External Link/Members OnlyThis is a longish and quite introspective review, so a. if you get bored quickly, and b. if you don't want to read about an experience with a pre-op tranny, don't bother. Otherwise, read on...
I haven’t needed a drink before a punt for about 15 years, until the other day that is, when I was killing a bit of time before a duo booking with HA, who I know well, and Wasabi.
Ameera had been talking about a duo with a TS for some time, and while I don’t have a bucket list as such, I’ll try most things once. So, after looking at a whole bunch of TS profiles with Ameera, and having read a couple of positive reviews on UKP about similar duos with Wasabi (thanks to Hendrix and d00fer) I booked an hour’s ‘couple service’ for a Friday evening.
I had no idea how I was going to react to a chick with a dick (or more accurately a bloke with tits) but Wasabi’s pictures showed her to be very pretty and very feminine, so she was my best chance of getting into it. To be honest I didn’t know if I even wanted to get into it – the whole thing is a bit of a head fuck for a straight bloke – but I wanted to give it a go and see where my boundaries lay. Ameera of course helped enormously by jokingly trying to get me to agree to suck cock and get fucked. I like a bit of arse play but I was pretty clear neither of these were going to happen though.
After a bit of Dutch courage (a stiffener?) in a pub in Earls Court, we pressed the buzzer. And a quite deep Thai voice answered. Warning sign number one. Up the stairs then, and into Wasabi’s studio flat, where she was waiting for us in a fairly ratty dressing gown and freebie hotel slippers, and with a fag on. ‘She’ was also quite a lot more mannish facially than I had been expecting. Warning sign number 2. And while the flat was OK it was all a bit messy and dirty, especially the bathroom. So attention to detail was definitely lacking.
I’ve spent quite a lot of time in Thailand, and I know how beautiful ladyboys can be. While Ameera went off to get ready then I had a quick chat and a good look at Wasabi, and honestly, I was disappointed. The agency clearly has someone who knows their photoshop.
So, Ameera emerged from the bathroom looking as gorgeous as usual in a red corset and stockings, and sat down on a sofa with Wasabi and I. Wasabi took off her dressing gown and here was another shock. Rather than the feminine curves of her photos she was again really quite blokey – all solid thighs and broad shoulders. Very nice Agent Provocateur underwear but I wasn’t really turned on by what it covered.
Both Ameera and Wasabi undressed me, we had a little play on the sofa and they then stood up and started snogging and undressing each other. This went on for a couple of minutes and they invited me to join them. Wasabi kissed Ameera, I kissed Ameera, I didn’t kiss Wasabi. I love DFK but the idea of doing it with a TS was too much apparently, and I didn’t go near her lips all session. Both however did give me a blowjob, on their knees in front of me. Very, very weird but ultimately OK – Ameera knows exactly which buttons to press so I stayed relatively turned on, and to be honest Wasabi was very good. All I had running through my head though was ‘well of course she is, she has a very good understanding of how to play with a cock BECAUSE SHE HAS ONE’’. We still hadn’t seen it at this stage but it was only a matter of time…
Eventually we moved to the bed, carrying on with the BJ for a while. Wasabi took over while Ameera straddled me for some RO, but after a few minutes however it was time to see what a pre-op TS looks like, so off with the AP panties. Now, a lot of Wasabi’s reviews talk about the size of her cock, and as I’m not the biggest bloke in the world I was a bit twitchy about it. Oh, and the fact that I’d be sharing a bed with a chick with a dick.
Anyway, out came the cock and actually it wasn’t that enormous, thank god. I wasn’t too freaked out either. Which itself freaked me out – should I be more affected? Classic Sticko overthinking though, so I told myself to shut up and we got on with it. Ameera got stuck right in with some oral and I played with her for a while; at that point it turned into a normal threesome. Well, I say normal; there was nothing normal about it but both sucked me, I fucked Ameera, Wasabi fucked Ameera (strange quirk, in doggy she really didn’t want to hold on), both sucked me, I licked and fingered Ameera.
Two things stick out (no sniggering at the back):
First, at one point I was sitting up with Ameera sucking me, and Wasabi came up the bed and waved her erect cock in my face enquiringly. I didn’t quite jump 6 feet in the air, but I did say (in a strangled voice), “Nope, no way, ain’t gonna happen”. That did freak me out.
And so did the second thing, which was when I put a condom on and fucked Wasabi. God knows how I managed to stay hard (more headfuck stuff there), but I did, even though Ameera was lying next to us with her doxy and with a big grin on her face as she caught my eye. I didn’t start laughing at the utter ridiculousness of what we were doing but it was very close.
Towards the end of the hour then I hadn’t come and both Ameera and Wasabi used mouth and hands to try and get me off. Despite their best efforts though it didn’t happen. As Wasabi said “It’s because you’re with a ladyboy probably”, and she was absolutely right. Fundamentally I just didn’t find the TS experience a turn-on.
So we gave up and all smoked a companionable cigarette. At this point I did piss myself laughing however, when Ameera, wanting to fill the post-punt silence, said “so, have you lived here long?”. Classic punter line, and very funny.
We cleaned up, had a chat – Wasabi is perfectly friendly – and then buggered off to a waiting Uber, where we talked about the whole thing, agreeing that Wasabi was nice but hadn't quite lived up to expectations, that it was a good thing to cross off the list but not one to repeat in a hurry, and that we needed to eat.
Lastly, there is no way I could have done the punt on my own, Having Ameera there was the only reason I was turned on during the evening. She was as hot as ever, and Wasabi didn’t really measure up. It’s a pity but I’m still glad I did it.
This would probably be a neutral rating were this just a review of Wasabi, but the overall experience makes it a positive. Photos aside, the issues with this punt were to do with me rather than anyone else, so to mark the whole thing down would be a bit unfair.