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    Offline GoddessEveEnglish

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    I don't want to nit-pick but you are in business and talking to your potential customers on this site. So you need to be very careful about the impression you make. You claim to be intelligent and well educated which is desirable to some punters (others couldn't care less) - if this is your unique selling point then you shouldn't do or say anything that detracts from it. Your comments regarding x-factor and itv programs come across as condescending and patronising rather than intelligent and educated. You give the impression that you think you are better than us. Don't go to the site that is the best and biggest for your potential client pool and piss them off!   

    Also, if you can't function well after your normal working day then why would I want to book you? Maybe you don't shag well after a 12 hour shift either? Think about what impression you are giving.

    An unattractive trait that many intelligent people have is that they think everyone else is stupid. You may be bright, but lots of other people are as well. And it's not an essential characteristic of a successful prossie so counts for little here.

    Enough from me  :hi:

    I would never see this forum as the best pool for potential clients, hence why to date I do not have a review on here. It was brought to my attention that my name was starting to circle on here so thought I'd check it out and just introduce myself and get some advice and insight into an industry I know little about.

    My articulacy is not my main selling point, but I am intelligent and articulate, regardless of a few midnight typing errors.  I am new to this industry and am still gathering all the information I can to determine whether or not it is something I could consider doing on a long term basis.

    Just to note, You would not be seeing me after I have worked a 12hr shift, I plan my meetings around work and always ensure I am at 100% before I consider any session.

    I think you are taking what I have said far too literally. And not to mention your comment on me thinking I am better than you all? You are joking right? I have been nothing but friendly and open and have taken the criticism gracefully from people who are no strangers to verbally abusing and degrading 'prossies' on this forum.

    My jokes referring to ITV were simply a funny pun in return to one made about my love of River Monsters.

    I have never thought I was better than anyone. I am a very kind, empathetic woman and again would like to hi light my complete lack of intent to become a 'successful prossie'

    But now I really am going before I offend anymore potential 'clients'..

    (Or before I am forever damned into the black pit of fiery AW celibacy!)

    Goodnight all!!

    Xx

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    Oh no, not another high-class, intelligent 'cortesan' that's better than all the rest! You can't even spell that Eve...oh the irony!!   :dash:

    Offline GoddessEveEnglish

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    Oh no, not another high-class, intelligent 'cortesan' that's better than all the rest! You can't even spell that Eve...oh the irony!!   :dash:

    Again, duly noted!! ;)

    Keep them coming guys!!

    (I haven't seen an AW profile proof reader to date!!)

    Eve x

    Offline fredpunter

    I would never see this forum as the best pool for potential clients, hence why to date I do not have a review on here. It was brought to my attention that my name was starting to circle on here so thought I'd check it out and just introduce myself and get some advice and insight into an industry I know little about.

    My articulacy is not my main selling point, but I am intelligent and articulate, regardless of a few midnight typing errors.  I am new to this industry and am still gathering all the information I can to determine whether or not it is something I could consider doing on a long term basis.

    Just to note, You would not be seeing me after I have worked a 12hr shift, I plan my meetings around work and always ensure I am at 100% before I consider any session.

    I think you are taking what I have said far too literally. And not to mention your comment on me thinking I am better than you all? You are joking right? I have been nothing but friendly and open and have taken the criticism gracefully from people who are no strangers to verbally abusing and degrading 'prossies' on this forum.

    My jokes referring to ITV were simply a funny pun in return to one made about my love of River Monsters.

    I have never thought I was better than anyone. I am a very kind, empathetic woman and again would like to hi light my complete lack of intent to become a 'successful prossie'

    But now I really am going before I offend anymore potential 'clients'..

    (Or before I am forever damned into the black pit of fiery AW celibacy!)

    Goodnight all!!

    Xx

    you can lead a horse to water but .....  :dash:

    by the way, complete your education by looking up the definition of 'pun'

    Offline GoddessEveEnglish

    • Posts: 21
    you can lead a horse to water but .....  :dash:

    by the way, complete your education by looking up the definition of 'pun'

    Oh yes, that will make me a generally well rounded character of knowledge and wisdom.

