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Author Topic: Horsewoman Jo - Basildon  (Read 2990 times)


5 review(s) for horsewoman (5 positive, 0 neutral, 0 negative) [Indexed by Admin]


https://www.adultwork.com/556388 or https://www.adultwork.com/horsewoman

so,  read a few reviews and comments on hear and curiosity got the better of me so i thought i would book in and see Jo.

Comms were good,  emailed her through AW and sorted a date then text her to confirm nearer the date and she sent through address etc.

Price was £70 for the hour.

Jo's flat is easy to find,  directions were spot on.  buzzed the flat on time and was let in,  Jo was waiting at the door.  it is fair to say she is an outdoor woman and has faced some fierce weather,  didn't bother me though.

Flat has a lot of animals in,  there seemed to be quite a lot of trays with insects in, and the flat did smell of animals,  but to be fair it wasn't dirty and i felt comfortable.

took my kit off,  Jo wearing pants and a bra.  she asked me if i wanted some porn on,  but of course !

she then offered to massage me,  then rim me.  perfect !  i was hoping she would.

As other posters say,  she can chat for England. 

So after some time i turned over and asked her to suck me off,  she was more than happy with this.  so she went to work on the old chap.  I did mention she could be a bit rough with it and use some teeth,  she didn't fancy that idea.  didn't really matter though as she does know how to suck a cock.

Asked her if she fancied a 69 which she did.   Her pussy tastes lovely,  this went on for quite some time and she really enjoyed it,  writhing away and groaning. 

Her pussy is quite hairy,  and she did mention she needed to trim it.  I would say it is too hairy at the moment,  but would rather a bit of hair than totally bald,  i think it suits her.

We then went onto cowgirl and missionary,  She is really tight,  I wasn't expecting that.

anyway,  the condom was quite tight on me so took it off and got her to finish me off with her mouth.

she insisted she swallowed,  naturally i didn't object.

After she swallowed she proceeded to tell me what she thought i had ate from the taste,  she was quite accurate !!!! (spooky)

Pros:  good Blowjob,  nice tasting pussy,  nice attitude and lovely woman
Cons: pussy a little too hairy, other than that,  none

would i return: maybe,  i don't normally return to any girls but i would if i was in the area.

finally,  i handed her £70,  she seemed to want the money after,  not before.  at this point she returned a tenner as she said my oral was great.


5 review(s) found for horsewoman linked to in above post (5 positive, 0 neutral, 0 negative)


Offline dkn

You know what, I was tempted for a while, from the previous thread.  I could cope with how she looks (I've seen far, far worse), but the idea of doing this in a room that stank of spiders & stuff - that was the end for me.  Shame, as she seems to be cheap filth.

Offline Neal69

Jo is a great shag.  :yahoo: :yahoo:

Even for one like me who has anachraphopia , She does not get her spiders out unless you show an interest.

Yes her flat smells a bit of spiders but that is her thing, apart from her horse, but otherwise its no less clean than many I have visited.

Not the best looking I will agree, but by fuck does she deliver a great service. Her body aint too shabby either and her pussy is really tight albeit a bit on the hairy side.

 I am a bit of a fan of Jo's.

N

Offline carefree

That is fucking horrendous, I definitely wouldn't if she paid me :vomit:
Banning reason: Troll

Offline Andyply

That is fucking horrendous, I definitely wouldn't if she paid me :vomit:

+1 I was trying to be polite but there must be better out there, I wouldn't do it for free or if you paid me to, no way would I pay  :vomit:

Offline Jimmyredcab

What an ugly bitch, even at £70 an hour she is grossly overpriced, not for me in a million light years, some of you gents are sick.     :vomit:

Offline fredhiggins

Come on guys be nicer.

I would love to see her !

What an ugly bitch, even at £70 an hour she is grossly overpriced, not for me in a million light years, some of you gents are sick.     :vomit:

Jimmy. I am sure if there were to be a reverse review site most of the prossies you have ducked would say exactly the same about you.

...or more the point, even the ones he's seen?  :D [Joke]

Offline Jimmyredcab

Jimmy. I am sure if there were to be a reverse review site most of the prossies you have ducked would say exactly the same about you.

Totally irrelevant, I am the buyer not the seller, many punters are ugly cunts or fat cunts or old cunts or all three, that is why we punt.     :hi: :hi: :hi:

Jimmy. I am sure if there were to be a reverse review site most of the prossies you have ducked would say exactly the same about you.

That should of course be fucked not ducked and it isn't irrelevant JRC. And ugly cunt is an ugly cunt whether she is selling or he is buying so don't flatter yourself.

Offline Andyply

Totally irrelevant, I am the buyer not the seller, many punters are ugly cunts or fat cunts or old cunts or all three, that is why we punt.     :hi: :hi: :hi:

I'm not :D

Hilarious review, a punt with jo sounds about as appetising as doing a bushtucker challenge!


Offline Jimmyredcab

Hilarious review, a punt with jo sounds about as appetising as doing a bushtucker challenge!

I would rather eat raw cockroaches, no offence meant.     :hi:

Don't be silly, you need to fry them first!

I would rather eat raw cockroaches, no offence meant.     :hi:
Indeed I detest rats but I think I would even snuggle up with a few of those rather than an hour with jo!

Offline Andyply

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Her pussy is quite hairy,  and she did mention she needed to trim it.  I would say it is too hairy at the moment,  but would rather a bit of hair than totally bald,  i think it suits her.
:D :D :D :D :D :D :D


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