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Hawkwind71

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I saw Lara at the beginning of 2014, right at the start of my punting career and I was looking for safe hands. I had not even discovered AW and used her website. So apologies from the start to anyone looking for a raw up to date review. On the other hand I don't think she has any reviews so far on UKP so I can at least give some guidance as to what to expect. Plus there does seem to be some interest so for better or worse, here goes.

I saw her in Leominster before she moved to Stourbridge. So no point describing the location. Price was 300 for 2 hrs which is expensive but I make no excuses. Lara is very intelligent college educated and does not suffer fools. Your first contact must not only be good English but unambiguous and no inuendos.

I was greeted at the door by a tall, slim lady dressed as I had asked, we spent half hour talking on several topics as she assesses your needs. At some point she will ask you what you expect to get out of this meeting so have your response ready.

Lara's body is a delight, creamy coloured immaculate skin, pert boobs that fit perfectly in the cup of your hand, Lara loves them sucked and taken into your mouth not just playing with the nipple, the whole breast. The rest of the body is tight and flawless and I have never seen a more immaculately formed arse in my life. That perfect shape without being too big or small. I didn't get to do reverse oral because I was still in that naive mindset of a newbie but it felt good to the hand and after a good session of OW Lara sat on my cock. Now this is where she got into her  stride, Lara is old school and likes to be hammered. I must have fucked her every way for the whole of the last hour and came in missionary. I was completely shagged out at the end. Lara had to hold her legs together.

Pros : Great shag, lovely body, put many 20 year olds to shame.

Cons : Expensive, OW,

Would I see again : Save up and maybe one day.


Hawkwind71

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A few things I forgot.

Lara has a great sense of humour, giggles a lot, lovely natural red hair but she does use a rinse to maintain colour.

She allows light French kissing and she is fully engaged the whole meeting.

Enjoy if you can.... :hi:

Offline Boundless

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I saw Lara at the beginning of 2014, right at the start of my punting career and I was looking for safe hands. I had not even discovered AW and used her website. So apologies from the start to anyone looking for a raw up to date review. On the other hand I don't think she has any reviews so far on UKP so I can at least give some guidance as to what to expect. Plus there does seem to be some interest so for better or worse, here goes.

I saw her in Leominster before she moved to Stourbridge. So no point describing the location. Price was 300 for 2 hrs which is expensive but I make no excuses. Lara is very intelligent college educated and does not suffer fools. Your first contact must not only be good English but unambiguous and no inuendos.

I was greeted at the door by a tall, slim lady dressed as I had asked, we spent half hour talking on several topics as she assesses your needs. At some point she will ask you what you expect to get out of this meeting so have your response ready.

Lara's body is a delight, creamy coloured immaculate skin, pert boobs that fit perfectly in the cup of your hand, Lara loves them sucked and taken into your mouth not just playing with the nipple, the whole breast. The rest of the body is tight and flawless and I have never seen a more immaculately formed arse in my life. That perfect shape without being too big or small. I didn't get to do reverse oral because I was still in that naive mindset of a newbie but it felt good to the hand and after a good session of OW Lara sat on my cock. Now this is where she got into her  stride, Lara is old school and likes to be hammered. I must have fucked her every way for the whole of the last hour and came in missionary. I was completely shagged out at the end. Lara had to hold her legs together.

Pros : Great shag, lovely body, put many 20 year olds to shame.

Cons : Expensive, OW,

Would I see again : Save up and maybe one day.

Cheers HW, great review mate and I'm a bit jealous (in a non EAS way!),she looks good from the pics.

She's been in my possibles HL for a couple of years now, I couldn't run to £300 though and 2 hours is far too long for me nowadays. I'm a one pop guy so I'd have to spend an hour chatting which at 150 per hour is an expensive way to pass the time! Does she ever consider an hours booking would you know, is it worth dropping her an e-mail?

broksonic

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Thank you for the good review. I am now seriously thinking of seeing Lara now but will have to give it serious thought as 2 hours is a long time for me and price is steep

Offline azrael


Great review as always HW, in totally jealous as she looks really hot. Shame though she doesnt do hourly bookings but i guess it keeps away potential timewaster. In this case i would have to agree with sam about 2hrs being to long  :hi:

I couldn't run to £300 though and 2 hours is far too long for me nowadays. I'm a one pop guy so I'd have to spend an hour chatting which at 150 per hour is an expensive way to pass the time!

