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Author Topic: Farah Delaney, Reading on tour - spent a lot of the time slagging off this site!  (Read 3488 times)


7 review(s) for FarahDelaney (4 positive, 0 neutral, 3 negative) [Indexed by Admin]


Offline Cunning Punt

https://www.adultwork.com/1501299 or https://www.adultwork.com/FarahDelaney

As I'd not been with a black girl previously, I was looking for a good first experience, but there are few proven ebony escorts - the ones who are, are £200ph. So, I had to take a bit of a gamble and TOFTT.
There was little on Farah here with only one review and a few posts, some of which were hidden away in other posts and only saw them afterwards, including the fact she is banned on here - something she admitted to me at the end of the punt.

Fee:
45mins @ £100. This included £20 extra for supposedly GFE service, ie OWO, CIM and DFK. Well she did the first, sort of did the second but certainly didn't do the third.

Comms: I had emailed Farah a couple of days previously to check she did FK - she says she does and indeed DFK on her profile for her GFE booking. I made clear that I didn't want just a bit of light tongue flicking like other girls. She seemed okay with that, just said she doesn't like a guy to eat her face or slobber over her.
Fine.
Arranged time and she suggested I submitted booking request and she asked me to text on morning of meeting.
Although she read request, it was clear when I texted her and when I met her later, that she hadn't made the correlation between my online and text contact - because she couldn't be bothered to. She just wants contact on the day.
Postponed meeting 15mins during the day because she said she hadn't left enough gap between meetings.
Then when I got to the hotel, she kept me waiting another 15mins.

Looks: Average looking tall, ebony girl in mid-20s. Lookswise 6.5/10 but bodywise 10/10 she has a cracking pair of tits and lovely, clean pussy and pink clit

Personality: She's fairly friendly but this is negated by being paranoid about UKP and her service could be much better.
Has thick West Midlands accent.

Services:
Very light FK - and she did that reluctantly
DATY
Toy on her
69/RO
OWO
CIM (sort of)

Meeting details:
After delays, got to her room and she was on her phone straightaway and I took a shower. Fortunately she found a towel in her suitcase, as run out of hotel ones.
(She could have waited until I was in the shower to get on her phone.)

Started by closed-lips kissing and said abruptly stopped a few seconds in and started quizzing me about whether I visited punting forums and was slagging off UKP.
"You're writing a review of me in your head, aren't you?"
Well no I wasn't, I was trying to enjoy the moment - that can wait. I basically told her to relax and concentrate on the job in hand.

There followed the action.
She didn't kiss with tongue - despite her profile, paying extra for GFE and our emails. Eventually did a bit of light FK but not great.
I performed on her plus use of vibrator on her clit. Followed by 69, with OWO - which was okay but a bit too much hand for my liking. Didn't really take much of my load much in my mouth and ended up with quite a bit of my juice on my chest.
Then more oral and toy on her to finish her off.

After this, with 10mins still on the clock, she resumed her rant, saying punters criticised her and admitted she was banned when she posted an "intelligent" reply. Her post seems to have been deleted and I missed a throwaway post within another about her being banned.
I clearly wasn't interested and she said: "Your service has ended. You paid for 45mins not an hour. I thought you wanted a chinwag."

No, I paid for 45mins not 30mins and I don't want to talk about punts.

This meant I was felt rather rushed out when I would have liked a shower to clean up, particularly as there was more than enough time.
As I got dressed, she was on her phone again (again, could have waited) while talking to me.

Positives:
Cracking body and lovely, fresh pussy.

Negatives:
Kept ranting on about UKP and it being populated by "blokes who are bitter that they have to pay for a blowjob".
Doesn't really do FK, let alone DFK
Doesn't seem to enjoy CIM
Therefore, didn't get decent services that I paid extra for.
Spent time on phone at during the punt, even it wasn't during the action
No joined-up comms between online and text because couldn't be bothered to do so
Mucked me about over time and kept me waiting
Clockwatcher - felt rushed out before time was up

Conclusion:
Farah's paranoia about UKP got rather dominated the booking and there were also issues about lack of proper FK, which she advertises and charges extra for. If she concentrated on providing a good service and a reasonable rate, she wouldn't get bad feedback on here.
Farah realised I was an experienced punter and would write a review of her on this site, which she says she doesn't read but clearly does.

