Please Can We Talk About Something Else ? - Small Talk or Interrogation ?

[Placebo88]

Firstly, I am someone who enjoys a degree of chat during bookings to create a sense of rapport which for me then enhances everything else - a bit fluffy perhaps but that's my ideal.

I do not know if it is just my own bad luck but with a high proportion of escorts I have seen , particularly non-natives , there seems to be a set questionnaire , an unholy trinity ;

1 How Old Are You ? ( Even when profile clearly states ages is only a number )
2 What Job Do You Do ?
3 Are You Married / Have a Girlfriend / Have Kids ?

I am happy to talk intimately about sexual topics , hobbies and interests , current affairs or whatever takes our fancy , even the weather at a push.However , the three questions listed are not fun and for me are real mood killers - I don't want to have these thoughts in my mind during a punt , I want a feel of escapism from the normal routine - plus they are asking for potentially identifying information in a situation where discretion should be key.Obviously they don't care about the answers but even raising these topics should be a no-no ; people who wish to discuss them will volunteer the information themselves !
   For me they are personals question that I am uncomfortable with in this scenario - ironically asked in an impersonal, non thinking way but still having to be tediously endured and putting a bit of a damper on things.
   

I usually try to swerve the questions with vague answers but with many of the poorer speaking EEs this just drags it out.Maybe I should just give quick and easy lies ( they don't care what the answer is anyway ) , tell them no more questions or stick something in their mouth !

I was wondering if a lot of people have to put up with this during their paid time and how they respond , maybe some of the funniest answers they have given in response or how they avoid / stop such questioning !

It might be interesting to see how they like a taste of their own medicine ;

1 How Old Are - Real Age , Not Age Give On Profile Please ?
2 Think I already know the answer to that equivalent question !
3 Husband / Boyfriend / Family plus follow up questions

or give some strange / unsettling answers ans see if they even show recognition of what you have said ;

1  14 or 114
2 Tax Inspector
3 Yes , it is my daughter's school play this evening ; she cried when I said I would not be there so you had better be worth it !

Just had to vent about a bugbear of mine , wish I could post it on SAAFE as well !

[threechilliman]

Firstly, I am someone who enjoys a degree of chat during bookings to create a sense of rapport which for me then enhances everything else - a bit fluffy perhaps but that's my ideal.

+1 as I'm a sociable person and there's nothing fluffy about it. A silent punt would kill the mood for me.

What they ask doesn't bother me at all - I treat it just like anyone I meet in the real world. Bit of a catch up, then to the business of the meeting and a few pleasantries afterwards. Don't over-think it.

tcm

[cueball]

I do like a bit of banter and a natter, I don't mind a bad joke or two neither, it all breaks the ice.

With the grilling, I answer a question what a answer plus same question. It don't matter if it's true or a lie, is all too vague to matter, it's a bit more relaxed with regular lasses though.

[potata72]

I've hardly ever been asked questions 1 and 3 during a punt, only once or twice.  The job question I get asked pretty regular, seems to be a "staple" question for a lot of escorts to ask.  My answer is "full" enough but also vague enough to get little to no follow up questions so it doesn't bother me.

[Boundless]

Almost without exception, while I'm getting dressed "What are you doing today?"

I usually say something like, going shopping, home for lunch etc etc.

Maybe I should say, "Going back to my office at HMRC and reporting you for tax evasion!" or "Going to the GUM clinic as it hurts when I piss"
 

[Moresomes]

It`s just a means of keeping the punt jogging along on their part.
They know perfectly well that the replies they get are going to be a total crock of shite anyway.

[Blackpool Rock]

Almost without exception, while I'm getting dressed "What are you doing today?"

"Going to the GUM clinic as it hurts when I piss"

Fucking brill

[Distraction]

+1 as I'm a sociable person and there's nothing fluffy about it. A silent punt would kill the mood for me.

Same here. IMHO whether it is fluffy or not depends on what you talk about. Their questions don't bother me, but I know where the OP is coming from.

Often it is just really crap small talk - questions which basically beg the answer "ok - what did you really expect me to say to that one (other than a lie)?". Some of the girls are a bit better - they'll start things off with some kind of amusing anecdote about something that's happened to them recently, rather than the standard survey questionnaire.