Hawkwind71

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Cheers HW, great review mate and I'm a bit jealous (in a non EAS way!),she looks good from the pics.

She's been in my possibles HL for a couple of years now, I couldn't run to £300 though and 2 hours is far too long for me nowadays. I'm a one pop guy so I'd have to spend an hour chatting which at 150 per hour is an expensive way to pass the time! Does she ever consider an hours booking would you know, is it worth dropping her an e-mail?

I'll be totally honest with you, I think she insists on 2 hrs so that she doesn't get the pop and go boys. She is not interested in the quick shag, it's just not her style. I also am a one pop guy although there are a few who have gotten a second pop out of me  ;).

With Lara you have to decide how badly you want to shag her. Read her website and maybe just see it as a one time opportunity. She is a friggin classy lady and really can talk about anything. I probably won't see her again for the same reasons as you have stated. But I am very glad I wasted 150 once.

Hawkwind71

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Great review as always HW, in totally jealous as she looks really hot. Shame though she doesnt do hourly bookings but i guess it keeps away potential timewaster. In this case i would have to agree with sam about 2hrs being to long  :hi:

Pop and go boys more than timewasters. Her approach through emails gets rid of timewasters. And if you do email her, read it through before pressing the send button. She tore me to shreds on one ambiguity and I had to grovel and make her laugh before she agreed to see me.

Offline Boundless

Pop and go boys more than timewasters. Her approach through emails gets rid of timewasters. And if you do email her, read it through before pressing the send button. She tore me to shreds on one ambiguity and I had to grovel and make her laugh before she agreed to see me.

Hmmm, you're not selling her to me there HW.  :(

I'm grammar school educated and it does grate with me when I see how some people butcher the English language but I would never ever try to make someone feel inferior or apologise for how they speak or write. Totally bad form in my book.

First rule of business, be nice to your potential customers, politeness costs nothing.

Obviously she gets sufficient business by setting those parameters. I'm sure she's a lovely woman and a good shag, but for me, I'm out!!




Hawkwind71

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Hmmm, you're not selling her to me there HW.  :(

I'm grammar school educated and it does grate with me when I see how some people butcher the English language but I would never ever try to make someone feel inferior or apologise for how they speak or write. Totally bad form in my book.

First rule of business, be nice to your potential customers, politeness costs nothing.

Obviously she gets sufficient business by setting those parameters. I'm sure she's a lovely woman and a good shag, but for me, I'm out!!

All stuff you need to know so you can make a sound punter judgement. I have no EAS with Lara and appreciate your stance.  :thumbsup:

Offline nomeansno

Hmmm, you're not selling her to me there HW.  :(

I'm grammar school educated and it does grate with me when I see how some people butcher the English language but I would never ever try to make someone feel inferior or apologise for how they speak or write. Totally bad form in my book.

First rule of business, be nice to your potential customers, politeness costs nothing.

Obviously she gets sufficient business by setting those parameters. I'm sure she's a lovely woman and a good shag, but for me, I'm out!!

I agree, this review would totally put me off seeing her. Tearing people apart for bad grammar, spending half an hour assessing your needs, sounds like an absolute nightmare !!

Offline Boundless

I agree, this review would totally put me off seeing her. Tearing people apart for bad grammar, spending half an hour assessing your needs, sounds like an absolute nightmare !!

The truth of the matter is she isn't interviewing you for a job.

She's sucking your (covered) cock for money.

broksonic

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Hmmm, you're not selling her to me there HW.  :(

I'm grammar school educated and it does grate with me when I see how some people butcher the English language but I would never ever try to make someone feel inferior or apologise for how they speak or write. Totally bad form in my book.

