Punting Downunder

[Dale]

Hi All,
Since I have had the pleasure of a few UK ladies. I thought it might be a help if I said a few things about the Australian scene.
For a start it is legal in some states in Australia (East Coast). So there are laws governing what can and can't be done, like BBBJ, CIM, in short there can be no exchange of bodily fluids. But as you will see if you do some research this is not always the case.
There are some sites that you can use that will help with with selection like Punter Planet, which is the one that I recommend. The costs range from $200/ hr for a Parlour to $650 for Quality and I mean quality. There are quite a few Asians in Australia, but not to many EE. All in all it a great scene and legal.
So friends why not come on down, and enjoy Sun, Surf, and Sex.

[Montydog]

Funny they never mention all that on the “Visit Australia”  or Qantas ad’s on the TV 

[ncarter]

I went to a place in Adelaide (South Australia) looking on wikipedia it said it wasn't legal per se but whole thing looked legit and a bit more upmarket than the brothels, I mean massage parlours in UK, especially here up north. Place was advertised in paper and had a price list, but as mentioned, all services were covered.

Had 2 puts, one with a young Thai Aussie (Aussie born of Thai parents) and another with an Aussie girl, both really good punts particularly when compared to the rather poor standard I have generally had since I came back, it may be me but things have slipped a bit in 18 months whilst I have been away.

Never punted on East Coast but plenty of places advertised and advised not too bad by one of my flatmates (Greek) in Sydney who claims he knows what he is talking about.

[ParisB]

I'm  off to aus next month ( fingers crossed ) to spend a month starting in Brisbane then the gold coast then sydney and then perth  anything is better than spending the cold winter here in the uk

[Matium]

On holiday or "working"?

[Wayang]

On holiday or "working"?

Lot of rub and tug down under - and WGs overstate their attributes (so rude to say they lie) there just as they do here.

[Horizontal pleasures]

I was in Perth a couple of times and used the local WA paper which I found in metal boxes in Oz areas of London before going, (It is probably online now)  and one great punt from AW using West Australia as the state. I found as usual some great ladies in the Perth suburbs, I had a rented car, but I cannot now recall details of ladies. Prices were very reasonable. 

[Crackpott]

Fremantle is where most of the Brothels are.

[Wayang]

Fremantle is where most of the Brothels are.

Not so - there are brothels in all major cities - just search and find them.

[Crackpott]

Read what I said before you jump
I was referring to the poster before me about West Australia and Perth.
Perth has some but there are more in Fremantle and traditionally thats where theyve always been, apart from Kalgoorlie of course, though I dont know of any in Bunbury and only one tiny little one in Albany

[Wayang]

Read what I said before you jump
I was referring to the poster before me about West Australia and Perth.
Perth has some but there are more in Fremantle and traditionally thats where theyve always been, apart from Kalgoorlie of course, though I dont know of any in Bunbury and only one tiny little one in Albany

OK no 9;  some of us had a wider experience of Aus punting.

And do not tell me what to watch before I respond to your third post.  I have been around the Aus scene before you learned to masturbate

[Crackpott]

OK no 9;  some of us had a wider experience of Aus punting.

And do not tell me what to watch before I respond to your third post.

I will when you respond to something totally unrelated

  I have been around the Aus scene before you learned to masturbate

I seriously doubt that son, unless you are older than 62?

I emigrated to Oz with my Family in 1965 and in 1966 at 16 Joined one of Oz's biggest bands as well as depping with bands like Max Merrit & The Meteors, Billy Thorpe Johny Young and other bands and singers like Doug Parkinson. I stayed in the music business in Oz untill I was poached by a top UK in 1972 and returned to the UK then. I returned to see my Family in Oz at least twice a year and a few years later toured with John Farnham. I still return at least twice a year.

I've gigged and visited probably every large town in Oz, so dont assume anything, it makes you look daft.
I still have dual Nationality, British and Australian.

