Meeting other punters can be so very awkward

[Matium]

Meeting other punter can be so very awkward as this guy found out:

Rang two hours before to make a booking with roxy for 13.30 was told no problem. Visited this place a few times before but was gonna be first meeting with roxy. Upon arrival rang buzzer at door and was granted access, up flight of stairs into main reception. This area was manned by other working girl, who informed me roxy was still busy with another client (even though my booking was confirmed well in advance) I was invited to wait after paying £12 door fee but couldn't use the waiting room as someone else was in there ( in which I later learned was someone waiting for a friend not a paying customer) so sat in arm chair in main reception felt bit exposed at this point. Door buzzer rang again and a young Asian man ascended the stairs not a punter but friend of girl at reception I think this began to feel very arkward now. Been here 10 minutes now and no sign of roxy evently girl at reception pulls herself away from her social and shouts up stairs to roxy her 13.30 is here (baring in mind it's pushing 13.45 at this point). A few moments later here noises making there way down. Was looking forward to see roxy in the flesh the wait was over ( well I thought anyway). From the stairwell emerged a rather large gentlemen donning just a towel and looking quite flushed to say the least which was not a sight one would expect nor want to see or smell for that matter in a place like this. Followed by roxy as from pics on site but looked like she had been through the mincer well and truly with no make up looking slightly jaded told me she will be a moment after helping to take this gents belongings to shower room. at this point was feeling very uncomfortable and slightly put off after seeing her previous client straight after the act and still well naked, very akward for all parties concerned I say. At this point the young Asian man finished his chat and leaved via main door just as another punter entered the building. Whilst girl on reception was giving him details of the girls working that day roxy peered through doorway from entrance to shower room told me to go up stairs to room at that point the punter asked roxy if he could see her but she said she would be free in half an hour. At that instant I thought she as just this second come from one punter so she would need a good few minutes to freshen up and then that would leave how much time for massage and service. At this instant could see a belt fead service on cards and said I wanted to leave after all I think seeing the naked geezer turned it for me didn't fancy his sloppy seconds. Made lame excuse to girl on reception and asked for my £12 back but was told it had already been put in system no refunds allowed ( system being pen on paper and money In cash box). This place has gone massively downhill since my last time no respect for buying customers very little discertion inside wouldnt be surprised if people walk around occupied rooms at will. Much better parlours near and in surrounding areas what are better managed and ran, this place is a free for all

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[smiths]

Meeting other punter can be so very awkward as this guy found out:

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I have very rarely found it awkward myself, although when i saw my barber at a party i was momentarily surprised, turned out he had been punting for 40 years or so.

[Joe Blob]

The maid at Specials once put me in the same room as another punter by mistake. She couldn't stop apologising, even on subsequent visits, but we'd had a great chat discussing the girls.

I also once went for a pint with another punter in Soho, although I can't remember how we got talking originally, probably met on the stairs of a flat.

[Tony Montana]

I've never had a problem with meeting other punters.  If you use somewhere like Sandys you all sit in reception waiting your turn to be called.  Some guys chat, other bury their faces in the paper or the Nuts/Zoo magazines.  You are all there for the same reason so what's the problem?

[sucky2dollar]

Eww sounds like she didnt even have time to clean her self up properly before the next guy, thats disgusting. She probably only just finished him off a few minutes earlier!

Bumping into other punters while waiting to be let into a building or flat is quite entertaining at least in my experience. They always look so nervous and you briefly give each other the 'you know that I know' look but say nothing which sometimes ends in a grin or a nod.

[Jimmyredcab]

Eww sounds like she didnt even have time to clean her self up properly before the next guy, thats disgusting. She probably only just finished him off a few minutes earlier!

That is the way most parlours operate in my experience, if you find that disgusting you had better stick with Indies. 

[smiths]

I've never had a problem with meeting other punters.  If you use somewhere like Sandys you all sit in reception waiting your turn to be called.  Some guys chat, other bury their faces in the paper or the Nuts/Zoo magazines.  You are all there for the same reason so what's the problem?

Its fortunate you dont have a problem as parties would be somewhat of a problem attending.

[Tony Montana]

Its fortunate you dont have a problem as parties would be somewhat of a problem attending.

