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Author Topic: SAAFE: Punters who dare to expect sex for the whole time  (Read 31331 times)

Offline hammer8


I love this post.

''One word for these guys... Selfish. Mean spirited. Self absorbed. Mean. Deluded. Sell their granny for a quid 'types'.''

Followed by

''If they could only just pause for a second or two to listen to the lovely vibes we emanate for their benefit, they wouldn't be on the list of 'hard to do's'''
:wackogirl:

Hi,
I've been browsing this site for a few weeks, and You all have a reet sense of humour!  :yahoo:
And yes I go on saafe, And do notice it has alot of bitchiness, but it also is a place where girls can stress out to other people in situations like themselves, I think what was meant with that thread was 60 minutes of pure "banging" is to much to handle, Most of my clients we do 5 minute business talk (e.g handing over money,) 5 minutes chit chat.. then the rest foreplay and ect, you can imagine ;) I did have one client which wanted 59 minutes of pure sex, which if you look on the web sex is average 7 minutes... but after 45 minutes it gets to the point where you're just like "Okay, right, ouch" 
You lot are so dam harsh

Offline Matium

Is there some kind of database here on UKPunting with all their AW profiles listed, as I'd seriously hate to hand over my hard earned cash to any of those washed-up, ball breaking gold diggers?   :hi:

That's an excellent suggestion.

The Saafe girls will certainly start improving once they know that bad service costs them money and their names on a blacklist.

Offline AnthG

You all have a reet sense of humour!  :yahoo:
Are you from Newcastle Hollie?

Are you from Newcastle Hollie?

Yeah haha :dancegirl:
But I don't live there now!

Offline Jimmyredcab

Yeah haha :dancegirl:
But I don't live there now!

So where do you advertise ????
Are you on Adultwork ?????

I did have one client which wanted 59 minutes of pure sex, which if you look on the web sex is average 7 minutes... but after 45 minutes it gets to the point where you're just like "Okay, right, ouch" 
You lot are so dam harsh

7 minutes :sarcastic:

So drop your rates down to £10 per hour then. If I went into work and spent most of my time fiddling on a Blackberry and waffling on about crap, my boss would tell me to 'get the fuck out.' If being a pro$$ie is so demanding, I suggest you get a job working in a factory or sweep the streets for five days a week.

Unbelievable!  :wackogirl:

Offline Melb

but after 45 minutes it gets to the point where you're just like "Okay, right, ouch" 

Personally, I think that's fair enough.
We've got a right to expect 60 minutes of service but it should not be non-stop banging and certainly not so hard that it makes them sore.

Kristina

Where is the fun in: walk in my room bend over the bed start banging away for 1 hour to the minute, get dressed see you out - definition bunny farming!  Oh sorry I didn't even get your name LOL!!!

Walk in the room be teased a little, get our clothes off oral both ways lots of teasing etc etc - I don't need to go into the details - you get the picture, some good sex which is enjoyed by both so much more fun and personal then the bend me over and fuck me. 

Don't get me wrong it is the guys hour so we can do what they like in that hour no problem only thinking of making it an enjoyable experieince with some interaction as there is more to sex than just the fucking. :D :D

Offline AnthG

Where is the fun in: walk in my room bend over the bed start banging away for 1 hour to the minute, get dressed see you out.
But obviously there must be as guys would not be wanting to pay £100-£150 for that hour just to do it.

I personally agree however that would not be fun for me. But I also believe my definition of fun with an escort can be considered weird to others too.

Kristina

But obviously there must be as guys would not be wanting to pay £100-£150 for that hour just to do it.

I personally agree however that would not be fun for me. But I also believe my definition of fun with an escort can be considered weird to others too.

Yes fair point I have not come across too many that do do that I must say.   My definition of fun can also be considered weird we all have our own little quirks it is exactly what makes it fun.

Offline Matium

To each, their own,

But WGs should be clear on their Website and Adultwork Page what they will and will not do and if they don't want to see the "Value for Money" guys then they should say so.

Kristina

To each, their own,

But WGs should be clear on their Website and Adultwork Page what they will and will not do and if they don't want to see the "Value for Money" guys then they should say so.

I could not agree more been open and honest about what you will and won't do in this game is essential.  Leading people on a wild goose chase is unacceptable not only in this line of work but in any other.   Also punters been open and honest about what they want really helps a WG deliver the product so to speak.  If I order a red car and a a blue one turns up this is no good to me!!!! 

Offline Melb

Freudian slip?
Spotted this on SAAFE:

Hi ladies,

I was supposed to be working from an apartment in Manchester on Thursday but due to unforeseen circumstances, totally not her fault, she's had to cancel.

I've got bookings already and I really don't want to cancel.

Do you know of any reasonable Mancheater hotels I could work from? No key cards, not shabby etc. Wednesday and Thursday night about £160 budget.

Please help me girls, it would be massively appreciated xx

Offline Ali Katt

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Where is the fun in: walk in my room bend over the bed start banging away for 1 hour to the minute, get dressed see you out - definition bunny farming!
I don't think many guys would want this. I think the old boots on SAAFE have taken this out of context. I think what punters on here mean (or at least I do) is that punters don't like having the Michael taken out of them by having the girl talk constantly for 30mins in an hour booking before any touching goes on, spending 15 mins to stash the cash, double/back-to-back bookings to make an appointment shorter, spending ages making a coffee - or as I saw on one profile having photos taken for the girl's profile on the punter's time. The way I see it, the punter wants good value and if they get 30mins sex (whether it be oral, anal, vag, fingering, watersports, dom etc) in an hour booking they are being ripped off. The (old) prossies on saafe don't get repeat booking often - I'm guessing.


