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Author Topic: Meeting other punters can be so very awkward  (Read 4174 times)

heres a story 4 ya.
Back when i was 26 i was working in Hong Kong. Had just finished screwing a 19 year old chinese whore on the 15th floor of a hotel where the entire 15th floor was whores and was heading for lift it was 1.22 am.
Was just walking in lift, when a young chinese boy with bleached blonde hair walked in ...he got in...and looked at me out of the corner of his eye....I did the same....as the lift travelled down from the 15th floor, we looked at each other and smiled....(we both knew we had been fucking hoes!!) he asked me "girl any good?" I said yeah and "your bitch any good" he laughed and said yeah. We struck up a friendship than and there and he asked me what I was doing and I said i was gonna go down the local all night video game centre which was a few doors away. We went in and when he told me he was 17 I was wtf i thought u were 20, what are u doing up so late, and do u know im 26! he was like i thought u were 21 or something . Anyway we laughed and hit a nightclub, it was crazy shit this 17 year old boy was hitting on late 30s women funny as shit. Than he goes to me "your european u must have a big dick" I said yeah, than he said lets go and find some more hoes, he took me to this place which was really rundown but cheap and 4-5 girls came out, he chose an old looking one and i picked a little chinese hottie about 22. Anyway the girl went crazy at my big dick (by local standards that is, im average by western standards) and i banged her as she screamed the house down. We were in our ramshakle tin hut room for the full 30 minutes. While i was doing her, i kept getting phone calls. When i got out i learnt the phone calls were from the kid he had finished in 5 minutes! he went crazy asking me what the fuck i was doing in there for so long "your a mad fucker steve " was what he kept telling me! anyway the next day he introduced me to his parents, and we stayed friends for a while even when i returned to england. So just goes to show sometimes u can make friends with a fellow punter even in a potentially embarrasing situation!

For some reason I believe the 'brokeback mountain' part of the story has been edited out

Depends on the situation in a parlour waiting room can be awkward never had it with an independent yet but suppose its a matter of time.I remember chatting with an older boy about Walkups in Soho at TJs in Walkden and he was on about he quite liked them suited him with the price.Next he gets called into room next thing the girl leads him out and starts caning him and abusing him with other girls taking a turn caning him whilst he plays with his cock was fucking hilarious i couldnt go in for my booking for 5 minutes because i was laughing so much.Have also discussed the fantastic pro that is Clint Hill with a Tranmere fan.I will chat football anytime anywhere any situation

Offline SirFrank

I've been in the same room as other punters in a few knocking shops and most of them were dicks. I remember being in mystiques in Bridgend with this over familiar know it all pissed cunt. Harping on like he was the Earl of fucking Sandwhich. Yeah the girls know what I'm talking about blah blah like he's huggy bear. I could see the girls looking at him like oh here he fucking goes again. I just remember thinking shut the fuck up you boring know it all dicksplash.

Another time in the ambassador in Cardiff after a beer fest and there were a few builders in there from up t'north. One guy thought me and my mate were gay - there's nowt as queer as them pair etc. I'm a good looking guy, what can I say? I love pussy too much to fancy the cock. But hey don't knock it till you've tried it. Anyway Gazza sat it out as it turned out he couldn't get wood.

The only other time I recall was in port talbot with some fucking weirdo. I remember looking at him and thinking I can see that cunt on the news one day in a bell tower gunning students down like rabid dogs. So anyway in my experience punters are a load of fucking weirdos
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Offline yorkshire123

Visited a parlour in manchester & in the waiting room was an elderly asian guy who did everything he could to avoid eye contact, no problem i used to be the same.
Stopped for fuel on the way home & got served by the same guy, he looked as if his whole world was about to come crashing down, poor sod.

Just thought of another one for the cunts thread!
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Offline wristjob

If other punters act normal then it's no biggy. it's when they seem really shy that it makes it awkward.

I do have a problem with the whole shower thing. My personal experience is not all indis have showers and if you go anywhere where the girl doesn't expect you to have a shower where is the evidence she does? The parlour where I go now all the girls jump in the shower for a couple of minutes after we finish. I guess that's house policy and it inspires a lot of confidence.

Offline Jerboa

Obviously anybody who feels this way should never go to a Swiss / German /Austrian  FKK , sauna club or night club.  :rolleyes:

In addition to having communal showers, there is the common occurrence ( in FKK's ) of guys getting blown in public, before adjourning to the room.

Yes can be fun getting blown In full view, It just seems natural to mix with other punters at these clubs, swap Info on girls and have a bier.

If other punters act normal then it's no biggy. it's when they seem really shy that it makes it awkward.

I do have a problem with the whole shower thing. My personal experience is not all indis have showers and if you go anywhere where the girl doesn't expect you to have a shower where is the evidence she does? The parlour where I go now all the girls jump in the shower for a couple of minutes after we finish. I guess that's house policy and it inspires a lot of confidence.

I saw a wg at a 1 girl house a month back who was very hot but a wee bit smelly downstairs. I still banged the life out of her but she got no oral. After the action she asked if I wanted a shower which I accepted. She joined me but freaked out as I like my showers ice cold. Her washing skills down below needed a bit of addressing though  :thumbsdown:


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