True... I've been to plenty of LM parties, and the atmosphere upstairs in the lounge is a lot more friendly than the average parlour waiting room.  The only thing I'm not keen on is when the punters gown gapes open and you get an eyeful of their tackle while tucking into your cocktail sausage 

[Sienna]

Ive been lurking for a while, but only joined yesterday....

It never seems to amaze me the amount of comments about WG'S not showering...
Its just wrong on so many levels, i know parlours work very differently to independents and i haven't experienced working in a parlour before so am only commenting on what others have discussed.

I shower after each punter, I shower also before my 1st and after my last. Not just for my punter but for my own hygiene.....

I work better feeling fresh, clean and at my best than i would if one punter had just left and another arrived. Id feel dirty, and pretty disgusting. Is this only a regular occurrence in parlours or does this happen with some Indies too?

Ive only been working since last October but in that time Ive learnt alot that i would never have even thought of prior to this..

S

[James999]

It never seems to amaze me the amount of comments about WG'S not showering...
Its just wrong on so many levels, i know parlours work very differently to independents and i haven't experienced working in a parlour before so am only commenting on what others have discussed.

That's the odd thing, Parlours and independents SHOULD be different, but the reality is they still want to see as many clients as possible and often they come back to back with void periods of downtime.

The only difference is the fact the Independent doesn't share her cash with the Pimp.

I shower after each punter, I shower also before my 1st and after my last. Not just for my punter but for my own hygiene.....

Funny that, all pro$$ies be they parlour / independent etc all say the same 

[Sienna]

Yes i suppose every prostitute says the same thing...

Does that not make it difficult for you as a punter to distinguish between the ones that do?......

Yes i guess its take the work whilst its there. ...But at least hold a little self respect and wash. ...

S

[finn5555]

Pro$$ies come out with all sorts of bullshit 

Most only have a quick wipe with baby wipes in brothels hence why i avoid them

[Sienna]

Oh dear.... Maybe Ive been doing the job wrong....

Wasting hot water when i could simply wipe with baby wipes

No i think ill stick to my way....each to their own and all that... 

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[whiterussian]

hee thats nothing...

Theres a respected punter on another forum thats absolutely convinced he tasted and smelt spunk from a Manchester prossies fanny.  The parlour owner replied with a picture of some lube.

Punter says he knows the difference between spunk and lube.

You could'nt make it up !

[finn5555]

Yes i suppose every prostitute says the same thing...

Does that not make it difficult for you as a punter to distinguish between the ones that do?......

Yes i guess its take the work whilst its there. ...But at least hold a little self respect and wash. ...

S

Sienna do you work in a brothel?

[Sienna]

 

remind me never to eat whilst reading in here....

What a lame excuse.....lube smells nothing like cum....
Well at least never any lube Ive tried....

S

[Sienna]

No i work from home.

S

[Lurtz]

remind me never to eat whilst reading in here....

What a lame excuse.....lube smells nothing like cum....
Well at least never any lube Ive tried....

S

You can get cock-flavoured soup so maybe you can get cum-flavoured lubricant.

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[kiwi69]

Obviously anybody who feels this way should never go to a Swiss / German /Austrian  FKK , sauna club or night club. 

In addition to having communal showers, there is the common occurrence ( in FKK's ) of guys getting blown in public, before adjourning to the room.

[indianpolishgirlfucker]

