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Author Topic: Lara Brooks - Stourbridge  (Read 7595 times)


1 review(s) for Lara Brooks (1 positive, 0 neutral, 0 negative) [Indexed by Admin]


Offline Kerosene

Seems like you've got to put in a lot of legwork. Quite frankly I'm not sure it's worth the effort - there are still enough well-reviewed WGs about who don't set a £300 minimum payment level.

Hawkwind71

Seems like you've got to put in a lot of legwork. Quite frankly I'm not sure it's worth the effort - there are still enough well-reviewed WGs about who don't set a £300 minimum payment level.

Agreed. But she gets enuf business so I guess her mantra is 'whatever works'.

Offline sam55

Dear me. OK two months earlier I didn't even know what an escort was. I was as green as a Brussels sprout. No AW, no UKP, no brotherhood support to tell me what is right and what is wrong. So I gave her the BT bill.. In my naivity I saw nothing wrong.

So what do I do now, deny it or just leave it as a warning to others.  :scare:

I'm certainly not going to criticise you for it mate.

She seems pretty pukka to be fair but I think what would freak me out about it is that now there is someone who knows your real name and that you punt. In theory they have the power to bring your world crashing down around you and that is a power that I wouldn't want to give to anyone.
As you say, there was no-one to warn you of the possible danger.

By the way, perhaps she should give you her real name in exchange, although if you know her address by visiting her then finding her name would be a piece of piss.

Offline Kerosene

So she's happy and I'm happy.

I shall get on with my life.

Agreed. But she gets enuf business so I guess her mantra is 'whatever works'.
Bet you won't pass her spelling test with words like this if you ever go back.  :scare: :scare: :scare:

Offline JIMI1234

I agree, this review would totally put me off seeing her. Tearing people apart for bad grammar, spending half an hour assessing your needs, sounds like an absolute nightmare !!

Absolutely agree 'Nomeansno'... She sounds like a right snob to be honest; the type who thinks she is above her customers and that she is doing THEM a favour.
I find class snobbery is much worse in women than men to be honest. Never been able to figure out exactly why; but it's maybe's cos guys have mates who will tell them to stop being a prick (a general observation, obviously).
No way I'm gonna see her now; though before this thread expanded I was considering a 2 hour, two pop visit.
If i do change my mind I might have to interview her cos I have  a better education and more £dough than her ... so she may be too thick and poor, for me....

I might have a think... but NO WAY is she getting my real name and phone number that's for sure.
Banning reason: Undesirable fluffy

Offline broksonic

Agreed. But she gets enuf business so I guess her mantra is 'whatever works'.

Maybe those don't bother about their personal identity in the hands of a stranger .
Banning reason: White-knight leaver

Hawkwind71

Bet you won't pass her spelling test with words like this if you ever go back.  :scare: :scare: :scare:

My days of 300 punts are truly over. No wait, there's that chick in Leeds, and the one in Kent, and that one with udders like melons in Ipswich. And what about half of flippin Scotland, why do they hold sway on all the 150ph mammaries. Poor Lara, if she only knew the tsunami she has caused.

Gentlemen the prosecution rests....... :yahoo:

Hawkwind71

I'm certainly not going to criticise you for it mate.

She seems pretty pukka to be fair but I think what would freak me out about it is that now there is someone who knows your real name and that you punt. In theory they have the power to bring your world crashing down around you and that is a power that I wouldn't want to give to anyone.
As you say, there was no-one to warn you of the possible danger.

By the way, perhaps she should give you her real name in exchange, although if you know her address by visiting her then finding her name would be a piece of piss.

Not sure where she is in Stourbridge but the cottage in Leominster is dirt easy to find plus previous owners so yeah no problem there.  Cheers sam  :hi:

Offline The Hound

...I think Laura comes across in her profile as having an 'exaggerated sense of her own importance' - its up to her how she screens etc but no way on God's earth would I send her a recent utility bill ffs...she isn't interviewing for M15 or Mossad she's a pro$$ie for ffs and for all that no OWO - forget hot list she's on my no way list.

Offline JIMI1234

I was just about to book her; really fancied a go at a red-head (anybody know of any nice redheaded WGs?) but having read through Lara's verification process I've decided it against it...

i understand she feels this is what she needs to do for her own security; but it doesn't give me any security and leaves me exposed.

Shame, fancied a bit time with her.... but, as they say on Dragon's Den... I'm Out!!!
Banning reason: Undesirable fluffy

Offline Placebo88

Firstly , another excellent review ( and follow up posts ) of a previously unknown quantity UKP wise.

Lara has been on my radar for some time but the minimum £300 2 hour booking was always too extravagant for me.

She was a member of UKP a few years ago and from her posts she does not sound as though she would be particularly offended by bad language - she does not write as though she is too affected by airs and graces. Looks wise she is incredibly classy , very elegant with a superb body for a lady of her age - seriously posh totty !

When I read the post about the provision of personal information prior to a booking I thought that the poster must have been getting outcalls and incalls confused - for outcalls to a private residence it would be completely acceptable and expected.I could not find it on AW but her personal website does clearly state this is required for incalls - I have not heard anything like it before - there is no way I would agree to that , I usually don't even use my real christian name when punting !

Most independent escorts have some kind of screening process ; a mixture of common sense and gut instincts and many have security plans in place just in case the need arises , but nothing that will impinge on decent clients' discretion and anonymity.
   In bookings I am always very well behaved and polite and do not believe I have ever done anything to upset an escort in any way - even so , knowing that she had this information on me which could potentially be used for harm would ruin the atmosphere as I would feel compromised and inhibited ; the opposite of what you want - furthermore if anything was not to my liking with the booking I would be reluctant to criticize her and no negative UKP review would follow for fear of repercussions.
  Even after the booking I would not feel secure as she would still have the information at her disposal and I do not know her to trust her with it.As a severe analogy it could be correlated to unprotected sex in that you would have a lingering sense of dread afterwards but would not even have the option of a GUM clinic visit to get a verdict ; there would always be some doubt.