     :wacko:

    Offline GoddessEveEnglish

    • Posts: 21
    Oh and I just wanted to say.. I really did enjoying talking to you guys..

    I hope I didn't completely tank my first posting session!!

    It was my first shot at any of these kind of forums or discussions so I really hope I did not offend or annoy!!!

    You have given me lots of great advice and I genuinely appreciate it.

    Thanks again :)

    Eve x

    Oh and I just wanted to say.. I really did enjoying talking to you guys..

    I hope I didn't completely tank my first posting session!!

    It was my first shot at any of these kind of forums or discussions so I really hope I did not offend or annoy!!!

    You have given me lots of great advice and I genuinely appreciate it.

    Thanks again :)

    Eve x
    I thoughts you were a dom ?  Not a slave arse kisser !  If any of your slaves see this your in for a hard time !

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    Again, duly noted!! ;)

    Keep them coming guys!!

    (I haven't seen an AW profile proof reader to date!!)

    Eve x

    If you can't spell and you want your profile wording to look 'intelligent', you could always write it in a Word Processor program first, run the spell checker and as long as it's set to British English, it should highlight all the errors which you can correct before copy & pasting into AW...but you're right, your ability to spell or not is not a requirement for this job!  ;)

    This is the second most visited paid sex in the UK after AW, so you will be committing professional suicide by alienating the readership here...so please think carefully about your contribution. The guys here have many years experience of the scene and will be able to offer lots of good advice, you would be wise to heed at least some of it.

    BTW, do you do a special deal for the lags? I suppose you could charge more as it's a 'captive' audience! I don't suppose they care what your pics are like...anything's got to be better than a shower block knee-trembler with Neil Down & Ben Dover!!  :lol:

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    Offline GoddessEveEnglish

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    I thoughts you were a dom ?  Not a slave arse kisser !  If any of your slaves see this your in for a hard time !

    I'm a switch :P



    Offline GoddessEveEnglish

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    If you can't spell and you want your profile wording to look 'intelligent', you could always write it in a Word Processor program first, run the spell checker and as long as it's set to British English, it should highlight all the errors which you can correct before copy & pasting into AW...but you're right, your ability to spell or not is not a requirement for this job!  ;)

    This is the second most visited paid sex in the UK after AW, so you will be committing professional suicide by alienating the readership here...so please think carefully about your contribution. The guys here have many years experience of the scene and will be able to offer lots of good advice, you would be wise to heed at least some of it.

    BTW, do you do a special deal for the lags? I suppose you could charge more as it's a 'captive' audience! I don't suppose they care what your pics are like...anything's got to be better than a shower block knee-trembler with Neil Down & Ben Dover!!  :lol:

    My profile is written in an intelligent and articulate manner, there were two spelling mistakes which were pointed out (Thanks again!) and corrected accordingly.

    I completely agree that there is a lot of good advice to be taken from this site, from men who have loads of years of experience in this industry. But it is still hard to be spoken to in such a unexpected derogatory manner and that itself makes it difficult to take any advice given. What I find hard to comprehend is that none of you 'gentleman' would ever speak to a woman like that when trying to gain her services, so why is it acceptable on here? I was raised to believe that men should always respect women, and be kind and courteous, regardless of their chosen profession!!

    To date I have had nothing but successful, respectful and genuinely enjoyable experiences with people from all different walks of life that I have met on AW, and hopefully will have many more in the future.

    But in all honesty, I really do think that the people on here need to be a little more accepting and respectful, as many of you I am sure would agree, to make sure that girls who are starting out are given the right advice.

    Oh and I work in a female prison so no Down's or Dover's!!!

    (Thank GOD!)

    Breaks over now!! Will reconvene at lunch!!! :kissgirl:

    Pro-tip: check the profiles of Michelle Independent and Ellie Rose. Great pics and good write-up so you know exactly who you will be getting before you get there. SexyIndependent has a good profile too. Just copy those. When you're an AW or UKP hall of famer like MissKDD or Adele4u you can have a junk profile with poor pics as people will see you by rep alone.

