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Author Topic: Fkk Artemis Trip (Berlin) 17th-18th September  (Read 4704 times)


Offline Simon S

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Offline Steve2

Beauty is in the eye of the beholder Simon

 :hi: :hi: :hi: :hi:

Offline Simon S

Beauty is in the eye of the beholder Simon

 :hi: :hi: :hi: :hi:
Very true mate, it was a great report and glad he enjoyed himself but I'd rather have a wank than pay for her.
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Offline Jerboa

The minger with the ridiculous breasts.

If Jenna doesn't do it for you then fair enough, we all have different tastes, It's her body to do what she wants with, but calling a hooker who hasn't pissed in your bier vile is a bit strong Simon.  :(

Offline Simon S

If Jenna doesn't do it for you then fair enough, we all have different tastes, It's her body to do what she wants with, but calling a hooker who hasn't pissed in your bier vile is a bit strong Simon.  :(
Sorry, what would be more appropriate ?
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Offline Jerboa

Sorry, what would be more appropriate ?

Oh I don't know, maybe good report but she's not my type. Not being fluffy here, but Jenna is professional and gives a good service, which I appreciate.  :hi:

Offline spkmstr48

Oh I don't know, maybe good report but she's not my type. Not being fluffy here, but Jenna is professional and gives a good service, which I appreciate.  :hi:

She's not my type either, but you never know, some of my best punts have been with "not my type" girls  :D

 :drinks: :diablo: :lol:
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Offline Simon S

Oh I don't know, maybe good report but she's not my type. Not being fluffy here, but Jenna is professional and gives a good service, which I appreciate.  :hi:
Great report but she is not my type, those tits are ridiculous.

Happy now ?
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Offline webpunter

Great report but she is not my type, those tits are ridiculous.
Happy now ?
Those tits aren't quite so ridiculous when they are oiled up with a stupendous tit-wank.  I've made some comments about Jenna on various Berlin / Artemis threads on here.  OP's comments are spot on.  After entry fee then you simply won't get better @ €120 hr.  A real life porn star.  She told me the name of the films she's been in.  Have this noted somewhere - but can't find.  Something with Dolls in the name.  Will deffo have to do a return visit sometime

Offline Jerboa

Great report but she is not my type, those tits are ridiculous.
Happy now ?

Yes I'm happy now, you could of just said that in the first place.

Those tits aren't quite so ridiculous when they are oiled up with a stupendous tit-wank.  I've made some comments about Jenna on various Berlin / Artemis threads on here.  OP's comments are spot on.  After entry fee then you simply won't get better @ €120 hr.  A real life porn star.  She told me the name of the films she's been in.  Have this noted somewhere - but can't find.  Something with Dolls in the name.  Will deffo have to do a return visit sometime

So true, I just returned back from Berlin, and her tit wanks are amazing lol.  :wacko:

Offline Peterpack

Hi guys,

I have a few Artemis questions.

A) is it always easy to get a taxi from Artemis?

B) what time of day is best to go where there is a decent selection of ladies but you don't have to queue for rooms?

C) The idea of some sexual activity in public places is enticing. I believe you can do stuff in the cinema. Anyone done this? How clean is the cinema?

Any one public places you can have sexual activity with girls?

Thanks

Offline Simon S

Yes I'm happy now, you could of just said that in the first place.

So true, I just returned back from Berlin, and her tit wanks are amazing lol.  :wacko:
You could've glued 2 footballs together and had the same effect for €110 less.
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Offline Jerboa

Hi guys,

I have a few Artemis questions.

A) is it always easy to get a taxi from Artemis?
Yes it's easy, the end of the night the carpark has a queue of taxis, during the day ask reception to call one. Or Westkreuz S-bahn is a 5 min walk so easy to get to.

B) what time of day is best to go where there is a decent selection of ladies but you don't have to queue for rooms?
I say as the same in most saunaclubs, early evening, as more girls come in, but not to busy, on a week night if there isn't a big convention on there might not be so many customers.

C) The idea of some sexual activity in public places is enticing. I believe you can do stuff in the cinema. Anyone done this? How clean is the cinema? You can do more than stuff, you can fuck, I was there Friday night, we had our own live sex show going, In theory the tradition of fkk is to be able to have sex anywhere, but most girls will either want a room, or the kino.



