Hi party guy
How on earth did you get away with that?
What excuse could you possibly come up with that worked ?
please tell and I may use it if ever in the same situation
Luck I guess.
I'd had a recent piercing (a Prince Albert) and my wife was present when it was done.
Within a few days of getting it I went out to play with a couple of agency ladies from the old NG and picked it up, not the best idea to punt with an open wound on my penis or so I've learnt.
When I found out we were infected I went ballistic and accused the wife of sleeping around, next morning we went together to the clinic and managed (strangely with the Dr's help) to convince the wife that the piercing clinic must have had poor hygiene.
Have to say I thought all my Christmases had come at once when the Dr agreed that the only possible explanation was the piercing.
Stayed away from the hobby for a few years after that and these days don't have sexy with the wife for a couple of weeks after a punt and keep an eye out for any signs of infection.
As a side note found out at the time that sex toys that aren't kept clean can lead to infection as well so theres always the "did you properly clean that dildo/vibrator I use on you now and then" excuse.