First rule of business, be nice to your potential customers, politeness costs nothing.

Obviously she gets sufficient business by setting those parameters. I'm sure she's a lovely woman and a good shag, but for me, I'm out!!

She's a no for me now too as she would probably not like the way I speak. I am from Dudley and have a black country accent

willbred

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Hmmm, you're not selling her to me there HW.  :(

I'm grammar school educated and it does grate with me when I see how some people butcher the English language but I would never ever try to make someone feel inferior or apologise for how they speak or write. Totally bad form in my book.

First rule of business, be nice to your potential customers, politeness costs nothing.

Obviously she gets sufficient business by setting those parameters. I'm sure she's a lovely woman and a good shag, but for me, I'm out!!

+1. I get good manners, no txt slang, ability to hold a convo, but I am not gonna start  tendering for the business...the girl is the one looking for the dough FFS. Problem sometimes is the more intelligent and / or "classy" the girl is, or thinks she is, the basics go out of the window and pseudo criteria make their way in.

Hawkwind71

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+1. I get good manners, no txt slang, ability to hold a convo, but I am not gonna start  tendering for the business...the girl is the one looking for the dough FFS. Problem sometimes is the more intelligent and / or "classy" the girl is, or thinks she is, the basics go out of the window and pseudo criteria make their way in.

True, I often find perceived class does not translate into a spectacular punt.  :hi:

Which is why for the longest time I preferred not to review her. However I have seen interest on here and if some decided to TOFTT without a review to reflect on then that is why I have presented the facts. I do not excuse her merely lay it on the ahem 'table'

Lara is what she is and you pays your money, you takes your choice.   :timeout:

Offline Boundless

True, I often find perceived class does not translate into a spectacular punt.  :hi:

Which is why for the longest time I preferred not to review her. However I have seen interest on here and if some decided to TOFTT without a review to reflect on then that is why I have presented the facts. I do not excuse her merely lay it on the ahem 'table'

Lara is what she is and you pays your money, you takes your choice.   :timeout:

We appreciate the review HW, I'm certainly not going to shoot the messenger!

Hawkwind71

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We appreciate the review HW, I'm certainly not going to shoot the messenger!

+1   On to the next one, lots of fun.  :hi:

Offline Boundless

+1   On to the next one, lots of fun.  :hi:

Cheers HW, I'm liking the reviews!

I don't think I could remember back to many of my punts unless they were truly memorable, they all tend to merge into one!

broksonic

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There is no way that I'll be able to see her as she asks for your real name and landline number for in calls . I'm not a time waster or a bad client by any means but not happy to give out my real name or landline number.
It's such a shame as there are not many classy ladies around the West Midlands

Offline Boundless

There is no way that I'll be able to see her as she asks for your real name and landline number for in calls . I'm not a time waster or a bad client by any means but not happy to give out my real name or landline number.
It's such a shame as there are not many classy ladies around the West Midlands

What????
Just looked at he website and seen that she does indeed require a recent utility bill etc!!!!
I can't believe that there are any blokes that have done that, if they have then in my opinion they need their bumps felt!!

Hawkwind mate, did you produce your passport, driving licence or your gas bill??

Offline Juankerr

I saw Lara at the beginning of 2014
You must have a great memory Hawk!!

Hawkwind71

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What????
Just looked at he website and seen that she does indeed require a recent utility bill etc!!!!
I can't believe that there are any blokes that have done that, if they have then in my opinion they need their bumps felt!!

Hawkwind mate, did you produce your passport, driving licence or your gas bill??

Dear me. OK two months earlier I didn't even know what an escort was. I was as green as a Brussels sprout. No AW, no UKP, no brotherhood support to tell me what is right and what is wrong. So I gave her the BT bill.. In my naivity I saw nothing wrong.

So what do I do now, deny it or just leave it as a warning to others.  :scare:

Hawkwind71

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You must have a great memory Hawk!!