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    My profile is written in an intelligent and articulate manner, there were two spelling mistakes which were pointed out (Thanks again!) and corrected accordingly.

    I completely agree that there is a lot of good advice to be taken from this site, from men who have loads of years of experience in this industry. But it is still hard to be spoken to in such a unexpected derogatory manner and that itself makes it difficult to take any advice given. What I find hard to comprehend is that none of you 'gentleman' would ever speak to a woman like that when trying to gain her services, so why is it acceptable on here? I was raised to believe that men should always respect women, and be kind and courteous, regardless of their chosen profession!!

    To date I have had nothing but successful, respectful and genuinely enjoyable experiences with people from all different walks of life that I have met on AW, and hopefully will have many more in the future.

    But in all honesty, I really do think that the people on here need to be a little more accepting and respectful, as many of you I am sure would agree, to make sure that girls who are starting out are given the right advice.

    Oh and I work in a female prison so no Down's or Dover's!!!

    (Thank GOD!)

    Breaks over now!! Will reconvene at lunch!!! :kissgirl:

    Look, I don't want to be a pedant, but you keep making these intelligence & articulation claims. Do you want me to proof-read your profile for you?? I'll do it in exchange for a freebie if you like, as I sure won't be risking real cash on those pics!!  ;)

    Lucious is spelt luscious.

    The correct way of expressing your height is 5'10", not 5"10.

    Accomodate is spelt accommodate.

    The plural of dominatrix is dominatrices.

    Open minded & strapon are usually written with a hyphen, open-minded, strap-on.

    Caliber is spelt calibre in British English.

    You have used capitals where they aren't necessary all over the text, it's annoying, but I guess you did it for emphatic purposes. Whereas 'I' should always be capitalised.

    As I said previously, your ability to spell is not essential for the work...but I guess if you are trying to position yourself at the upper end of the market and attract 'cultured gentlemen', it might help.  :dash:

    You have been given sound advice on here about your blurry photos and your steep pricing relative to your newness...but if you're as busy as you want to be I guess it's not a problem. Sorry the advice wasn't presented in the manner of your liking, but you really shouldn't take it personally and if you're that sensitive, you're going to struggle in this game as you're going to have to put up with a lot worse than someone saying your pictures are crap.

    Most girls who come on here are looking to tout their wares, so there is always a healthy skepticism of their motives, some would prefer no contribution from SPs at all as it's a punter's site for sharing information with other punters and the girls often get in the way of that, so don't expect a smooth ride. You know punters aren't allowed at all on SAAFE, the escorts site.

    Good luck and let me know when you've got time for the freebie...I'll bring my big dic-tionary!  :)



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    Offline yumyum3

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    But it is still hard to be spoken to in such a unexpected derogatory manner and that itself makes it difficult to take any advice given. What I find hard to comprehend is that none of you 'gentleman' would ever speak to a woman like that when trying to gain her services, so why is it acceptable on here? I was raised to believe that men should always respect women, and be kind and courteous, regardless of their chosen profession!!
    This homespun hogwash is no more than conceited drivel designed to show members here in a bad light. This is a virtual world and is not a real flesh and blood meeting in a social situation. Trying to spin it as such belies what you're really up to. I've just looked at your profile with 2 crappy pictures, but enough to get an idea of your size and shape at least: £200 per hour, selling yourself publicly, not inviting us round to the Women's Institute to try your marmalade. Bearing in mind that professional people like brain surgeons, lawyers etc could only dream of earning money like that for as little work, you've got a brass neck (pun intended). You talk about respect and kindness but you're just some hard-nosed chancer on the make, hoping to exploit the odd deluded and lonely man by taking his money. Just like in any other context discussed in print or online when people are buying and selling something, exploiters, chancers and rip-off merchants should always be discussed and brought to book. In that professional context you are fair game.  :hi:

    Offline GoddessEveEnglish

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    Look, I don't want to be a pedant, but you keep making these intelligence & articulation claims. Do you want me to proof-read your profile for you?? I'll do it in exchange for a freebie if you like, as I sure won't be risking real cash on those pics!!  ;)

    Lucious is spelt luscious.