To be fair as well, they don't exactly have the monopoly on it (crap small talk). Some of the guff I've heard from civvies over the years blows it out of the water.

I think you've just got to see it as nothing more than attempt to break the ice - if a very poorly executed one.

[Oberyn1]

Maybe they want to know your job so as to line you up as a potential provider 

[JIMI1234]

Maybe they want to know your job so as to line you up as a potential provider 

If they're sharp enough, they can deduce lots from just being observant, without too intrusive questioning..
How one speaks. The watch you wear (particularly the watch you wear.. Rolex, Patek Philippe....)

In a couple of decades, I can only think of one girl asking me to take care of her/provide for her and be her sole punter.. Basically, she wanted to be a mistress, to allow her to shag and shop!

[nike]

If they're sharp enough, they can deduce lots from just being observant, without too intrusive questioning..
How one speaks. The watch you wear (particularly the watch you wear.. Rolex, Patek Philippe....)

Now wouldn't that be a fine thing, a sharp prossie.
Jim , I,m surprised u haven't been done over for ur rolex.

[BP96]

It's just a game.
A fantasy.
I like to make different things up each time.

[vw]

I like to make different things up each time.

Same here, all part of the game.  Even if you see them again what they going to do if they caught you in a lie dump you?

[Turtle1]

I used to chat before when I was single. Now days I just prefer to in, fuck and leave, I'm not here to chat. Only exception is with reg's. Each to their own I fully understand.

[GreyDave]

  FFS just do what she does .....Lie play the game..
I practice my acting skills mostly tell em I am un employed or work in a car wash that way they dont see a way of getting extra cash I only wear cheap clothing and a cheap punting phone maybe my crappy cassio watch and a sort of air freshener colonge the stuff you spray in cars after cleaning  adds to the car washer lie I tell em its a temp job I often tell em you were good can I bring my boss Sergi next time most girls really dont want to talk about group shagging. Thats part of the fun seeing the reaction I mean why would you lie .

[Thepacifist]

Maybe I should stick something in their mouth !

Indeed you should 

[Cuntminion]

It's just a game.
A fantasy.
I like to make different things up each time.

I never lie, I can be vague or will straight out say if I don't want to answer something but I don't lie

One of my biggest faults

[smiths]

Firstly, I am someone who enjoys a degree of chat during bookings to create a sense of rapport which for me then enhances everything else - a bit fluffy perhaps but that's my ideal.

I do not know if it is just my own bad luck but with a high proportion of escorts I have seen , particularly non-natives , there seems to be a set questionnaire , an unholy trinity ;

1 How Old Are You ? ( Even when profile clearly states ages is only a number )
2 What Job Do You Do ?
3 Are You Married / Have a Girlfriend / Have Kids ?

I am happy to talk intimately about sexual topics , hobbies and interests , current affairs or whatever takes our fancy , even the weather at a push.However , the three questions listed are not fun and for me are real mood killers - I don't want to have these thoughts in my mind during a punt , I want a feel of escapism from the normal routine - plus they are asking for potentially identifying information in a situation where discretion should be key.Obviously they don't care about the answers but even raising these topics should be a no-no ; people who wish to discuss them will volunteer the information themselves !
   For me they are personals question that I am uncomfortable with in this scenario - ironically asked in an impersonal, non thinking way but still having to be tediously endured and putting a bit of a damper on things.
   

I usually try to swerve the questions with vague answers but with many of the poorer speaking EEs this just drags it out.Maybe I should just give quick and easy lies ( they don't care what the answer is anyway ) , tell them no more questions or stick something in their mouth !

I was wondering if a lot of people have to put up with this during their paid time and how they respond , maybe some of the funniest answers they have given in response or how they avoid / stop such questioning !

It might be interesting to see how they like a taste of their own medicine ;

1 How Old Are - Real Age , Not Age Give On Profile Please ?
2 Think I already know the answer to that equivalent question !
3 Husband / Boyfriend / Family plus follow up questions

or give some strange / unsettling answers ans see if they even show recognition of what you have said ;

1  14 or 114
2 Tax Inspector
3 Yes , it is my daughter's school play this evening ; she cried when I said I would not be there so you had better be worth it !

