your bad experience, and shame on her - sound like she was in something.

[claretandblue]

Mangoes waffles and muffins all in one review?

[king tarzan]

Is this a sign that mango season is coming to an end?

Sorry to hear of your bad experience, and shame on her - sound like she was in something.

I have always had great physical experiences with home grown ladies and this experience was awful and 1 to forget..

[king tarzan]

Mangoes waffles and muffins all in one review?

Yep

[Atticus Finch]

This sounds pretty dreadful.

Why have you given her 8/10 for GFE services?  Unless you are comparing her to my girlfriend, in which case you are spot on....

[claretandblue]

Yep

At least you got 20 quid back, I am not big into mango eating at the best of times but can't for the life of me understand why you would keep trying to eat said mango when she made it obvious she wasn't into it!

[king tarzan]

At least you got 20 quid back, I am not big into mango eating at the best of times but can't for the life of me understand why you would keep trying to eat said mango when she made it obvious she wasn't into it!

She agreed to oral on her before money handed over then after money handed over she did not want to do this do that...

[king tarzan]

This sounds pretty dreadful.

Why have you given her 8/10 for GFE services?  Unless you are comparing her to my girlfriend, in which case you are spot on....

Gfe services on offer apart from owo
But delivery of gfe services absolutely shit

[claretandblue]

She agreed to oral on her before money handed over then after money handed over she did not want to do this do that...

I see, you should change her score out of ten for gfe services from a 8 to a 2!

[king tarzan]

I see, you should change her score out of ten for gfe services from a 8 to a 2!

The services are there but I did add they are delivered in crap mode..

[Bigus Dickus]

If you booked her on AW you should give her negative feedback and put a link to this review!

It's the only way that shit service providers will realise that they have to up their game or sit twiddling their thumbs whilst decent girls reap the rewards of their efforts.

[leatherlover]

Sounds like a proper headcase.

[vw]

If you booked her on AW you should give her negative feedback and put a link to this review!

It's the only way that shit service providers will realise that they have to up their game or sit twiddling their thumbs whilst decent girls reap the rewards of their efforts.

You say that and in another post people saying not to link accounts !

Damned if you do damned if you don't

[Thepacifist]

Thanks for the review! What a piss take. Good on you for getting £20 back and questioning her lies.

[arkenciel]

there was an early post about this girl, she actually had 2 profiles to start with, and apparently herself/her pimp/bf created a new ID here trying to boost her popularity but got their cover blown by our members here on the forum.

Avoid at all cost.

[king tarzan]

there was an early post about this girl, she actually had 2 profiles to start with, and apparently herself/her pimp/bf created a new ID here trying to boost her popularity but got their cover blown by our members here on the forum.

Avoid at all cost.

I read at least 1 of those posts about the drink but could not find that post again and her profile changed too so I am going to be more careful in future with other honeys..
My own stupid fault and on reflection I should of been more assertive in getting more money back as she was the problem herself..

[Bigus Dickus]

You say that and in another post people saying not to link accounts !

Damned if you do damned if you don't

It's up to individuals and if they are concerned about their AW and UKP being linked!

[fredpunter]

Ta for the review ..... though sadly it confirms that once again there is no-one within easy distance of where I am today who is available that I want to see 

[Turtle1]

As predicted, the standards of our English lasses are dropping at an alarming rate these days.

[Cunning Punt]

Thanks for the review and warning Tarzan.

Couple of ridiculous quotes from her profile:

"Allow this sexy, daring naughty blonde cutey to treat you like a king..."

She obviously didn't realise you were KING Tarzan.

"Im Amber...x Im hoping to put a HUGE smile on you're face" (sic)

Clearly not.

[hooman]

Was it just me expecting to see a dodgy Romanian not an English chick on her profile

[vw]

Was it just me expecting to see a dodgy Romanian not an English chick on her profile

Read the Prostitute Blacklist you will notice lots of British ones.

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[seabass]

Sounds like she had been either snorting or smoking some of the wacky backy the night before.

[vw]

Sounds like she had been either snorting or smoking some of the wacky backy the night before.

Well it reads like drink is the problem, but that didn't suit your agenda !

[MrMatrix]

Blimey what a crap punt and yet her feedback on AW is so positive. You would have hoped for so much more. Well she was on my hot list until 3 minutes ago. Why do these WG say they do things and just bareface lie.
Thanks for the warning..................

[king tarzan]

Just noticed the bitch has lowered her price to £100 per hour for shit girlfriend experience. .

[Corey302]

So glad I saw this, having done an 'available today' search of Central London based English escorts, and she came out looking like a good find. Hurrah for UKP at times such as these! 

And btw her rates are back to £150/hour. I wouldn't have lingered too long on her profile had it still been £100/hour..

[ramrodronnie]

If you booked her on AW you should give her negative feedback and put a link to this review!

It's the only way that shit service providers will realise that they have to up their game or sit twiddling their thumbs whilst decent girls reap the rewards of their efforts.


Thanks for your Review Tarzan. Sorry to read about your crap punt mate. Personally I give very little credibility to AW FBs & FRs.

[vw]

Thanks for your Review Tarzan. Sorry to read about your crap punt mate. Personally I give very little credibility to AW FBs & FRs.

Don't think he will get your message Ronny, got booted for being a dick !

[MrMatrix]

 not sure what happened to KT. But he did do 77 reviews in almost as many weeks that's impressive if not very expensive.

[vw]

not sure what happened to KT. But he did do 77 reviews in almost as many weeks that's impressive if not very expensive.

Have you read his ramblings, think it was persistent nonsense more than anything.

[MrMatrix]

Have you read his ramblings, think it was persistent nonsense more than anything.

Apart from him going on about his king size lion bar and her mangoes, which I thought was to compliment his name I really can't comment his conversations . I'm more interested in his punting commentary as that's why I'm here. As a punters site 77 reviews is significant and as a serial punter we could of had another 50 this year from KT. He may well be a dick, but I can't help feel we have all lost out because he talked nonsense aside from his actual punting. Shame really.

[gash bash]

I was also a bit surprised to see him banned. I liked his jovial reviews and hope admin can reconsider the ban.
There is a lot of unconventional banter but I think that is to be expected from a board like this.

[vw]

Apart from him going on about his king size lion bar and her mangoes, which I thought was to compliment his name I really can't comment his conversations . I'm more interested in his punting commentary as that's why I'm here. As a punters site 77 reviews is significant and as a serial punter we could of had another 50 this year from KT. He may well be a dick, but I can't help feel we have all lost out because he talked nonsense aside from his actual punting. Shame really.

Agree, think he had 2 persona's one for reviewing and one elsewhere.

[ramrodronnie]

Agree, think he had 2 persona's one for reviewing and one elsewhere.

+1 VW

[MrMatrix]

Do you think we ought to ask Admin if he could reconsider then? UKP can only benefit -surely. What do you think. I don't think Admin wouldn't take this request the wrong way?

[lewishamguy]

Do you think we ought to ask Admin if he could reconsider then? UKP can only benefit -surely. What do you think. I don't think Admin wouldn't take this request the wrong way?

He signed up again and got banned.
https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?action=profile;u=76210

 

[vw]

He signed up again and got banned.
https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?action=profile;u=76210

 

Lion Fox not an original name really considering his king size lion bars !

[MrMatrix]

And he couldn't leave the mangoes alone .