Offline Jerboa

Friday 2nd & Saturday 3rd Oct

I left Airport girls and waited for the S-bahn, you can get a train from the airport that runs onto the ring line, so is handy to get to Westkreuz and Artemis. I arrived and noticed the carpark was closed off, what's going on? It was the 10 year Artemis birthday party, I had no idea, the club would be busy tonight, got showered and to the lounge, tonight all the girls were wearing dresses, which made a change, not sure if I prefer them naked, at least then you can clock the bodywork before you go to a room. There were quite a few girls there already, I knew I needed to session soon, before the room got busy. I had a chat to Jenna, and said I'd see her latter, she told me come see her before 8pm, as she was booked up for the rest of the night, and she was, a guy was with her sitting in the lounge or going upstairs all night, that must of cost him a few €uros, Jenna would be good company, but not sure I'd want to spend all night with a girl, with the meter running at €2 per minute.  :D

Karolina half hour
Got talking to a hot looking German blonde called Karolina, early 20's tanned slim body, and a sexy accent, we headed up to the room, had a decent time, no kissing, but good OWO and a energetic shag, if you want to bang the sterotypical sexy German girl she's the one, says she work two weeks a month at the club.

By 7pm it was time for dinner, I walked into the dinning room, but couldn't work out where the food was, took a walk outside and down by the pool there was a big cooking tent, they had some nice grub, had some dessert too.

At 9pm it was announced that the firework show was to start outside in the car park, there were laser lights and a big sound system, looking good, the fireworks were impressive, the boss must of spent a few quid, I would of rather he had done a free bar though, €10 a bier ouch! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SyzcMAvhjSA

By now the club was very busy, difficult to move around, I did a lot of people watching, as there was a long wait for the rooms some girls I talked to like Jaime wouldn't go for only 30mins, the two kinos were busy with girls and punters shagging on the beds, I was perving at the live sex shows.

The rest of the night I didn't session again, chatted to a few girls, and I went down to the wellness area to get away from the crowded bar, parties are fun, but not particularly in a brothel, were it's so busy you have to wait for a room, the girls don't earn waiting around, and guys get frustrated, I could of done some sex kino action, as I'm no stranger to public shagging, but just wasn't that bothered. I left just before 5am, the club was winding down, got back to my hotel for a few hours kip. TBC


Excellent update jerboa, pleased to see simple Simon's attempts to derail another thread have failed  :hi:

Offline Jerboa

Saturday 3rd October

I arrived at the club at midday, took a seat at the bar and had a coffee, place was quiet, Two blonde German girls were trying to make a sale with me, but I wasn't interested, I just got a vibe they were sharky, bumped into Jenna at the bar, but she was with another punter, was a bit hungry so got some breakfast. Afterwards I returned to the bar, and got chatting to Kiki & Maya, Kiki was the Senegalese bird I sessioned with the other week, they were friendly and wanted me to take them both, I declined but they took it well, Kiki was a possible for later.

Jenna 1 hour
A hour or so later I spotted Jenna was back in the bar, best take her now before someone books her for all night. So without much chat of we went to the room, business as usual with her, top session.

Afterwards I took time out down in the wellness area, always a good place to relax, have a paddle or a sauna.

Ella half hour
At around 5pm more girls were arriving, I got talking to Ella a slim 30's blonde, who said she was Russian, but didn't have the accent, she had all the talk though and a fit body, so off to the room, Ella gave a amazing BJ, first with her on her knees on the floor, then on the bed, sex was good too, in numerous positions, but as I was shagging Ella in doggy she said our time is nearly up, oh really? With me still hanging out the back of her, I showed her the stopwatch on my watch, 22 minutes only, so she couldn't argue with that, and I kept shagging her, girls do try it on, as many amateur punters forget to check the time or have a watch, maybe because I don't cum in 5 minutes she wanted to cut, but apart from that she is not bad.

Back downstairs more people had arrived, and it wasn't long till dinner, so I waited on one of the lounge cushions at the bottom of the lounge, a few girls moving about, trying to make a sale, my excuse was I was waiting for dinner.

After some good food I took a seat in the lounge, and I spotted Jaime the blond barbie doll, last night she had said she wasn't working today, hmm she must of changed her mind, now a hooker wouldn't of lied to me just so I'd of taken her last night?  :rolleyes: Funny thing is I never spotted Jaime later on, she must of been busy.

later I got chatting to Amalia not Malia who I sessioned with the other week, nice girl with a fit body, I should of had another session with her tbf, but this night I was looking for blondes, unless someone special appeared.