heres a story 4 ya.
Back when i was 26 i was working in Hong Kong. Had just finished screwing a 19 year old chinese whore on the 15th floor of a hotel where the entire 15th floor was whores and was heading for lift it was 1.22 am.
Was just walking in lift, when a young chinese boy with bleached blonde hair walked in ...he got in...and looked at me out of the corner of his eye....I did the same....as the lift travelled down from the 15th floor, we looked at each other and smiled....(we both knew we had been fucking hoes!!) he asked me "girl any good?" I said yeah and "your bitch any good" he laughed and said yeah. We struck up a friendship than and there and he asked me what I was doing and I said i was gonna go down the local all night video game centre which was a few doors away. We went in and when he told me he was 17 I was wtf i thought u were 20, what are u doing up so late, and do u know im 26! he was like i thought u were 21 or something . Anyway we laughed and hit a nightclub, it was crazy shit this 17 year old boy was hitting on late 30s women funny as shit. Than he goes to me "your european u must have a big dick" I said yeah, than he said lets go and find some more hoes, he took me to this place which was really rundown but cheap and 4-5 girls came out, he chose an old looking one and i picked a little chinese hottie about 22. Anyway the girl went crazy at my big dick (by local standards that is, im average by western standards) and i banged her as she screamed the house down. We were in our ramshakle tin hut room for the full 30 minutes. While i was doing her, i kept getting phone calls. When i got out i learnt the phone calls were from the kid he had finished in 5 minutes! he went crazy asking me what the fuck i was doing in there for so long "your a mad fucker steve " was what he kept telling me! anyway the next day he introduced me to his parents, and we stayed friends for a while even when i returned to england. So just goes to show sometimes u can make friends with a fellow punter even in a potentially embarrasing situation!

[Melb]

Careful you don't reveal your real name...er...John

[Ali Katt]

Good to see you posting again iindianpolishgirlfucker. I want to go to Hong Kong, all of Asia in fact, not just to shag gorgeous Indian, Chinese, Japanese girls but also for the cultural differences - it would be like a treasure hunt XXX marks the spot.

Anyway the girl went crazy at my big dick (by local standards that is, im average by western standards) and i banged her as she screamed the house down.

Trust me 7 inch is big. I've discuss it with you before. I've said this before but I once had sex with a Japanese escort (in England) and she pushed me backwards in mish and she looked ill afterwards. So to a Chinese girl you'd be like Lexington Steele.

Here's proof 7" is big:
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[Eager Thighs]

Good to see you posting again iindianpolishgirlfucker. I want to go to Hong Kong, all of Asia in fact, not just to shag gorgeous Indian, Chinese, Japanese girls but also for the cultural differences - it would be like a treasure hunt XXX marks the spot. Trust me 7 inch is big. I've discuss it with you before. I've said this before but I once had sex with a Japanese escort (in England) and she pushed me backwards in mish and she looked ill afterwards. So to a Chinese girl you'd be like Lexington Steele.

Here's proof 7" is big:
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Was that map put together by a Hungarian by any chance? 

[indianpolishgirlfucker]

Thanks Ali Katt for the kind comments i enjoy reading your posts.

Yes I miss Hong Kong!

and there is nothing quite like ffucking a small cute oriental and being told how big u are by her screams. The only time i have ever experienced a woman genuinely squirting like crazy outside of a relationship is with an oriental whore. Ive never had this with a european or black wg. Its one of those amazing things for me that makes orientals my favourite for the spontaneouty of their ffucking. ive had over 130 oriental wgs  now (kinda lost count!) u name em i had em in hong kong (indonesian/mainland chinese/thai/laotiian/filipino/malaysian/taiwanese/indian/and obviously hong kong). My pockets are lighter and ive spent around 25 grand but i prefer what ive done to an expensive motor.

[Spanish Lad]

True... I've been to plenty of LM parties, and the atmosphere upstairs in the lounge is a lot more friendly than the average parlour waiting room.  The only thing I'm not keen on is when the punters gown gapes open and you get an eyeful of their tackle while tucking into your cocktail sausage 

Lol classic   

[cockneybstrd]

heres a story 4 ya.
Back when i was 26 i was working in Hong Kong. Had just finished screwing a 19 year old chinese whore on the 15th floor of a hotel where the entire 15th floor was whores and was heading for lift it was 1.22 am.
Was just walking in lift, when a young chinese boy with bleached blonde hair walked in ...he got in...and looked at me out of the corner of his eye....I did the same....as the lift travelled down from the 15th floor, we looked at each other and smiled....(we both knew we had been fucking hoes!!) he asked me "girl any good?" I said yeah and "your bitch any good" he laughed and said yeah. We struck up a friendship than and there and he asked me what I was doing and I said i was gonna go down the local all night video game centre which was a few doors away. We went in and when he told me he was 17 I was wtf i thought u were 20, what are u doing up so late, and do u know im 26! he was like i thought u were 21 or something . Anyway we laughed and hit a nightclub, it was crazy shit this 17 year old boy was hitting on late 30s women funny as shit. Than he goes to me "your european u must have a big dick" I said yeah, than he said lets go and find some more hoes, he took me to this place which was really rundown but cheap and 4-5 girls came out, he chose an old looking one and i picked a little chinese hottie about 22. Anyway the girl went crazy at my big dick (by local standards that is, im average by western standards) and i banged her as she screamed the house down. We were in our ramshakle tin hut room for the full 30 minutes. While i was doing her, i kept getting phone calls. When i got out i learnt the phone calls were from the kid he had finished in 5 minutes! he went crazy asking me what the fuck i was doing in there for so long "your a mad fucker steve " was what he kept telling me! anyway the next day he introduced me to his parents, and we stayed friends for a while even when i returned to england. So just goes to show sometimes u can make friends with a fellow punter even in a potentially embarrasing situation!

