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Pleased to report a very good time had the other day. And at 120/hour for an outcall, she's not rock bottom, but she ain't far away from it for London. Just goes to show what most of us have already learnt, that the correlation between price and quality is a very imprecise one.

Profile photos look OK but it was one of those rare occurences where the photos don't flatter her, and in the flesh she's even better looking. Profile says 5 ft 6, but more like 5 ft 9 or 10. Age says 19 but I think I'd go for mid-20s at least. Not English either. Polish. But has been living here for some time and has a weird and almost charming accent that's a mix of EE and cockney a la Ali G. Slim, athletic build, no fat on her, great legs, gorgeous C-cup titties, shaven. Very smiley, warm, easygoing, chatty. Beautiful kisser, gets into it, doesn't need no lube. Excellent OWO, up there with the best.

Not sure if any of the more, er, exotic services are on offer, but for me, for a first date, as it were, all boxes were ticked. And apart from being a babe and very relaxed about sex, she's great fun to be around. Quite a livewire, and has had an interesting life so far. She got the usual reminder text when time was up, but was chatting away and wasn't in any hurry to get out the door.

Top bird, and I had a great time with her.




1 review(s) found for the service provider linked to in above post (1 positive, 0 neutral, 0 negative)

Offline andrei

looks alright, but in some pics that hair looks wig-like

although you also have to question the cleverness of saying you're english then typing english like you're not english

might give it a crack though as the last recommendation i got her worked out well
Banning reason: Multiple accounts (andrei, london_lad_2)

Offline mattylondon

looks alright, but in some pics that hair looks wig-like

although you also have to question the cleverness of saying you're english then typing english like you're not english

might give it a crack though as the last recommendation i got her worked out well
I concur with Andrei. I'm not having a dig KN! It's just an observation. I'm happy you had a good punt.  :thumbsup: That's what we're here for.

I like her figure and she looks attractive. My only other observation was that she's clearly wearing a wig. Some prossies do that to alter their identity. She instantly reminded me of 'Brooke', who used to be a prossie on AW and other places. I believe she went onto run her own agency for a while.

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Offline mattylondon

i'd definitely shag her
Oh yes, she's very shagable indeed. I couldn't care less if she wears a wig. It just came to mind! Shame she doesn't do 30 minute punts.  :(

Mind you, I'd really like to shag that bj queen one in your neck of the woods too! I've bookmarked that one, for when I go up there next!

Offline Marmalade

Mind you, I'd really like to shag that bj queen one in your neck of the woods too! I've bookmarked that one, for when I go up there next!
Go for it. But mind it's not that special. Good looking wee shag but it does have a routine feel to it. Nice and central, fits you in for a quickie and she's pretty cool. Pad is very average. But GloryHole is def an experience to try if she re-opens! PM me if you want when you come up (or I guess ask any of the Scottish crew). Will be a pleasure to point you to a selection of current hotties or any other info you might need

looks alright, but in some pics that hair looks wig-like

although you also have to question the cleverness of saying you're english then typing english like you're not english

might give it a crack though as the last recommendation i got her worked out well

Her barnet does indeed look odd, but I can assure you when I met her, her hair looked great and was cut in a quite different style. She'd also got rid of that weird eyebrow thing that I didn't much like the look of.

As regards the 'English' comment, I asked about that and she said she didn't write it. I think we've learnt to conclude that a good half or more of these profiles are written by someone else.


Offline mattylondon

Go for it. But mind it's not that special. Good looking wee shag but it does have a routine feel to it. Nice and central, fits you in for a quickie and she's pretty cool. Pad is very average. But GloryHole is def an experience to try if she re-opens! PM me if you want when you come up (or I guess ask any of the Scottish crew). Will be a pleasure to point you to a selection of current hotties or any other info you might need
Thanks and I may well take you up on that later this year.  ;) No more than a quickie then? Good to know.

Offline andrei

yeah i get what youre saying king nuts

just thought it would have made sense to get someone who can speak/write english correctly to make that "i'm english" comment more believable

how many english girls would get someone non english to write their profile

but as ethnicity means nothing to me i'll add her to the list
Banning reason: Multiple accounts (andrei, london_lad_2)



how many english girls would get someone non english to write their profile



Quite. But then again, I think lot of EE girls don't even get to see their AW profile, let alone write it. This one, like others I've met, seemed only vaguely interested in the notion of AW, UKP, auto-censored etc., and not in any hurry to investigate any of these sites. As long as their pimps are pulling in enough business, and they're kept in Red Bull, Marlboro Lights, fishnets, a bit of charlie and the odd night out, they're not massively interested in the PR element of how business comes in.









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