    The correct way of expressing your height is 5'10", not 5"10.

    Accomodate is spelt accommodate.

    The plural of dominatrix is dominatrices.

    Open minded & strapon are usually written with a hyphen, open-minded, strap-on.

    Caliber is spelt calibre in British English.

    You have used capitals where they aren't necessary all over the text, it's annoying, but I guess you did it for emphatic purposes. Whereas 'I' should always be capitalised.

    As I said previously, your ability to spell is not essential for the work...but I guess if you are trying to position yourself at the upper end of the market and attract 'cultured gentlemen', it might help.  :dash:

    You have been given sound advice on here about your blurry photos and your steep pricing relative to your newness...but if you're as busy as you want to be I guess it's not a problem. Sorry the advice wasn't presented in the manner of your liking, but you really shouldn't take it personally and if you're that sensitive, you're going to struggle in this game as you're going to have to put up with a lot worse than someone saying your pictures are crap.

    Most girls who come on here are looking to tout their wares, so there is always a healthy skepticism of their motives, some would prefer no contribution from SPs at all as it's a punter's site for sharing information with other punters and the girls often get in the way of that, so don't expect a smooth ride. You know punters aren't allowed at all on SAAFE, the escorts site.

    Good luck and let me know when you've got time for the freebie...I'll bring my big dic-tionary!  :)

    I'm a lucky girl!!! I have perfected all of the highlighted mistakes, and I hope my profile is now to the level of standard that is required for the more cultured eye?!
    (And the pun was greatly received, it even made me giggle!!)

    Regardless of the few typing errors my profile bore, I consider myself to be far more eloquent than the majority of the ladies I have seen on AW. I was never trying to compare myself with the punters but I felt as if it was taken that way. I may not be the most educated person in the world but I am intelligent and have a lot of varied, cultured interests. I don't own a video game but I have an amazing leather bound backgammon set!!

    And everyone's so down on my pictures!! Everyone who has subscribed to my private gallery has loved it!! I thinks it's just a representation of me, a normal girl with shitty iPhone selfies!!

    And I think the pricing is a reflective of that, wouldn't you prefer to pay for a fresh young girl who hasn't slept with 100s of men but has a healthy thirst for sex and kink, who really is natural and enjoys every new experience?!

    I don't want to pretend to be something I am not, and as you said, I am as busy as I would like to be and as my work schedule allows. But I will still take note and try to arrange some kind of photo shoot or replacement.

    Oh and I'm not on any escort site, SAAFE you said? But I will check it out today!

    Thank you for you advice and the profile proof read!!

    I really do appreciate it.

    Eve x

    Offline GoddessEveEnglish

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    This homespun hogwash is no more than conceited drivel designed to show members here in a bad light. This is a virtual world and is not a real flesh and blood meeting in a social situation. Trying to spin it as such belies what you're really up to. I've just looked at your profile with 2 crappy pictures, but enough to get an idea of your size and shape at least: £200 per hour, selling yourself publicly, not inviting us round to the Women's Institute to try your marmalade. Bearing in mind that professional people like brain surgeons, lawyers etc could only dream of earning money like that for as little work, you've got a brass neck (pun intended). You talk about respect and kindness but you're just some hard-nosed chancer on the make, hoping to exploit the odd deluded and lonely man by taking his money. Just like in any other context discussed in print or online when people are buying and selling something, exploiters, chancers and rip-off merchants should always be discussed and brought to book. In that professional context you are fair game.  :hi:

    I do suggest you take your evil tongue and unnecessary frustration out on someone else. I work one of the most dangerous jobs in the country and get barely nothing for it. I risk my life everyday to help rehabilitate criminals to make our country a safer place. You have no idea what I went through to get where I am today.

    And no, I am not a rip-off merchant nor am I conning anybody, I have become friends with almost everyone I have met on AW, and a lot of them talk to me and confide in me on a regular basis with no CHARGE.

