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Author Topic: Please Can We Talk About Something Else ? - Small Talk or Interrogation ?  (Read 1381 times)


I wear it cos I want too... Cos I love watches, Cos it makes me feel good, and cos I can.
And if i ever got robbed it would be my own fault... but i can tell you that ain't ever gonna happen

Exactly how old are you? 14 or 15?



So when you're starkers on the bed with your little pecker waving in the air and Sergei and Boris walk in with a couple of baseball bats, you reckon you're not going to get robbed.   :lol: 

Offline JIMI1234

Exactly how old are you? 14 or 15?



So when you're starkers on the bed with your little pecker waving in the air and Sergei and Boris walk in with a couple of baseball bats, you reckon you're not going to get robbed.   :lol:

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Offline JIMI1234

Exactly how old are you? 14 or 15?



So when you're starkers on the bed with your little pecker waving in the air and Sergei and Boris walk in with a couple of baseball bats, you reckon you're not going to get robbed.   :lol:

and 30 yrs on, the evidence is i still haven't been rolled....
It's about intelligence plus street smarts; not about thinking I'm tough.
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Offline JIMI1234

Exactly how old are you? 14 or 15?



So when you're starkers on the bed with your little pecker waving in the air and Sergei and Boris walk in with a couple of baseball bats, you reckon you're not going to get robbed.   :lol:

Mind, you were spot on with the 'little pecker' observation... You been watching :-)
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Can't it be useful for them to know if you're married so they know not to leave any nail marks or tell tail signs etc?

Online Placebo88

The pocket watch I take with me on punts ( ok , I admit my regular watch ) is a cheap one but looks nice.

When there is no clock on the wall I put it on a  table or desk so I can check on the time.

Absent minded fool that I am I have left it behind twice.Both times when I have remembered and returned the girls have given it back to me no problems and one of them came down 3 flights of stairs especially to return it ; lovely girls!I'm sure they would have been just as honest had it been a Rolex !!?

Offline cueball

I have a 7 quid Casio, it goes well with my 8 quid Nokia, yes, I know, I'm a shallow poseur with my branded punting accessories

Going further off topic, I never take anything with me that I would be gutted to lose - including the fee.

Nothing that personally identifies me, nothing of real value etc.

Obviously if I walked out of a meet without my clothes I wouldn't be that impressed, but in the extremely unlikley event I got robbed, I'm sure even Sergei isn't desperate enough to want my pants.  :P

I think it is just small talk and wg probably thinks it is better than awkward silence. I don't care what they ask me and for most of it I stick with "facts" about my alternative persona. I never wear a Rolex on a punt, but I do talk a lot of Bolex  ;)

I doubt there is anything sinister in her questions and I'll bet if I met her next day she would not remember my replies.

Online Placebo88

I think it is just small talk and wg probably thinks it is better than awkward silence. I don't care what they ask me and for most of it I stick with "facts" about my alternative persona. I never wear a Rolex on a punt, but I do talk a lot of Bolex  ;)

I doubt there is anything sinister in her questions and I'll bet if I met her next day she would not remember my replies.

You're quite right about their likely intentions and the easiest way to get past the questions.I tend to get this most with EEs and when I try to politely avoid the questions some of them don't understand me and keep pushing due to their poor English  - I punt in the Birmingham area which is EE dominated at present.

I am not as bothered by it as my original post indicated, there was an element of dramatic effect in that.I do still think the questions I mentioned are ill considered choices for the situation , although obvious ones for someone struggling for conversation and still better than a stony silence.The Wife / Girlfriend one often comes across as judgmental when said in a slightly severe EE voice !

With some EEs the most painful conversation has actually happened when I have initiated it on a topic they are not familiar with - about five rewordings of the same trivial quip or question followed by me saying " It does not matter . " and wishing I had kept quiet.There are some very good EEs but maybe communication is best done by body language , smiles and only very basic conversation !

I find conversation much better with English girls as it flows much more comfortably , I do not have to be so careful of my wording as they understand the nuances of the language, and banter is easier.I do usually manage to develop some rapport in EE bookings but it can be hard work and slightly subdue me for the rest of the punt.

Offline sam55

The pocket watch I take with me on punts ( ok , I admit my regular watch ) is a cheap one but looks nice.

When there is no clock on the wall I put it on a  table or desk so I can check on the time.

Absent minded fool that I am I have left it behind twice.Both times when I have remembered and returned the girls have given it back to me no problems and one of them came down 3 flights of stairs especially to return it ; lovely girls!I'm sure they would have been just as honest had it been a Rolex !!?

I don't wear a watch to the punt, just something else to forget, I leave it in the car along with "normal" phone and anything else - always hidden.

I like there to be a clock in the room, a lot of girls don't. I find that once you get stuck in it's difficult to measure time. I've had punts where I'm back out on the street after 20 minutes (yeah we've all had those I know!) and sometimes 40-45 minutes have elapsed.
With a regular of mine that I always have a half hour with we don't need a clock. couple of minutes to strip off whilst exchanging pleasantries, 5 mins snogging, 5-10 BJ, 5-10 RO, 5-10 shag, 5 mins cool down/chat/dressing. Almost always spot on the 30 minutes.


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