Just had to vent about a bugbear of mine , wish I could post it on SAAFE as well !

I often get asked such questions, I always lie so its not a problem, its very likely to just be small talk from most WGs though of course it might not be from some so lying is the best policy, and of course not doing Outcalls to my own home which I view as a huge security breach.

[Bangers and Gash]

Jim , I,m surprised u haven't been done over for ur rolex.

FFS, who in their right mind would go punting with a rolex on their wrist? 

The fee, some chewy and a £10 PAYG Nokia is all that's needed. I'm not out to impress anyone - it's not dating. 

[smiths]

FFS, who in their right mind would go punting with a rolex on their wrist? 

The fee, some chewy and a £10 PAYG Nokia is all that's needed. I'm not out to impress anyone - it's not dating.

Yes same here, in fact I see it that's its the service seller who should be out to impress me as I am the one doing the paying. The deal is I arrive on time, clean with the agreed cash, anything else isn't relevant because as you say its not dating. Thing is some treat it as though it is.

[JIMI1234]

Now wouldn't that be a fine thing, a sharp prossie.
Jim , I,m surprised u haven't been done over for ur rolex.

Cosmography Daytona.
And I'm VERY careful who I choose to see, and where. (though i have at times made a mistake, I find the slightly higher priced WG's are trying to create an illusion of luxury, so their apartments aren't in the worst places) (not always true, of course)

[JIMI1234]

Cosmography Daytona.
And I'm VERY careful who I choose to see, and where. (Though i have at times made a mistake, I find the slightly higher priced WG's are trying to create an illusion of luxury, so their apartments aren't in the worst places) (not always true, of course)

And I have met one or two very sharp WG's

[Bangers and Gash]

Yes same here, in fact I see it that's its the service seller who should be out to impress me as I am the one doing the paying.

Spot on.  Although I have punted a few pro$$ies who sincerely believed I was there to entertain/impress them - they're the ones that get the negative reviews, ie; madlin mood, Michelle-not-so-Independent, Lucy7, Nicole Papillion, etc. Delusion can affect both sexes equally.

[dboy74]

I had a punt a few months ago which started off with 'are you married?' and 'what is your job?'

She was an EE WG and whether it was a cultural issue, but the tone of her voice was all wrong. It felt more of an interrogation than time filling chit chat.

Basically told her that I had come to have sex and not face '20 questions', so walked.

TBH she was uglier and larger than her profile pics so maybe I was just looking for an excuse anyway

[JIMI1234]

FFS, who in their right mind would go punting with a rolex on their wrist? 

The fee, some chewy and a £10 PAYG Nokia is all that's needed. I'm not out to impress anyone - it's not dating.

Me.
And it's not to try to impress anyone (I have no need to) and I don't think it's a date either... If i took a date home I'm sure the missus mightn't be too happy.
I wear it cos I want too... Cos I love watches, Cos it makes me feel good, and cos I can.
And if i ever got robbed it would be my own fault... but i can tell you that ain't ever gonna happen

[Bangers and Gash]

I wear it cos I want too... Cos I love watches, Cos it makes me feel good, and cos I can.
And if i ever got robbed it would be my own fault... but i can tell you that ain't ever gonna happen

Exactly how old are you? 14 or 15?

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So when you're starkers on the bed with your little pecker waving in the air and Sergei and Boris walk in with a couple of baseball bats, you reckon you're not going to get robbed.    

[JIMI1234]

Exactly how old are you? 14 or 15?

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So when you're starkers on the bed with your little pecker waving in the air and Sergei and Boris walk in with a couple of baseball bats, you reckon you're not going to get robbed.   

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[JIMI1234]

Exactly how old are you? 14 or 15?

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So when you're starkers on the bed with your little pecker waving in the air and Sergei and Boris walk in with a couple of baseball bats, you reckon you're not going to get robbed.   

and 30 yrs on, the evidence is i still haven't been rolled....
It's about intelligence plus street smarts; not about thinking I'm tough.

