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Author Topic: SAAFE: Punters who dare to expect sex for the whole time  (Read 31353 times)

Offline Daffodil

http://www.saafe.info/main/index.php?topic=9135.0

I've never really taken an interest in saafe and do so only now as I'm on a long boring train ride.

This was the first, and only, thread I've read and I got fed up of this one half way down the first page (so apologies if any prossies eventually came out in defence of the punter).

The gist is that they're slagging off punters who dare to want sex for the whole time they've paid for! Guys who do not cum on cue or pull back from climax are derided and even blacklisted.

The consensus seems to be that we're there, at least in part, to pleasure the prossie. Some even think we hold back because we think it's what the prossie wants...a long session. Some blatantly state the tricks they use to make guys cum sooner.

Are they forgetting they are the service providers? I'm not really that fussed if they thoroughly enjoy themselves. If it's important to them, however, I am happy to take payment and provide the service.

It would be like restauranteurs complaining that customers are coming in, paying for a meal and expecting a meal! 

I am sure they would love me to pay for an hour, wank myself off for 5 minutes whilst they tell me about their maff or siense degrees and then leave. Delusional.

Offline James999

That's why pro$$ies prefer longer appointments as they get paid more money for nothing, I was speaking to a pro$$ie the other day (Cute little thing as it goes) and she said that in most appointments the amount of sex involved in a 60 / 45 / 30 min appointment is largely the same, the longer appointments just have more chat drinking coffee etc.

Often it seems punters come in 5 or 10 mins and a lot do not want a second pop, as such if they were sensible they would book a 15 min appt or perhaps 30 mins, and get a coffee at the Starbucks on the way, it probably tastes better and does not cost as much  :hi:

As for the pro$$ies whinging, you will notice that it's always the ones that are not busy that complain, as such it is their age / looks / weight / personality / service that means clients don't want to see them and by complaining it's their way of dealing with the rejection.

I've yet to see FIT / HOT / BUSY pro$$ies whinging on the internet, they are to busy either earning money or spending it  :hi:

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I've yet to see FIT / HOT / BUSY pro$$ies whinging on the internet, they are to busy either earning money or spending it  :hi:

I have tried many times to get fit, hot pro$$ies to join UKP, never had any success ----- as you quite rightly say, they are too busy earning money. 

Offline softlad

It never ceases to amaze me that some deluded punters think Ho's actually enjoy meeting us...
There maybe the odd exception to this rule, but I'd say 85% would prefer you to simply walk in leave her donation in a sealed envelope,
then walk out...
That's what one said previously isn't it ?
Fluffies my delude themselves that they are different because they treat 'em with respect.... :dash:
Wake up and smell the coffee chaps.  :rolleyes:
Nothing the skanks could say on any pro$$ie site would surprise me.
Most are hard nosed money grabbing two faced bitches, and punters would do well to remember this.



Offline Matium

Saafe is an antidote for those punters who think prostitutes actually care.

As Figa  98 says:

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Its so god damn boring when they are banging away like they are in a porno,and they actually think we love it,if only they knew

As for Emily from the lengths of the posts she writes, it's obvious she's permanently unemployed.

This is how Wiley Coyote describes her customers:

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Selfish. Mean spirited. Self absorbed. Mean. Deluded. Sell their granny for a quid 'types'.
« Last Edit: May 02, 2012, 01:55:53 PM by Matium »

Fatpro$$ie

I do not understand why these girls do not put it on thier profile or website if they do not like the full on banging for the whole session.  I have and now do not get punters that just want to fuck a hole for an hour or two.  Instead I get the ones who want the whole experience, ie kissing, ora and other sensual activitiesl rather than just banging.

Stating on your profile what you offer is simple.  Rather than saying you offer a PSE which is a lot of shagging put that you dont...Simples and no need to slag off your clients then either :dash: :dash:

Offline Matium

Oh dear, our very own Kristina, who posts here, also weighed in:

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If someone wants to 'bunny farm' as I call it for an hour then it just simply takes all the fun out of it and I turn into a robitic machine

Loathing of customers must be infectious on Saafe.