[Horizontal pleasures]

Read what I said before you jump
I was referring to the poster before me about West Australia and Perth.
Perth has some but there are more in Fremantle and traditionally thats where theyve always been, apart from Kalgoorlie of course, though I dont know of any in Bunbury and only one tiny little one in Albany

correct, that was my experience although I went to independent ladies more I went to a great whorehouse on one of the wide roads toward Freo.

[mh]

Read what I said before you jump
I was referring to the poster before me about West Australia and Perth.

Quoting the post to which you were replying would have made it obvious that you were referring only to a particular poster's comments/enquiry. Otherwise it has to be assumed you were replying in general to "Punting Downunder" - it's how I understood your comment.

[Crackpott]

Quoting the post to which you were replying would have made it obvious that you were referring only to a particular poster's comments/enquiry. Otherwise it has to be assumed you were replying in general to "Punting Downunder" - it's how I understood your comment.

If you look at the posts you will see I was replying directly to the post previous to mine, there was no need to quote the post number unless there had been posts in between which would confuse.

[mh]

If you look at the posts you will see I was replying directly to the post previous to mine, there was no need to quote the post number unless there had been posts in between which would confuse.

I've assumed that on occasion only to find someone else has responded a fraction of a second before me - so it's bad to assume. Quoting the post (and there's a button to do it so it's not hard) makes it all easier to follow. I wasn't needling.

[Marmalade]

Back on thread... I've punted occasionally down under over the years but what used to be a good scene in some cities was ruined by costs. Not just the extortionate rates that brothels now charge, especially licensed ones when they're paying tax, but the cost of stepping foot outside the airport. The cost merely of getting downtown to Sydney from the airport and staying overnight in some overpriced second-rate hotel is obscene. There are, however, still many places that give a high class shag at a price and possibly the best b2b massage in the world in almost palatial level service and surroundings. Mostly gone are the clip joints and places where you could see live sex on stage, be invited to shag the stripper on stage, or pick up an honest streetwalker for a nice cheap quickie. Melbourne is far too sophisticated to be obvious about its brothels and the ones I visited were almost like a government institution. Auckland NZ is a lot more fun and affordable but apart from some clip joints I found the nice 'at home' incall brothels were a bit spread out and needed a substantial taxi ride. The one good thing I still rate about down under is that, after getting into the paranoid airport and being sprayed dusted examined and fleeced for anything that might in their wildest imagination constitute a threat to their ecology, the price of a flight to Manila is cheaper than hanging around downtown. There you can get a cheap hotel and shag yourself silly for less than price of sending a few Australian postcards from Sydney.

[Ben4454]

I have always been curious about the Australia scene ever since shagging a hot blonde Aussie in the UK. It seems from base level research the girls are high in quality but the costs are the major factor. It seems it would be useless to go there just for punting as many Aussie girls can be had in the UK. If combined with a holiday and a weekly shag on a Friday it could be fruitful as a novelty. I would argue its a long plane trip for a punting holiday where there are better places to go. 

[Rifte]

I have a little bit of experience with this.

Punted with a girl in Queensland : External Link/Members Only

A girl in Sydney : External Link/Members Only

and a girl in Melbourne : External Link/Members Only

The quality was extremely high and a genuine GFE experience from each of them. Aria was the highlight for me.

I booked each girl for a couple of hours, but as you can see from the links.....it isnt cheap. All of the girls also wanted a non refundable deposit paid to them prior to the booking date to ensure that they are not messed around.

I am in Australia a couple of time a year and I experience the scene again I am sure, but as mentioned in another post bang for buck I enjoy Singapore.

[Marmalade]

Crikey at AU$700/£400 an hour I wouldn't say 'not cheap' -- I'd be too lost for words to say anything. 

£400 will get you a flight from Sydney to Manila and plenty of change to shag without your wallet having a cardiac arrest.

However Australia has certainly had glory days for punting. I could hardly get enough first few trips there.

[Rifte]

Crikey at AU$700/£400 an hour I wouldn't say 'not cheap' -- I'd be too lost for words to say anything. 

£400 will get you a flight from Sydney to Manila and plenty of change to shag without your wallet having a cardiac arrest.