Pretty good I suppose, I dont make notes but have kept names, dates, photos cos they do start to merge together as there are so many  :wacko: :scare: Etched on my brain.

Don't forget, for a guy who discovered this late in life, who lived a monogomous life. Its pretty fucking awesome  :yahoo:
« Last Edit: October 02, 2015, 06:37:26 pm by Hawkwind71 »

willbred

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She's a no for me now too as she would probably not like the way I speak. I am from Dudley and have a black country accent
Yo may spake black country me mon, but yower money's as good as ony mon's. Doe yo ever forget it.

willbred

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There is no way that I'll be able to see her as she asks for your real name and landline number for in calls . I'm not a time waster or a bad client by any means but not happy to give out my real name or landline number.
It's such a shame as there are not many classy ladies around the West Midlands

I'm ex - directory and won't even give my landline number to the paperboy, let alone some hooker, however classy she may be.

Hawkwind71

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I'm ex - directory and won't even give my landline number to the paperboy, let alone some hooker, however classy she may be.

I've always been very open. I used to throw unshredded bank statements in the recycling before online banking. Never had a problem including with Lara. Probably foolish, probably lucky, certainly a lot more careful now but still get caught out. Nature of the beast, difficult to change a lifetime's habit.

Offline Kerosene

Seems like you've got to put in a lot of legwork. Quite frankly I'm not sure it's worth the effort - there are still enough well-reviewed WGs about who don't set a £300 minimum payment level.

Hawkwind71

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Seems like you've got to put in a lot of legwork. Quite frankly I'm not sure it's worth the effort - there are still enough well-reviewed WGs about who don't set a £300 minimum payment level.

Agreed. But she gets enuf business so I guess her mantra is 'whatever works'.

Offline Boundless

Dear me. OK two months earlier I didn't even know what an escort was. I was as green as a Brussels sprout. No AW, no UKP, no brotherhood support to tell me what is right and what is wrong. So I gave her the BT bill.. In my naivity I saw nothing wrong.

So what do I do now, deny it or just leave it as a warning to others.  :scare:

I'm certainly not going to criticise you for it mate.

She seems pretty pukka to be fair but I think what would freak me out about it is that now there is someone who knows your real name and that you punt. In theory they have the power to bring your world crashing down around you and that is a power that I wouldn't want to give to anyone.
As you say, there was no-one to warn you of the possible danger.

By the way, perhaps she should give you her real name in exchange, although if you know her address by visiting her then finding her name would be a piece of piss.

Offline Kerosene

So she's happy and I'm happy.

I shall get on with my life.

vw

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Agreed. But she gets enuf business so I guess her mantra is 'whatever works'.
Bet you won't pass her spelling test with words like this if you ever go back.  :scare: :scare: :scare:

JIMI1234

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I agree, this review would totally put me off seeing her. Tearing people apart for bad grammar, spending half an hour assessing your needs, sounds like an absolute nightmare !!

Absolutely agree 'Nomeansno'... She sounds like a right snob to be honest; the type who thinks she is above her customers and that she is doing THEM a favour.
I find class snobbery is much worse in women than men to be honest. Never been able to figure out exactly why; but it's maybe's cos guys have mates who will tell them to stop being a prick (a general observation, obviously).
No way I'm gonna see her now; though before this thread expanded I was considering a 2 hour, two pop visit.
If i do change my mind I might have to interview her cos I have  a better education and more £dough than her ... so she may be too thick and poor, for me....

I might have a think... but NO WAY is she getting my real name and phone number that's for sure.

broksonic

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Agreed. But she gets enuf business so I guess her mantra is 'whatever works'.

Maybe those don't bother about their personal identity in the hands of a stranger .

Hawkwind71

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Bet you won't pass her spelling test with words like this if you ever go back.  :scare: :scare: :scare:

My days of 300 punts are truly over. No wait, there's that chick in Leeds, and the one in Kent, and that one with udders like melons in Ipswich. And what about half of flippin Scotland, why do they hold sway on all the 150ph mammaries. Poor Lara, if she only knew the tsunami she has caused.