Offline Ali Katt

The thing these prossies should ask themselves is if the guy is banging away for an hour incessantly maybe they don't fancy her or she is a crap shag. Given the evidence on Saafe I think the guys would be better off having a wank.

I think calling a guy a twat because he doesn't suffer from PE is a bit harsh. If I couldn't make a girl cum I wouldn't say "let me see those pissflaps twitch you whorebag" - that would be childish.

I think most punters know the tricks
- I refuse a crap massage unless it's a good body-to-body
- I refuse hand relief (the girl should use her mouth) - I can get HR for nowt
- If the girl leaves to make a coffee/stash the cash - I start getting undressed

Has anyone experienced what I call "clamping" - where the girl uses kegal/pelvic floor exercises to make the guy cum quicker?

Remember always switch positions and delay orgasm - you get your money's worth and if they complain your taking ages; write a bad feedback report

sheesh, I dont want to book 30 mins and cum in 5 mins, the enjoyment is in the high I get from fucking,licking, etc, to cum real quick means a less intense orgasm , so its good to hold till you have to cum near the end of the time paid. I always try to book a 15 min quickie to start when seeing someone new and if she is fun, Ill then go for 30 mins and 60 min sessions regularly.
 I may now have to think twice since according to the saafe blog, Im a twat for wanting to fuck for the time I payed for, lol, sorry.   :P
« Last Edit: May 02, 2012, 02:13:26 PM by pleasureplease »

Offline James999

The thing these prossies should ask themselves is if the guy is banging away for an hour incessantly maybe they don't fancy her or she is a crap shag. Given the evidence on Saafe I think the guys would be better off having a wank.

I think calling a guy a twat because he doesn't suffer from PE is a bit harsh. If I couldn't make a girl cum I wouldn't say "let me see those pissflaps twitch you whorebag" - that would be childish.

I think most punters know the tricks
- I refuse a crap massage unless it's a good body-to-body
- I refuse hand relief (the girl should use her mouth) - I can get HR for nowt
- If the girl leaves to make a coffee/stash the cash - I start getting undressed

Has anyone experienced what I call "clamping" - where the girl uses kegal/pelvic floor exercises to make the guy cum quicker?

Remember always switch positions and delay orgasm - you get your money's worth and if they complain your taking ages; write a bad feedback report

 :D Post of the week  :lol:

Offline brooksey

Although I think one or two of the saafe posters were being a bit tongue in cheek, there seems to be a huge amount of ignorance and resentment.
Why should someone not want to cum twice when offered the chance ? Well some just can't. It's a bloke thing! If I pay someone for an hour I don't expect to be made to ejaculate after 20 mins, because afterwards I'm in a completely different mood, and would struggle to fill the next 40 mins with idle banter and "frolics".
But of course that's not what they really want. They just want you to cum, get dressed and bugger off.

Offline kundalini

I find that reading Saafe typically puts me of paying for sex for a couple of months. The contempt for clients is breath-taking. And the near total lack of interest in sex is another striking feature.

By the way, of course I expect to do sex for the full time. Given the prices charged, I'm hardly going to want to spend time chatting.

Offline AnthG

I find that reading Saafe typically puts me of paying for sex for a couple of months. The contempt for clients is breath-taking. And the near total lack of interest in sex is another striking feature.

I remember my first reading of Saafe which was before I even saw my first escort and had found this forum it scared the absolute bejeesers out of me.

Its the warnings section that did it. They would say this guy phoned me up here is his name, address, email, telephone number and exactly what he did and said for the most trivial and minor of things. (usually booking and then not turning up after the booking was made).

The mods do remove all that saying 'please read the warning posting rules' but its so slow (usually days after they remove that sensitive info) and once it hits a google spider it takes 4 months for google to remove entries from its cache so someone google searching for those details will get hit with that topic on saafe long after the mod removed it from saafe.

Offline James999

I find that reading Saafe typically puts me of paying for sex for a couple of months. The contempt for clients is breath-taking. And the near total lack of interest in sex is another striking feature.

