External Link/Members OnlyA very cheap,young and busty girl appeared in Croydon, so naturally I had to investigate. Location & comms were ok beforehand, it is the girl in the pics (Patricia, the chubby white one), and the room was decent. That's all the positives I have to say about this joke of a punt.
I confirmed by text beforehand that OWO & CIM were on offer, to which she says yes. But of course when I get there Patricia says oral with condom only in her broken English. I say that's no good and go to walk out the room, but she then changes her tune and says ok ok ok. In hindsight I should of still walked because its obvious its something she doesn't want to do and just didn't want money leaving the room.
We strip off, I lay on the bed and she then starts giving me a handjob. Predictably, she barely gives any OWO at all, just a lick here and there while looking at me awkwardly. She never stopped looking directly into my eyes the entire time with a blank expression while she was doing it, it was fucking freaky.
By some miracle I somehow managed to get hard and told her to get a condom, as I was now tired of this awkward bullshit. She gets up, and then suddenly starts coughing and spluttering into a tissue, and spends a good minute blowing her nose and clearing her throat. It was fucking disgusting and totally killed any sort of mood. She then turns around, looks at me, points at my cock and asks why "cock small" Are you for real? I don't have an Ebola fetish.
I wasn't going to go through the awkward handjob while she stares into my eyes like a possessed demon routine to get me hard again, so I just told her to give me a massage instead. She then gives me the laziest massage I've ever had. One handed while staring into space, completely avoiding any contact with my knob. She had all the enthusiasm of a beaten housewife dusting the kitchen floor. I turn over and tell her to give me a handjob, I lay back, close my eyes, and think of England. Finally I manage to blow my load and end this utter misery.
She's utterly inexperienced, barely speaks a word of English, has a filthy cough, hasn't got a clue what sexy is, how to be sexy, or how to do anything sexual, and lies about the services she offers. AVOID AVOID AVOID.