    But you are obviously very angry about something, to which I am afraid I cannot help.

    This was my first attempt at any forum like this, and was only looking for some light hearted advice, and was just surprised to be met with such content by some, but you sir are by far the worst.

    It may be a virtual platform, but the people behind the keyboards are still PEOPLE.

    Human beings with feelings and emotions.

    But you sir obviously have none of those. Whatsoever.

    Offline fredpunter

    Despite your repeated assertions as to how intelligent and educated you are every post you make and the text of your profile make it abundantly clear that you are neither. This is not mysogyny or treating girls like sex slaves as it is not aimed at all women, just at you.

    You have repeatedly described what you want to get out of escorting ...... news flash .... we don't care ..... when you offer to pay us 200 an hour we may care but as it stands you need to be more concerned about what we want.

    You have said you need to dumb down to fit in here, that you don't think the blokes here are the sort you want as customers anyway, but you ask for help and advice from us. When we provide honest feedback you accuse us of being nasty to you. If you don't think you will like the answer, don't ask the question.

    You have now gone on to say that you are not only better than us punters but you are also better than the other girls on aw! Be aware that some of the most popular girls in London are very bright indeed ...... we know this because of the way they talk and behave when we meet them, and from some of their posts on here. Perhaps you should look at posts from the likes of michelle independent or lindsey. But you know what, I don't recall any of these girls ever feeling the need to tell us how clever they are. But  it is crystal clear they are so much brighter than you.

    It is obvious to me that giving you further advice is a waste of time because you believe you know it all already. I am torn between thinking you  are just a troll or really are as arrogant, naive, immature and deluded as you appear to be.

    Offline GoddessEveEnglish

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    Despite your repeated assertions as to how intelligent and educated you are every post you make and the text of your profile make it abundantly clear that you are neither. This is not mysogyny or treating girls like sex slaves as it is not aimed at all women, just at you.

    You have repeatedly described what you want to get out of escorting ...... news flash .... we don't care ..... when you offer to pay us 200 an hour we may care but as it stands you need to be more concerned about what we want.

    You have said you need to dumb down to fit in here, that you don't think the blokes here are the sort you want as customers anyway, but you ask for help and advice from us. When we provide honest feedback you accuse us of being nasty to you. If you don't think you will like the answer, don't ask the question.

    You have now gone on to say that you are not only better than us punters but you are also better than the other girls on aw! Be aware that some of the most popular girls in London are very bright indeed ...... we know this because of the way they talk and behave when we meet them, and from some of their posts on here. Perhaps you should look at posts from the likes of michelle independent or lindsey. But you know what, I don't recall any of these girls ever feeling the need to tell us how clever they are. But  it is crystal clear they are so much brighter than you.

    It is obvious to me that giving you further advice is a waste of time because you believe you know it all already. I am torn between thinking you  are just a troll or really are as arrogant, naive, immature and deluded as you appear to be.

    I have clearly stated repeatedly that I don't think I am better than ANYONE. Punters or WGs. I respect both parties for being involved in this industry. I have built good relationships with lots of the AW girls and think some of them are just down right stunning!! Especially the girls you mention, they are all bright and beautiful and I have never said otherwise.

    It doesn't matter what I say or how I say it you will find a way to turn it into something negative.

    The fact is I AM going to defend myself regardless or what anyone says or advises.

    I have taken the advice, corrected my profile, tried to upload clearer pics (which I am having some trouble with) and have not tried to be derogatory in any way.

    Yes I have made some cheeky comments, but I thought that was the language here!!!

    But it obviously falls down to double standards. I have been advised more than 10 times today to just leave it and let the thread die, but I refuse to be humiliated or belittled by people WHO HAVE NEVER EVEN MET ME!! Maybe if I had a bad review on here then you would have a leg to stand on, but there isn't. So you don't. Simple.

    My feedback on AW is the only thing that potential clients should concern themselves with when seeking judgement on me and my services.


    Offline GoddessEveEnglish

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    Oh and to note, I did review my comment stating about the 'majority'.