It should put you off having sex with those posters for LIfe, as has been aid earlier, FIT YOUNG pro$$ies rarely post on the forums and certainly don't have the negative attitudes shown up by the bitter old hags on Saafe, obviously vaginal dryness makes them very bitter  :sarcastic:

The bit in the first post about blacklisting someone for banging away being "hard work" made me smile(grimace!). "Earning" probably £150 for lying on a bed for an hour, that's really hard work isn't it. Some of these tarts really don't know how good they have it, in all business dealings you have to take good and bad.

This topic made me laugh as I too read thru the Saafe forum and came across that load of BS. I'm sure one pro$$ie chimed in about not liking RO!!! Fuck me rigid, that's like a bus driver saying he don't like doing left turns. I doubt the cow puts it on her profile?  :wackogirl:

I also read another topic about a pro$$ie doing her first 'fuck & food' booking and got told by one hag called Ellie_e to always use a restaurant away from the hotel as this basically wastes the punters time commuting back and forth. WTF is that all about???
 
Croque of shit > http://www.saafe.info/main/index.php?topic=9204.0

Those backstabbing hags on Saafe give the small minority of decent pro$$ies, who are too busy to chat shit all day, a bad name.

Is there some kind of database here on UKPunting with all their AW profiles listed, as I'd seriously hate to hand over my hard earned cash to any of those washed-up, ball breaking gold diggers?   :hi:

Offline Daffodil

This topic made me laugh as I too read thru the Saafe forum and came across that load of BS. I'm sure one pro$$ie chimed in about not liking RO!!! Fuck me rigid, that's like a bus driver saying he don't like doing left turns. I doubt the cow puts it on her profile?  :wackogirl:

I also read another topic about a pro$$ie doing her first 'fuck & food' booking and got told by one hag called Ellie_e to always use a restaurant away from the hotel as this basically wastes the punters time commuting back and forth. WTF is that all about???
 
Croque of shit > http://www.saafe.info/main/index.php?topic=9204.0

Those backstabbing hags on Saafe give the small minority of decent pro$$ies, who are too busy to chat shit all day, a bad name.

Is there some kind of database here on UKPunting with all their AW profiles listed, as I'd seriously hate to hand over my hard earned cash to any of those washed-up, ball breaking gold diggers?   :hi:

I like the final idea. Any washed up prossie posting bullshit advice on Saafe that adversely affects the punter gets her AW profile linked on here. Might discourage their blatant anti-punter shit.

I also enjoyed the bus driver analogy  :drinks:

Offline James999

Sounds like a plan, put them straight into the bad providers section with a cut and paste of their Post on Saafe  :hi:

Offline Melb

Is there some kind of database here on UKPunting with all their AW profiles listed, as I'd seriously hate to hand over my hard earned cash to any of those washed-up, ball breaking gold diggers?   :hi:

Good idea, I support it  :drinks:

Offline Daffodil

Reading bangers_and_gash's thread link should we also gave a blacklist for punters so we know not to take their recommendations too seriously? 2 hours of reverse oral?! Wtf?

Offline James999

He was probably licking her waiting for her to get wet  :angry:After Two hours and a cunt as dry as the gobi desert he must have realised she was past it and vaginal dryness had well and truely set in  :hi:

Offline Daffodil

He was probably licking her waiting for her to get wet  :angry:After Two hours and a cunt as dry as the gobi desert he must have realised she was past it and vaginal dryness had well and truely set in  :hi:

 :lol:

Offline Melb

maybe he found another punter up there and was having a chat?

He was probably licking her waiting for her to get wet  :angry:After Two hours and a cunt as dry as the gobi desert he must have realised she was past it and vaginal dryness had well and truely set in  :hi:

That's my favourite comment of the day  :sarcastic:

Offline hammer8

I love this post.

''One word for these guys... Selfish. Mean spirited. Self absorbed. Mean. Deluded. Sell their granny for a quid 'types'.''

Followed by

''If they could only just pause for a second or two to listen to the lovely vibes we emanate for their benefit, they wouldn't be on the list of 'hard to do's'''  :wackogirl:


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