Virginia
This mid 30's busty blonde Hungarian barbie doll milf is a hard worker, I watched her enter the lounge, and start her sales pitch straight away, or she'd walk down to the side of the lounge to place her handbag, then did her routine sweep of the area, proceeding into the kino then a loop around the bar. Now as you can guess Virginia is my type, I had spoken to her the other week, where she'd excused herself, I hadn't thought anything of it, thinking she may have had another punter lined up, but even yesterday (Friday) she'd walked past and I'd say hello, she'd returned the greeting and kept walking, now that was confusing, was it my aftershave? So there was obviously a problem, but I couldn't work out what, the only dealing I'd had with her was to ask her name the other week, so later Virgina returned and did a circuit, I said hi but again she kept walking, so I wanted to know what the score was, I asked if there was a problem, and she said no problem, weird as she's no virgin in the club, I think it might be a case of mistaken identity, as I can't think why she'd blatantly blank me, oh the shame I was rejected by a hooker, well it is a pisser when she's one of the few who looks the fake barbie doll type.

Maria half hour
A bit later I met a 30's blonde at the bar, not quite the barbie type look I wanted, but still nice looking, her name was Maria and from Bulgaria, after a brief chat I took her to a room, It was around 1am by then, and there was a queue for the rooms, so we took a seat upstairs, next to us a welsh guy had picked two girls for a 3some, but one of his girls was trying it on, he was paying €110 each for lesbian show, fair enough but lets hope it was more than a quick lick of her mates pussy, the bitch wanted more to do a lapdance, he'd had a few biers I think, but I'm sure he knew they were hustling him, If it was me I'd of told her to shove her lapdance up her pretty little arse!
I was bighting my tongue, maybe I should of said something, but he was big enough to manage his own business.
So finally got a room, Maria was a good little session, did decent BJ and FK with no complaints, she wouldn't normally be my first choice.

The rest of the night I considered a last session, but didn't bother in the end, one girl I did talk to, forgot her name, but she has a big gun tattoo on her thigh, she said she only wanted 3some with her friend, I told her I only wanted one girl, she refused, so I said ok if you don't want to earn any money up to you.  :unknown:

I left the club at 5am, short walk to Westkreuz station, and to Schönefeld Airport.



Offline Simon S

Jerboa, what is the general make up of girls in these clubs in terms of nationalities ?
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Offline Jerboa

Jerboa, what is the general make up of girls in these clubs in terms of nationalities ?

It depends from club to club, in Artemis there are the usual Romanians and Hungarians, as well as other East-Euros like Moldovans, Czechs, Poles, Baltics, Ukrainian, Russians, German born Turks, the odd genuine Spanish, Moroccan, Romanians pretending to be Italian, there were a small number of latinas from Colombia, Venezuela, Dom Rep, Cuba, and about three black girls, a couple of Thai, a German-Iranian, there is a mixed race German-Mozambique girl who's cute, and there was a decent amount of German girls, but no British girls, if a UK hooker went to work at one of these clubs I expect she'd make a good amount, as for most euro guys who visit German saunaclubs would never of punted with a British girl. In other clubs there might be majority of Romanians, like 70%, if it wasn't for Rom prossies many of these clubs would of closed.

Offline Simon S

It depends from club to club, in Artemis there are the usual Romanians and Hungarians, as well as other East-Euros like Moldovans, Czechs, Poles, Baltics, Ukrainian, Russians, German born Turks, the odd genuine Spanish, Moroccan, Romanians pretending to be Italian, there were a small number of latinas from Colombia, Venezuela, Dom Rep, Cuba, and about three black girls, a couple of Thai, a German-Iranian, there is a mixed race German-Mozambique girl who's cute, and there was a decent amount of German girls, but no British girls, if a UK hooker went to work at one of these clubs I expect she'd make a good amount, as for most euro guys who visit German saunaclubs would never of punted with a British girl. In other clubs there might be majority of Romanians, like 70%, if it wasn't for Rom prossies many of these clubs would of closed.
Thanks. Are the Roms as much of a nightmare and lottery as over here ?
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Offline Jerboa

Thanks. Are the Roms as much of a nightmare and lottery as over here ?

Some of my best experiences in Germany have been with Rom girls, and one of my worst is probably with the German bitch Nika, doesn't mean I will never go with a German again, the trick is to suss out the sharks, the ones that constantly asking you to go room, and abrupt when you say no thanks, there is also a bit of luck involved, the most popular girls usually don't have to hunt for men, the men come to them, I was lucky in my trips to Artemis, it has a reputation of sharks and upselling similar to Palace, the girls didn't try it on, a few suggestions of CIM or anal, but soon dropped it when I declined, there are so many clueless inexperienced punters going to Artemis that the sharks can smell their blood.

Offline Jerboa

Here are a few pics of Jenna at last weeks Venus fair.  :wacko:




Here are a few pics of Jenna at last weeks Venus fair.  :wacko:




Blimey that's a box ticker and a half!  :hi:

Offline Jerboa

Video of the impressive firework display on the 10th birthday party, boss must of stumped up some cash! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SyzcMAvhjSA




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