    I have not searched AW extensively but from what I have seen  the majority are non-english speakers and do have poorly written profiles.

    I have seen a lot of beautiful, intelligent, articulate ladies with very eloquent profiles, but they just seem to be less than the majority.

    So genuinely no offence intended ladies!

    My feedback on AW is the only thing that potential clients should concern themselves with when seeking judgement on me and my services.

    You must be new, because 99.99% of AW feedback is worthless, absolutely worthless.  :hi:

    Offline GoddessEveEnglish

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    You must be new, because 99.99% of AW feedback is worthless, absolutely worthless.  :hi:

    Why is it worthless? Even if it's all genuine?!

    And yeah I am new.. Almost 6 months in!! :angelgirl:

    Why is it worthless? Even if it's all genuine?!

    And yeah I am new.. Almost 6 months in!! :angelgirl:
    Nobody takes AW feedback seriously so open to fraud, and it gets abused.

    Offline yumyum3

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    I do suggest you take your evil tongue and unnecessary frustration out on someone else. I work one of the most dangerous jobs in the country and get barely nothing for it. I risk my life everyday to help rehabilitate criminals to make our country a safer place. You have no idea what I went through to get where I am today.

    And no, I am not a rip-off merchant nor am I conning anybody, I have become friends with almost everyone I have met on AW, and a lot of them talk to me and confide in me on a regular basis with no CHARGE.

    But you are obviously very angry about something, to which I am afraid I cannot help.

    This was my first attempt at any forum like this, and was only looking for some light hearted advice, and was just surprised to be met with such content by some, but you sir are by far the worst.

    It may be a virtual platform, but the people behind the keyboards are still PEOPLE.

    Human beings with feelings and emotions.

    But you sir obviously have none of those. Whatsoever.
    I didn't expect you to really engage with what I wrote but your reply is pretty predictable. Presenting yourself as completely reasonable, suggesting I am angry whilst at the same time oxymoronically (pun intended) saying I have no feelings or emotions, implying I'm evil and frustrated, using cod psychology and playing the victim. I was just trying to point out the difference between what you think you're doing and what you're actually doing.  As others have pointed out, you're clearly deluded, possibly a troll. I would also add you appear to me to be highly narcissistic and passive-aggressive, using the predictable language of both victimhood and what you see as "your struggle in life for the moral greater good" to cover what you are actually up to. I suspect you are more of a Nurse Ratchet type controlling figure: rather than make the world a safer place, you just enjoy the control and power you have over people who can't argue back. Disgusting.

    Offline GoddessEveEnglish

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    I didn't expect you to really engage with what I wrote but your reply is pretty predictable. Presenting yourself as completely reasonable, suggesting I am angry whilst at the same time oxymoronically (pun intended) saying I have no feelings or emotions, implying I'm evil and frustrated, using cod psychology and playing the victim. I was just trying to point out the difference between what you think you're doing and what you're actually doing.  As others have pointed out, you're clearly deluded, possibly a troll. I would also add you appear to me to be highly narcissistic and passive-aggressive, using the predictable language of both victimhood and what you see as "your struggle in life for the moral greater good" to cover what you are actually up to. I suspect you are more of a Nurse Ratchet type controlling figure: rather than make the world a safer place, you just enjoy the control and power you have over people who can't argue back. Disgusting.

    As I have said, I am new to the industry so am going to read into what you say. I do not have a 'thick skin' so to speak when it comes to unjustified abuse, Nor can my response be 'predictable' as I have never experienced anything like this before. Ever.

    I am not a nurse, not a ratchet, nor am I a narcissist. I am not up to anything.

    EXACTLY WHAT HAVE I DONE THAT IS SO WRONG?!

    I defended myself against your comparison to a lawyer, surgeon etc not making the same wage as a WG, which I completely understand because I am one of them. A civil servant who is vastly underpaid. (Oh no!! More self victimisation!!)

    And you obviously are frustrated, why else would you reply in such a manner?

    You have never seen me or have any intention of seeing me so why bother?

    And I never said you were evil, but that you had an evil tongue, which is my judgement from your post.
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