For some reason I believe the 'brokeback mountain' part of the story has been edited out

[Denhamhoop]

Depends on the situation in a parlour waiting room can be awkward never had it with an independent yet but suppose its a matter of time.I remember chatting with an older boy about Walkups in Soho at TJs in Walkden and he was on about he quite liked them suited him with the price.Next he gets called into room next thing the girl leads him out and starts caning him and abusing him with other girls taking a turn caning him whilst he plays with his cock was fucking hilarious i couldnt go in for my booking for 5 minutes because i was laughing so much.Have also discussed the fantastic pro that is Clint Hill with a Tranmere fan.I will chat football anytime anywhere any situation

[SirFrank]

I've been in the same room as other punters in a few knocking shops and most of them were dicks. I remember being in mystiques in Bridgend with this over familiar know it all pissed cunt. Harping on like he was the Earl of fucking Sandwhich. Yeah the girls know what I'm talking about blah blah like he's huggy bear. I could see the girls looking at him like oh here he fucking goes again. I just remember thinking shut the fuck up you boring know it all dicksplash.

Another time in the ambassador in Cardiff after a beer fest and there were a few builders in there from up t'north. One guy thought me and my mate were gay - there's nowt as queer as them pair etc. I'm a good looking guy, what can I say? I love pussy too much to fancy the cock. But hey don't knock it till you've tried it. Anyway Gazza sat it out as it turned out he couldn't get wood.

The only other time I recall was in port talbot with some fucking weirdo. I remember looking at him and thinking I can see that cunt on the news one day in a bell tower gunning students down like rabid dogs. So anyway in my experience punters are a load of fucking weirdos

[yorkshire123]

Visited a parlour in manchester & in the waiting room was an elderly asian guy who did everything he could to avoid eye contact, no problem i used to be the same.
Stopped for fuel on the way home & got served by the same guy, he looked as if his whole world was about to come crashing down, poor sod.

Just thought of another one for the cunts thread!

[wristjob]

If other punters act normal then it's no biggy. it's when they seem really shy that it makes it awkward.

I do have a problem with the whole shower thing. My personal experience is not all indis have showers and if you go anywhere where the girl doesn't expect you to have a shower where is the evidence she does? The parlour where I go now all the girls jump in the shower for a couple of minutes after we finish. I guess that's house policy and it inspires a lot of confidence.

[Jerboa]

Obviously anybody who feels this way should never go to a Swiss / German /Austrian  FKK , sauna club or night club. 

In addition to having communal showers, there is the common occurrence ( in FKK's ) of guys getting blown in public, before adjourning to the room.

Yes can be fun getting blown In full view, It just seems natural to mix with other punters at these clubs, swap Info on girls and have a bier.

[Pompoy123]

If other punters act normal then it's no biggy. it's when they seem really shy that it makes it awkward.

I do have a problem with the whole shower thing. My personal experience is not all indis have showers and if you go anywhere where the girl doesn't expect you to have a shower where is the evidence she does? The parlour where I go now all the girls jump in the shower for a couple of minutes after we finish. I guess that's house policy and it inspires a lot of confidence.

I saw a wg at a 1 girl house a month back who was very hot but a wee bit smelly downstairs. I still banged the life out of her but she got no oral. After the action she asked if I wanted a shower which I accepted. She joined me but freaked out as I like my showers ice cold. Her washing skills down below needed a bit of addressing though