[JIMI1234]

Exactly how old are you? 14 or 15?

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So when you're starkers on the bed with your little pecker waving in the air and Sergei and Boris walk in with a couple of baseball bats, you reckon you're not going to get robbed.   

Mind, you were spot on with the 'little pecker' observation... You been watching :-)

[theHappyLondonPigeon]

Can't it be useful for them to know if you're married so they know not to leave any nail marks or tell tail signs etc?

[Placebo88]

The pocket watch I take with me on punts ( ok , I admit my regular watch ) is a cheap one but looks nice.

When there is no clock on the wall I put it on a  table or desk so I can check on the time.

Absent minded fool that I am I have left it behind twice.Both times when I have remembered and returned the girls have given it back to me no problems and one of them came down 3 flights of stairs especially to return it ; lovely girls!I'm sure they would have been just as honest had it been a Rolex !!?

[cueball]

I have a 7 quid Casio, it goes well with my 8 quid Nokia, yes, I know, I'm a shallow poseur with my branded punting accessories

[Distraction]

Going further off topic, I never take anything with me that I would be gutted to lose - including the fee.

Nothing that personally identifies me, nothing of real value etc.

Obviously if I walked out of a meet without my clothes I wouldn't be that impressed, but in the extremely unlikley event I got robbed, I'm sure even Sergei isn't desperate enough to want my pants. 

[Silver Birch]

I think it is just small talk and wg probably thinks it is better than awkward silence. I don't care what they ask me and for most of it I stick with "facts" about my alternative persona. I never wear a Rolex on a punt, but I do talk a lot of Bolex 

I doubt there is anything sinister in her questions and I'll bet if I met her next day she would not remember my replies.

[Placebo88]

I think it is just small talk and wg probably thinks it is better than awkward silence. I don't care what they ask me and for most of it I stick with "facts" about my alternative persona. I never wear a Rolex on a punt, but I do talk a lot of Bolex 

I doubt there is anything sinister in her questions and I'll bet if I met her next day she would not remember my replies.

You're quite right about their likely intentions and the easiest way to get past the questions.I tend to get this most with EEs and when I try to politely avoid the questions some of them don't understand me and keep pushing due to their poor English  - I punt in the Birmingham area which is EE dominated at present.

I am not as bothered by it as my original post indicated, there was an element of dramatic effect in that.I do still think the questions I mentioned are ill considered choices for the situation , although obvious ones for someone struggling for conversation and still better than a stony silence.The Wife / Girlfriend one often comes across as judgmental when said in a slightly severe EE voice !

With some EEs the most painful conversation has actually happened when I have initiated it on a topic they are not familiar with - about five rewordings of the same trivial quip or question followed by me saying " It does not matter . " and wishing I had kept quiet.There are some very good EEs but maybe communication is best done by body language , smiles and only very basic conversation !

I find conversation much better with English girls as it flows much more comfortably , I do not have to be so careful of my wording as they understand the nuances of the language, and banter is easier.I do usually manage to develop some rapport in EE bookings but it can be hard work and slightly subdue me for the rest of the punt.

[Boundless]

The pocket watch I take with me on punts ( ok , I admit my regular watch ) is a cheap one but looks nice.

When there is no clock on the wall I put it on a  table or desk so I can check on the time.

Absent minded fool that I am I have left it behind twice.Both times when I have remembered and returned the girls have given it back to me no problems and one of them came down 3 flights of stairs especially to return it ; lovely girls!I'm sure they would have been just as honest had it been a Rolex !!?

I don't wear a watch to the punt, just something else to forget, I leave it in the car along with "normal" phone and anything else - always hidden.

I like there to be a clock in the room, a lot of girls don't. I find that once you get stuck in it's difficult to measure time. I've had punts where I'm back out on the street after 20 minutes (yeah we've all had those I know!) and sometimes 40-45 minutes have elapsed.
With a regular of mine that I always have a half hour with we don't need a clock. couple of minutes to strip off whilst exchanging pleasantries, 5 mins snogging, 5-10 BJ, 5-10 RO, 5-10 shag, 5 mins cool down/chat/dressing. Almost always spot on the 30 minutes.