However Australia has certainly had glory days for punting. I could hardly get enough first few trips there.

Yes I spent a small fortune there if you include the strip bars I visited as well (Queensland allows touching etc). Great time. Two of these girls I saw were millionaires. Aria being one of them. She had a lovely apartment in Sydney with a 'fuck swing' if thats what you call it. The photos on the girls are not photoshopped at all. Gorgeous, but you pay a premium for it.

I am over there again in October but at the moment I am looking forward more to some of the Asian countries I will hold in. I am all about the overnight girls. No time pressure and generally they are more williing to please.

[MrMatrix]

Yes at £400 I wouldn' :scare:t not be indulging- I'd save it for a couple of quality punts back home- No one is worth £400 for a shag- bonkers money.

[DipsyDoodle]

I spent quite a bit of time in Canberra.  I found the best VFM was the brothels with Asian girls at $120 AUD before 18.00.  Meet the right girl and go back several times, and they start to offer some of things that we take for granted in the UK like OWO for no additional charge.

Private escorts cost a bomb in Australia, and I found their service to be not very good.

[Rifte]

I spent quite a bit of time in Canberra.  I found the best VFM was the brothels with Asian girls at $120 AUD before 18.00.  Meet the right girl and go back several times, and they start to offer some of things that we take for granted in the UK like OWO for no additional charge.

Private escorts cost a bomb in Australia, and I found their service to be not very good.

Never been to Canberra. Business normally has me in Victoria, Queensland, NSW and sometimes Adelaide.

Personally I found the GFE fantastic, but my god you have to pay for it.

[MrMatrix]

They will continue to charge such high fees whilst we continue to feed them by booking them. If we voted with out feet and not support them they would have to reconsider their fees. Of course the average Aussie may earn twice as much as we do in which case their clients may think £400 is reasonable..you yhink

[icedance47]

I'm in Sydney on business for a couple of weeks next month, what's the best bets to get a few stamps in my book?

I've seen Street workers mentioned a couple of times, this would be unthinkable in the UK, is that true over there too?

I'll be in a swank hotel so would prefer someone who does out calls rather than a brothel. Any good directories?

And on the non-punting front, anyone had much luck getting a shag the old fashioned way out there? Do aussie girls melt the same way Americans do with our ascents?

[DipsyDoodle]

I found the Brothels were a better value for money than going with a private escort, especially the Asian brothels.  There are quite a few in Sydney so you're not spoiled for choice.  An hour at a brothel is around $200 AUD versus a private escort starting at $450 AUD and as much as $800 AUD.  My experience was that the Asian brothel girls were far better and private escorts were just a waste of money.

I also found that if you find one Asian girl at a brothel that you like and stick with her a few times, additional services start to open up for free.

[icedance47]

I also found that if you find one Asian girl at a brothel that you like and stick with her a few times, additional services start to open up for free.

This feels like solid advice. Thanks Dipsy.

[Marmalade]

Not been for two or three years but I agree about Chinese brothels. Often they are unlicensed and not paying tax so cheaper and less stuck up about it.

Non-pros: Aussie women are easy enough in my experience but watch and learn first (i.e. Watch how Aussie men 'chat up' women in a bar). Too much chat and she may think you're a pooftah. It's almost like making the phrase "All right Sheila?" (Accompanied with a flick of the head towards the door to indicate leaving, walking home, probably fucking.) Maybe two sentences. But just get on their wavelength. They talk the 'same' language, look the same, but they're not. Life revolves round going down the beach (why else does anyone work??) and after that a barbie (meaning a barbecue, but sex is a reasonable substitute if for some reason the beach is not an option).

[Marmalade]

btw last post is strictly Sydney. Don't try that in Melbourne (opposite almost, a bit too bloody 'refined' for a quick shag I found unless you've 'lived there for for minimum six years' arrgh).

[dryanse8]

Has anyone seen Brooke Michaels in Sydney?
Seems to operate via Scarlet Blue.
Expensive but looks absolutely amazing and has a list of enjoyments that makes me want to see her.