Gentlemen the prosecution rests....... :yahoo:

Hawkwind71

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I'm certainly not going to criticise you for it mate.

She seems pretty pukka to be fair but I think what would freak me out about it is that now there is someone who knows your real name and that you punt. In theory they have the power to bring your world crashing down around you and that is a power that I wouldn't want to give to anyone.
As you say, there was no-one to warn you of the possible danger.

By the way, perhaps she should give you her real name in exchange, although if you know her address by visiting her then finding her name would be a piece of piss.

Not sure where she is in Stourbridge but the cottage in Leominster is dirt easy to find plus previous owners so yeah no problem there.  Cheers sam  :hi:

Offline The Hound

...I think Laura comes across in her profile as having an 'exaggerated sense of her own importance' - its up to her how she screens etc but no way on God's earth would I send her a recent utility bill ffs...she isn't interviewing for M15 or Mossad she's a pro$$ie for ffs and for all that no OWO - forget hot list she's on my no way list.

JIMI1234

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I was just about to book her; really fancied a go at a red-head (anybody know of any nice redheaded WGs?) but having read through Lara's verification process I've decided it against it...

i understand she feels this is what she needs to do for her own security; but it doesn't give me any security and leaves me exposed.

Shame, fancied a bit time with her.... but, as they say on Dragon's Den... I'm Out!!!

Offline Placebo88

Firstly , another excellent review ( and follow up posts ) of a previously unknown quantity UKP wise.

Lara has been on my radar for some time but the minimum £300 2 hour booking was always too extravagant for me.

She was a member of UKP a few years ago and from her posts she does not sound as though she would be particularly offended by bad language - she does not write as though she is too affected by airs and graces. Looks wise she is incredibly classy , very elegant with a superb body for a lady of her age - seriously posh totty !

When I read the post about the provision of personal information prior to a booking I thought that the poster must have been getting outcalls and incalls confused - for outcalls to a private residence it would be completely acceptable and expected.I could not find it on AW but her personal website does clearly state this is required for incalls - I have not heard anything like it before - there is no way I would agree to that , I usually don't even use my real christian name when punting !

Most independent escorts have some kind of screening process ; a mixture of common sense and gut instincts and many have security plans in place just in case the need arises , but nothing that will impinge on decent clients' discretion and anonymity.
   In bookings I am always very well behaved and polite and do not believe I have ever done anything to upset an escort in any way - even so , knowing that she had this information on me which could potentially be used for harm would ruin the atmosphere as I would feel compromised and inhibited ; the opposite of what you want - furthermore if anything was not to my liking with the booking I would be reluctant to criticize her and no negative UKP review would follow for fear of repercussions.
  Even after the booking I would not feel secure as she would still have the information at her disposal and I do not know her to trust her with it.As a severe analogy it could be correlated to unprotected sex in that you would have a lingering sense of dread afterwards but would not even have the option of a GUM clinic visit to get a verdict ; there would always be some doubt.

The discretion involved and sense of freedom are two of the key elements of punting and why we are prepared to pay escorts so well .

The scenario I outlined is all hypothetical.Lara has been working a long time and there are no reports whatsoever of any indiscretions on her part but for my own peace of mind I would not even see her for free because of this - not worth the worry.Best left for those who are completely trusting ( unlike Lara herself ) or would be OK with the consequences in the very unlikely event that they transpired !

I have looked up the word succinct ; my next step is to attempt to apply it !

broksonic

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I've never had an escort asking me for any personal details when they've come to my house. I can understand it would be for their security if they did

Offline smiths

+1. I get good manners, no txt slang, ability to hold a convo, but I am not gonna start  tendering for the business...the girl is the one looking for the dough FFS. Problem sometimes is the more intelligent and / or "classy" the girl is, or thinks she is, the basics go out of the window and pseudo criteria make their way in.

Indeed, these type of WGs always make me laugh as though they are doing me a favour by accepting my booking, that's EXACTLY the bad attitude I don't want off a WG.