You should be able to have as much sex as you can manage in the time (imo)

The reality is most wont manage more than a couple of times
« Last Edit: May 05, 2012, 10:46:43 PM by sucky2dollar »

Offline Vulcan1

As an older punter I am happy to crack one out in the hour never mind two!!! Though one of the advantages of this is that I get a chance to try all options available  :yahoo:


 I f the girl is good it wont take me an hour thats for sure

Offline adindas

The norm is 60 minutes start from hand in the money, until get dressed ready to leave unless stated otherwise on the adv.

So in reality it will be 45 min effective, not 60 minutes. When taking foreplay into consideration it will be less than 45 minutes.

Offline SteveNova

If a guy wants to and is able to shag non-stop for an hour then fine.  Personally I like variety in what I do during the time I've booked, including DFK, RO and fingering - although I see in SAAFE threads that all of those were complained about as well if they weren't done to the WG's expectations  :scare:  I take all that with a pinch of salt and as either coming from embittered escorts, or as 'black humour' of the type you get in any occupation.  They can write what they want on SAAFE, but their dislike of some punters  doesn't bear any relation to my experiences. But then maybe that's because I don't bang away endlessly  :P 

Offline AnthG

Been reading some of topics and stlll cannot get over some of the things said there.

This topic seems a one of WTF

http://www.saafe.info/main/index.php?topic=11519.15

I have read that topic about 3 times trying to find what the OPs issue is. The guy pays £500 per month on the understanding he sees her 1hr per week each month. I would class that as a bit of a score there having a guaranteed regular.

He turned up 30 mins early on the last booking so she is going crazy over it seems. Plus from her description of the booking

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He was like a bloody piranha trying to bite my lips off and nearly bit my clit off! I told him nicely and he seemed to respect this. Did some oral and then he wanted to come on me, so I let him. I just wanted 10 or so minutes to get my breath back.... and no sooner had he come, he wanted to do it again. Sex was sore and I was drier than a prehistoric dinosaur bone because it was such a turn off.

This is why they invented lubricant. You are a sex worker. You cannot just have sex when you are turned on.

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I need to keep him on as a client for the meantime until my client base picks up but he's a real nightmare. Says he's some well paid businessman on £500,000 a year, yet only able to give £500 a month and wants more and more of my time. He really makes me work for my money, he is hard work.

And her reaction to this dreadful thing of not letting her have 10 mins wait....Assault the guy.

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Last time he was round, he pissed me off so much that when he was on top of me and stuck his tongue in my mouth, I was so angry that I nearly bit it off, and then deliberately dug and scratched my nails on him to piss him off.

Also to add the guy is married. So if he has scratch marks all down him this could ruin discretion as this is not easy to explain away.

Offline Matium

I'm pretty sure some of the hags, harridans, hecates, harlot and harpies on Saafe haven't been humped in many moons.

They do get a lot of time to polish their broomsticks, feed their the black cats and dust the cobwebs off their phones though.

Saafe is a guide on how not to be a prostitute.

Offline James999

FIt young pro$$ies don't bother with internet forums, they are to busy getting shagged, if not by punters then by boyfriends etc, and when not shagging they are out partying or shopping, why would they want to discuss the price of condoms on the internet, or moan that guys dare to ring after 7pm, they have a life and simply switch off the phone.

Where as the older wshed up pro$$iies leave their phone on just so they can moan about the fact it rang after 8  :sarcastic:

Offline AnthG

Saafe is a guide on how not to be a prostitute.
The thing that grates me well and truly is they have no appreciation on the value of money.

The guy says he makes £500,000 per year but can only afford £500 per month. Does she not think he is maybe saying that 500k to just impress and he really can only afford £500 per month.

And regardless £500 is a lot of money for what is only 4hrs work. I am not going to use the analogy of stacking shelves on their part but they need to appreciate that this guy could be stacking shelves to afford that £500 and he needs to stack a lot of shelves to afford that for her to act like its nothing and chicken feed.

Looking at her other posts it seems all she does is setup inappropriate relationships with punters and then complain about it afterwards.

http://www.saafe.info/main/index.php?topic=10612

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I am on holiday just now and my regulars know this. Some have texted to say they are looking forward to me returning.

However, I have one who I literally could just strangle for being a total prat (this is the same guy who I posted about who kept on wanting more and more and knackering me). He texted and asked if I had a tan. I replied with yep. Then the cheeky sod asked for free pics! I replied that a) my phone was not equipped to do this and b) he knows the score about this. Then the idiot replied with "email one then".

I have already had a so called SD cancel on me and waste my time, wanting free sex, so I told him where to go, now I have this guy.

Christ the guy is just being nice. If I had a regular who had said its ok to message her during a holiday, and then said she had got a tan. I would jokingly ask for a picture of it too.

She should have said;
 
Q: "do you have a tan"
A: "sorry not working now, see you when I get back".

Replying with "Yep" gives the clear impression she is flirting with him.
« Last Edit: October 14, 2012, 06:27:05 PM by AnthG »

Offline Kitty

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I have tried many times to get fit, hot pro$$ies to join UKP, never had any success ----- as you quite rightly say, they are too busy earning money.

Some manage both :P

I don't mind sex for the whole time at all, but some people seem to forget that even the most flexible of girls can get uncomfortable after shagging with their ankles by their necks for quite a while. Plus, without clitoral stimulation, most girls can't orgasm through penetrative sex. Even if you're paying the girl to be with you isn't the experience far more fun if both you and the lady are having a good time, no?


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