So, yep, here it is.
« Last Edit: September 20, 2015, 12:53:06 PM by Cunning Punt »


7 review(s) found for FarahDelaney linked to in above post (4 positive, 0 neutral, 3 negative)

Offline Turtle1

What a nasty woman, she's not good looking, no wonder she hides her face, she's rude, lies, has issues with UKP, well if you're reading this. Hope you never get booked again. Ripping off customers and then lying, you make the Romanians look good

Offline king tarzan

I like black ladies..
More the white/black mixed
Screwed some stunners in the past
About 12 years back paid and slept with a mixed race black lady probably the best looking lady I have other slept with
Then is Angela escort london  white lady
These 2 stand only famous ladies that could compete with them on looks is emma willis Kelly Brook and the blond from Saturdays. . That's saying something

OMG what a nightmare waste of money.  Maybe she is in the touring group with her friend Cherry Delainey who was getting some UKP love on here yesterday.  https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=66873.0

Offline vt

Sadly, you find that girls who slag off this site, it's usually because they're crap providers who are shit-scared of getting exposed and losing the easy cash.  :hi:

Good girls have nothing to fear as they'll get positive reviews here and more punters booking them.

Now there's an incentive for upping your game!  :)

One of her reviewer called her - OWO queen
 :crazy:

One of her reviewer called her - OWO queen
 :crazy:
Not defending a stranger but just maybe it was his first ever OWO.


Offline James999

One of her reviewer called her - OWO queen

Perhaps she / her pimp wrote the review  :unknown:

Offline Cunning Punt

Good girls have nothing to fear as they'll get positive reviews here and more punters booking them.

+1

Yes, thanks for stressing that - was going to put that in the review, but lost first take because this site crashed this morning. :dash:

Should also have mentioned it to Farah, but didn't want to get in an argument mid-punt and by the end, I'd lost interest and just wanted to get out of there and do something more interesting - got home just in time for the Fourth Division round-up on Football League Tonight.   :thumbsup:


Offline azrael


Sorry to hear you had a torrid time OP, but farrahs been mentioned on ukp a few times and people have mentioned similarities to what you stated happened.

Personally if you fancied doing an ebony girl you should have gone for a wg called demornay used to work for lush escorts now works indie based in coventry.

she offers the "gfe" full on dfk, to quote her own words "my mission is to please" out of the several ebony girls i've seen demornay would be the one i recomend  :hi:



One of her reviewer called her - OWO queen
 :crazy:


Not defending her but she can suck "for queen and country" as tge saying goes, definately a crap punt though.


OMG what a nightmare waste of money.  Maybe she is in the touring group with her friend Cherry Delainey who was getting some UKP love on here yesterday.  https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=66873.0


Nah she's independant, does a lot of touring around the midlands and sometimes down london way. But i may be wrong. :drinks:

Offline Cunning Punt

Sorry to hear you had a torrid time OP, but farrahs been mentioned on ukp a few times and people have mentioned similarities to what you stated happened.

I do research before a punt, putting in name and ID no, and unfortunately she hasn't been mentioned barely at all under that name or profile. If there had been a few negative comments, I would have seen them and wouldn't have bothered, so decided to TOFTT.

One bloke referred to her being paranoid in what was a throwaway line from one person.
As I said, unfortunately, I missed the line that the same chap stated she was banned but even then there was no more detail. Couldn't find her post, which I suspect was removed.

Otherwise, there were a few positive posts and, sadly, only one review (positive) 2 years ago.

Due to lack of comments, and the fact that she works largely in the Midlands, I will bump up a thread on that regional board asking if anyone has seen her with link to my review and politely asking chaps to do reviews to help everyone out ie not be ripped off on a crap punt.

« Last Edit: September 21, 2015, 09:24:19 PM by Cunning Punt »

Personally if you fancied doing an ebony girl you should have gone for a wg called demornay used to work for lush escorts now works indie based in coventry.

You've answered a prayer  :hi:
Delaney has been on my todo list for 8 months; had no idea she was so shakey. Replaced by Demornay https://www.adultwork.com/2583942 - looks fabulous!


 :timeout:
« Last Edit: September 22, 2015, 05:41:16 PM by TheNewSeeker »


1 review(s) found for Demornay linked to in above post (1 positive, 0 neutral, 0 negative)

Offline Jerboa

Quote
"You're writing a review of me in your head, aren't you?"

