'A' Level at Discretion...
It can either mean a very broadminded girl who's up for pretty well any type of fun
.
Or...because there's a letter 'A' in it, it just happens to be at the top of the list and suckers you in - if you look further down the list of Enjoys it quickly becomes apparent that very little is on offer for your time with her
.
And of course, seeing as it's 'at discretion', any old excuse will be given not to offer it at the actual meet:
1. Ooh, you're so
big, I couldn't possibly!
2. I'm having an episode of haemorrhoids.
3. I'm constipated and this can only make things worse.
4. I'm actually a lying cow and I want to get away with doing as little for you as possible.
(It's rather unlikely she'll actually say this).