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Author Topic: Just had a wank . . .  (Read 2725 times)


Offline comaminion

Worryingly, I fear there speaks the voice of experience  :lol:

Variety , it's all about variety

Worst case you blow to grimmy and enjoyed it

The door to Narnia is opened you end with more questions than you started with

All because you were too lazy to punt

« Last Edit: October 06, 2015, 04:39:29 PM by comaminion »
Banning reason: White-knighting

Offline coolfriend_f

Rule no 1: always plan for 1 shot with a new WG. Before starting 20-30 mins get a wank and then walk into the punt or u wil cum in a minute
Banning reason: Troll

Rule no 1: always plan for 1 shot with a new WG. Before starting 20-30 mins get a wank and then walk into the punt or u wil cum in a minute
No you won't never happens here.

Offline stevedave

Variety , it's all about variety

Worst case you blow to grimmy and enjoyed it

The door to Narnia is opened you end with more questions than you started with

All because you were too lazy to punt



Many was the time in my teens when I was watching Eurotrash with a clenched fist, trying desperately to make sure I finished while the naked dutch woman with a clog fetish was on the screen, before they cut back to Jean-Paul Gaultier stroking a cardboard giraffe.

Many was the time in my teens when I was watching Eurotrash with a clenched fist, trying desperately to make sure I finished while the naked dutch woman with a clog fetish was on the screen, before they cut back to Jean-Paul Gaultier stroking a cardboard giraffe.

Hahahaha! That is f*cking hilarious!

Reminds me of the time in my youth when I was watching the Olympics and jerking off to a lithe and willowy Swedish high-jump woman, and right at the point of climax - the director cut to Fatima Whitbred!! Gutted.

Offline comaminion

Many was the time in my teens when I was watching Eurotrash with a clenched fist, trying desperately to make sure I finished while the naked dutch woman with a clog fetish was on the screen, before they cut back to Jean-Paul Gaultier stroking a cardboard giraffe.

Damm I remember that show

There was a segment where some bird masturbated with different chocolates
Toblorone won
Banning reason: White-knighting

There was a segment where some bird masturbated with different chocolates
Toblorone won

Ribbed, for her pleasure...

Offline comaminion

Banning reason: White-knighting

Offline Big Cat

Damm I remember that show

There was a segment where some bird masturbated with different chocolates
Toblorone won

A girl I know injured herself eating a Toblerone once - tiny mouth, lockjaw city. Those things are dangerous!
Banning reason: Previously banned fluffy troll (Daniel Bryan)

Offline PLeisure

A girl I know injured herself eating a Toblerone once - tiny mouth, lockjaw city. Those things are dangerous!
She obviously hadn't lubricated enough  :P

I've just had a wank. Review will be up in a few minutes.

tcm

Offline comaminion

I've just had a wank. Review will be up in a few minutes.

tcm

Give as a feeler was it a positive?
Bareback or did you wear a marigold?
Threesome? (Both hands)
Banning reason: White-knighting

I've just had a wank. Review will be up in a few minutes.

tcm
Who needs a review when you have a tripod ?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xXyT1vy3BII

Give as a feeler was it a positive?
Bareback or did you wear a marigold?
Threesome? (Both hands)

Positive enough but a bit routine if I'm honest. It wouldn't put me off doing it again, but wouldn't hurry back either. Guilty as charged - I went bareback. Only a 1 on 1, I had to use my other hand to steady myself....

tcm

Offline wombat

On the subject of wanking, occasionally I have one standing over the bog late at night and just by concentrating hard and thinking of previous WGs I get a very intense orgasm different to when a WG does it for me.

Also, i've found that if at the moment of popping I point my cock downwards the jet of spunk is straight and powerful. Must try this with a WG and see her reaction.  :D

On the subject of wanking, occasionally I have one standing over the bog late at night and just by concentrating hard and thinking of previous WGs I get a very intense orgasm different to when a WG does it for me.

Maybe you are turned on by toilet games.

I point my cock downwards the jet of spunk is straight and powerful. Must try this with a WG and see her reaction.  :D

Welcome Sir Isaac Newton to the room.


Offline anyfucker

I've just had a wank. Review will be up in a few minutes.

tcm
your regular i guess?

My back up is my Stoya Fleshlight.  :thumbsup:

Offline ManBat

. . . no longer have the urge to punt so saved myself £100. What's not to like?

I often do this. Plan a punt on a day off, lie in bed for a bit, end up having a wank. No desire to go out. Not today though  :hi:
Banning reason: Long suspected to be previously banned but now alleged to be posting fake positive reviews to pretend to be genuine

Randy James

agree, my wank has saved me 500 quid last few weeks
but hotlist piles up

Just had a wank now. Instantly I'm thinking clearer, even written a list of goals for the day.

Number one is: Stay off ukpunting until 8pm today. ;)

Offline fredpunter

Just had a wank now. Instantly I'm thinking clearer, even written a list of goals for the day.

Number one is: Stay off ukpunting until 8pm today. ;)

You failed with that one already then



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