What a fucked up paranoid bitch! Farah you will be reading this, go to your GP and up your meds, or why not just provide a excellent service to punters, and don't cheat them out of services offered and time, then Farah you would get positive reviews here and not have to be paranoid.  :hi:

Offline Cunning Punt

The irony was, I wasn't writing it in my head.
At my age, I'm far too worried about lot of other things ie

a) Can I actually make her cum in oral
b) Will I actually "get it up" at all?
c) If I do, will I actually last longer than 30secs.

So, yes, I generally write review about escorts I see because I like to contribute to this forum but I can assure girls that a review is definitely the LAST thing on my mind during a punt!!

Shit. I've been meaning to see Farah for ages. I just LOVE the look of her tits......but, after reading that review, i'm deffo having second thoughts about booking a visit. DFK is a must for me. Girls who provide closed mouth kissing are a big turn off. So, OP, you present me with a dilemma  :dash:

Offline Cunning Punt

You're right about the tits, but everything else is so wrong. Terrible punt and even the cumming was painful because her BJ was so rough.

Seeing Strictly recently reminded me of Farah.

With a good body, her Brummie accent, slightly whiney nature and almost in looks, she is like a poor man's Jamelia.

Though Farah is a lot worse looking than her, even Jamelia without the make-up.
« Last Edit: November 30, 2015, 11:55:04 PM by Cunning Punt »

I had a punt with her a few weeks back and after reading her profile thought why not.  Can only agree with some of the comments was lacklustre and didn't do as advertised. I left feeling quite disappointed.

Offline Cunning Punt

I had a punt with her a few weeks back and after reading her profile thought why not.  Can only agree with some of the comments was lacklustre and didn't do as advertised. I left feeling quite disappointed.

Worth doing a review if you could find the time.

There's not a lot on her on here and a one-off negative review is understandably discounted by some. When you get two or three poor reviews and no positives, a picture emerges.

If a girl is providing a consistently bad service, she deserves to be outed to help others.

Right, that's it. My minds made up. She is off my 'to do' list. I've had too many disappointing punts. I do not want another.
Thanks for saving me some of my 'hard-earned'

Worth doing a review if you could find the time.

There's not a lot on her on here and a one-off negative review is understandably discounted by some. When you get two or three poor reviews and no positives, a picture emerges.

If a girl is providing a consistently bad service, she deserves to be outed to help others.

Cunning I will get one done over the weekend if that is alright mate?

Offline Cunning Punt

Cunning I will get one done over the weekend if that is alright mate?

If you can find the time, I'm sure punters will appreciate it. Thanks. :hi:

Saw Farah about a year ago at a hotel in Birmingham and whilst it wasn't spectacular, I actually thought SOME of the points were a little on the harsh side.

For me, she was facially more than simply average looking, she's the sort that would catch your eye if you saw her in the street and her body was fantastic. Amazing tits and very suckable nipples.

FK or DFK weren't offered or expected. I didn't have any complaints about her oral technique and I definitely got the impression that her preference would be to spend the whole appointment sucking my cock.

When we moved onto RO she was encouraging and fairly responsive and as RO and rimming really turn me on, I was happy to spend time doing this.

On with the rubber and I have to say, she was somewhat distant throughout and after a while, I went back to feasting on her pussy. As I say, I love RO so this was no hardship for me. Of course I can appreciate others would be massively disappointed by not spending more time fucking.

As always, I finished myself by hand (always my preference) and we chatted for a while. She offered to carry on for the remainder of the time left or refund the £20 I'd paid just in case I'd felt like cumming in her mouth. I said that as it had been my choice to finish myself off, I didn't need the £20 CIM refunded.

Overall, while the sex was a bit of a letdown, I would happily have paid for the blowjob and the opportunity to go down on her and rim her so I left pretty contented. I would also comment that she was nice enough when we were chatting.

Offline Cunning Punt

I actually thought SOME of the points were a little on the harsh side.

Everyone's experience is different. My review was a detailed, accurate review of my meeting.

She advertised doing DFK and I paid extra for a service that supposedly included that (and CIM) and she did a bit of tongue flicking, only after I pressed her on this.

YMMV as they say and looks are always subjective, though as I mentioned she does have a great body including rack.


Offline Fact

Thanks CP - saved me the time and money, had booked her for today - i owe you a pint or two LOL




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