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Author Topic: Bartering  (Read 4287 times)

Offline G-style

I think it's a bad idea to get involved in bartering. One thing leads to another and before you know it you'll be married to a hooker, have two kids, a big mortgage and every time she goes 'shopping' she'll return with her blouse inside out and semen dribbling down her leg.

Surely she would have paid off the mortgage by now :rolleyes: as understand it from the rest of the posts all the WGs are raking it in and don't pay tax  :P

Offline Marmalade

You are forgetting the cost of vodka and fags.

Offline Melb

I'm happy to barter, 2 hours if my time for 1 of yours.
Roll up roll up.
Oh, I'm a Tax Inspector.

A regular lass I used to see gave me a 'in kind' payment after I fixed her PC. Very porn movie esque, except far less glamorous.

Offline Melb

No offers yet. Did I say that I make pork pies in my spare time?
Any BBW's ??

Offline lovingfacials

heres my offer

I sit on the sofa watching sports whilst you cook clean etc then i go to the pub or play golf and when I get home you give me a bj

in return..........I put up with you bleeding for 5 days a month but not dying, whilst having massive mood swings and generally being a bitch

Sounds fair barter to me

Offline lovelysofia92

heres my offer

I sit on the sofa watching sports whilst you cook clean etc then i go to the pub or play golf and when I get home you give me a bj

in return..........I put up with you bleeding for 5 days a month but not dying, whilst having massive mood swings and generally being a bitch

Sounds fair barter to me

Sounds like what a regular housewife goes through. All the more reasons not to marry.  :D

Offline lovingfacials

Sofia

Yes but as the old saying goes 'an exchange is no robbery'

and in my example both parties get someting from the marriage

Offline Whore Of Babylon

Nah. Down with marriage.
You've got your your mates for friendship and just pay for sex. Nice and simple.
Unless you're the romantic type and feel you can find a true soul mate with the opposite sex. A lot of people opt for the traditional because they feel they should. What a load of crap, move on it's 2013 stop making yourself and your partner miserable.
Disclaimer:
This post isn't aimed at anyone in particular.
« Last Edit: May 07, 2013, 10:33:42 PM by Whore Of Babylon »

Offline 678hug

I got laid in exchange for fitting a curtain pole.
I was 25. She was a fit 45 year old.


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