Lara Brooks used to post on another forum I was a member of for years and came across as intelligent, she used to market herself as a WG offering an experience not just a punt and fair enough that's what some punters want, but with that usually comes quite a high cost, not for me even if she were local to me.

Offline smiths

What????
Just looked at he website and seen that she does indeed require a recent utility bill etc!!!!
I can't believe that there are any blokes that have done that, if they have then in my opinion they need their bumps felt!!

Hawkwind mate, did you produce your passport, driving licence or your gas bill??

A utility bill, fuck me I have heard it all now. :thumbsdown:

broksonic

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A utility bill, fuck me I have heard it all now. :thumbsdown:

She will probably be asking for a clients birth certificate next

Wonder how she would feel about giving a client her real name ?

JIMI1234

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She will probably be asking for a clients birth certificate next

Wonder how she would feel about giving a client her real name ?

Hey Broksonic... actually that's a pretty good idea.
When making a booking Lara could exchange her name/utility bill/whatever with the punter then this would mean they'd both have a hold over each other.
?? Just a thought
« Last Edit: October 03, 2015, 04:46:20 pm by JIMI1234 »

Offline smiths

She will probably be asking for a clients birth certificate next

Wonder how she would feel about giving a client her real name ?

Or require a CRB check to be done and bring the paperwork with you for her to check. :thumbsdown:

Offline smiths

Hey Smith's... actually that's a pretty good idea.
When making a booking Lara could exchange her name/utility bill/whatever with the punter then this would mean they'd both have a hold over each other.
?? Just a thought

 I still wouldn't give any WG my utility bill and I don't actually want to know a WGs real name etc, I just want to punt with them and leave with no hassle.

JIMI1234

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I still wouldn't give any WG my utility bill and I don't actually want to know a WGs real name etc, I just want to punt with them and leave with no hassle.

Me too... was just trying to find a way to fuck this bird while not being fully exposed...  but have just realised that she may not have anything to rein her in / no-one who cares if she works as a WG; and hence nowt to lose...while I have plenty to lose.

vw

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Me too... was just trying to find a way to fuck this bird while not being fully exposed...  but have just realised that she may not have anything to rein her in / no-one who cares if she works as a WG; and hence nowt to lose...while I have plenty to lose.
go through the bins in another street, not everyone shreds .

charlie sheen

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Asking for personal details like a utility bill or ID is not a "verification process" it's a shakedown.  Unless she is travelling to your hotel, why does she want to know your actual name and address?

By asking for those details she  is basically saying "Watch what you say about me, I know who you are"  Of course they always try and claim that it's for safety or that she is "selective" about who she sees or some such bollocks. Some sad punters even get an ego trip out of the idea that they got through the verification process or were selected.

If a pro$$ie asks for ID or a utility bill you should ask for her real name and see how she responds.  These hypocrites seem to want you to bring your money and a piece rope to hang you by.


JIMI1234

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Asking for personal details like a utility bill or ID is not a "verification process" it's a shakedown.  Unless she is travelling to your hotel, why does she want to know your actual name and address?

By asking for those details she  is basically saying "Watch what you say about me, I know who you are"  Of course they always try and claim that it's for safety or that she is "selective" about who she sees or some such bollocks. Some sad punters even get an ego trip out of the idea that they got through the verification process or were selected.

If a pro$$ie asks for ID or a utility bill you should ask for her real name and see how she responds.  These hypocrites seem to want you to bring your money and a piece rope to hang you by.


Well said

broksonic

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By asking for those details she  is basically saying "Watch what you say about me, I know who you are" 

Also she could possibly try and blackmail if she was not happy if she got negative feedback

JIMI1234

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Also she could possibly try and blackmail if she was not happy if she got negative feedback

Yeah, even the guys who have seen her and nothing untoward has happened cannot GUARANTEE that in 3/6/12months, she doesn't have a meltdown and do some sort of expose'

No; the more I read, the more i realise that I simply can't afford to take a punt