The discretion involved and sense of freedom are two of the key elements of punting and why we are prepared to pay escorts so well .

The scenario I outlined is all hypothetical.Lara has been working a long time and there are no reports whatsoever of any indiscretions on her part but for my own peace of mind I would not even see her for free because of this - not worth the worry.Best left for those who are completely trusting ( unlike Lara herself ) or would be OK with the consequences in the very unlikely event that they transpired !

I have looked up the word succinct ; my next step is to attempt to apply it !

Offline broksonic

I've never had an escort asking me for any personal details when they've come to my house. I can understand it would be for their security if they did
Banning reason: White-knight leaver

Offline smiths

+1. I get good manners, no txt slang, ability to hold a convo, but I am not gonna start  tendering for the business...the girl is the one looking for the dough FFS. Problem sometimes is the more intelligent and / or "classy" the girl is, or thinks she is, the basics go out of the window and pseudo criteria make their way in.

Indeed, these type of WGs always make me laugh as though they are doing me a favour by accepting my booking, that's EXACTLY the bad attitude I don't want off a WG.

Lara Brooks used to post on another forum I was a member of for years and came across as intelligent, she used to market herself as a WG offering an experience not just a punt and fair enough that's what some punters want, but with that usually comes quite a high cost, not for me even if she were local to me.

Offline smiths

What????
Just looked at he website and seen that she does indeed require a recent utility bill etc!!!!
I can't believe that there are any blokes that have done that, if they have then in my opinion they need their bumps felt!!

Hawkwind mate, did you produce your passport, driving licence or your gas bill??

A utility bill, fuck me I have heard it all now. :thumbsdown:

Offline broksonic

A utility bill, fuck me I have heard it all now. :thumbsdown:

She will probably be asking for a clients birth certificate next

Wonder how she would feel about giving a client her real name ?
Banning reason: White-knight leaver

Offline JIMI1234

She will probably be asking for a clients birth certificate next

Wonder how she would feel about giving a client her real name ?

Hey Broksonic... actually that's a pretty good idea.
When making a booking Lara could exchange her name/utility bill/whatever with the punter then this would mean they'd both have a hold over each other.
?? Just a thought
« Last Edit: October 03, 2015, 04:46:20 PM by JIMI1234 »
Banning reason: Undesirable fluffy

Offline smiths

She will probably be asking for a clients birth certificate next

Wonder how she would feel about giving a client her real name ?

Or require a CRB check to be done and bring the paperwork with you for her to check. :thumbsdown:

Offline smiths

Hey Smith's... actually that's a pretty good idea.
When making a booking Lara could exchange her name/utility bill/whatever with the punter then this would mean they'd both have a hold over each other.
?? Just a thought

 I still wouldn't give any WG my utility bill and I don't actually want to know a WGs real name etc, I just want to punt with them and leave with no hassle.

Offline JIMI1234

I still wouldn't give any WG my utility bill and I don't actually want to know a WGs real name etc, I just want to punt with them and leave with no hassle.

Me too... was just trying to find a way to fuck this bird while not being fully exposed...  but have just realised that she may not have anything to rein her in / no-one who cares if she works as a WG; and hence nowt to lose...while I have plenty to lose.
Banning reason: Undesirable fluffy

Me too... was just trying to find a way to fuck this bird while not being fully exposed...  but have just realised that she may not have anything to rein her in / no-one who cares if she works as a WG; and hence nowt to lose...while I have plenty to lose.
go through the bins in another street, not everyone shreds .

Offline charlie sheen

Asking for personal details like a utility bill or ID is not a "verification process" it's a shakedown.  Unless she is travelling to your hotel, why does she want to know your actual name and address?

By asking for those details she  is basically saying "Watch what you say about me, I know who you are"  Of course they always try and claim that it's for safety or that she is "selective" about who she sees or some such bollocks. Some sad punters even get an ego trip out of the idea that they got through the verification process or were selected.

If a pro$$ie asks for ID or a utility bill you should ask for her real name and see how she responds.  These hypocrites seem to want you to bring your money and a piece rope to hang you by.

Banning reason: Accidentally logs into banned accounts (asianjay5inch, smallindianguy32)

Offline JIMI1234

Asking for personal details like a utility bill or ID is not a "verification process" it's a shakedown.  Unless she is travelling to your hotel, why does she want to know your actual name and address?

By asking for those details she  is basically saying "Watch what you say about me, I know who you are"  Of course they always try and claim that it's for safety or that she is "selective" about who she sees or some such bollocks. Some sad punters even get an ego trip out of the idea that they got through the verification process or were selected.

If a pro$$ie asks for ID or a utility bill you should ask for her real name and see how she responds.  These hypocrites seem to want you to bring your money and a piece rope to hang you by.


Well said
Banning reason: Undesirable fluffy

Offline broksonic


By asking for those details she  is basically saying "Watch what you say about me, I know who you are" 

Also she could possibly try and blackmail if she was not happy if she got negative feedback
Banning reason: White-knight leaver

Offline JIMI1234

Also she could possibly try and blackmail if she was not happy if she got negative feedback

Yeah, even the guys who have seen her and nothing untoward has happened cannot GUARANTEE that in 3/6/12months, she doesn't have a meltdown and do some sort of expose'

No; the more I read, the more i realise that I simply can't afford to take a punt
Banning reason: Undesirable fluffy




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