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Author Topic: TLC Club- Birmingham-New party in the Tudor Lounge  (Read 7672 times)

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Offline vt

I went along to take a look at the TLC Club at the recently re-opened Tudor Lounge Mansion just of the ring road in the Highgate area of Central Birmingham.

http://www.tlc-club.co.uk/events/

The organisers of this new venture are the same as the highly acclaimed Lady Marmalade Parties (LMP) and it's successor The Phoenix Club in London, so are very familiar with operating parties and take a lot of care and attention to getting things right for punters. LMP went on tour to Birmingham last year and garnered a lot of positive comments, so now they are back to stay with a lease signed with the owners of the Tudor Lounge. The place previously operated as a Swingers venue, but this is a new set-up unrelated to the previous occupiers and their various disputes. I was told that swingers and single ladies are still welcome to attend, single females are given free entry, couples pay the regular single men's entrance fee of £100 which is what I pad.

It is a huge venue with many playrooms with big wipeable leather beds and strategically placed mirrors, there's a big jacuzzi in one room, there's a neon-lit bar, pool table and lounge with leather sofas and private courtyard. With 3 girls and 6 guys we were rattling around in there, but the action was mostly confined to a couple of adjoining upstairs rooms.

We had 2 Brazilian girls: Luiza who I've met before at Phoenix...and Caterina, a new girl. There was also Irene, a Latvian/Russian blonde.

Luiza is smoking 27yo, one of the hottest girls of the current crop at Phoenix. A friendly, effervescent personality, a pretty round face with high cheekbones and a slender, toned, youthful body, she's got it all. Combine that with her sexy skills and hungry, horny attitude, meeting her again was worth the entrance fee alone.

Caterina is over here on a working holiday, so an amateur 30-something with a friendly face, long legs and an enthusiastic appetite to learn. Her BJ skills need a bit more work, but she came alive when she was being fucked, like that's what she was born to do, I enjoyed that.

Irene is a curvy mid-30s blonde. She had a striking face that grew on me. An easygoing girl with great BJ skills, nice tits to squeeze and a lovely frilly pussy to fuck.

It looked there was going to be just two of us guys partying, but just after the start time 4 more arrived and showered, so 6 guys in total. There was a bit of sharing and spitroasting to start with, then guys started popping, 2 left after the first hour, another left at 1h20, so there were 3 of us left...and 3 girls to play with...1-2-1s all the way!  :)

I had an awesome session with Luiza, her crouching cowgirl is something to behold as she swivels about on your cock. She's so intense in the way she holds your gaze and goes in for kisses and nibbles your neck, chest, etc. She's a hungry Jaguar (I would say Tiger, but she's Brazilian...maybe I should say Shaguar!!  :D ) She got my pop in mish with all her intense looks and gasps and then wriggled her hips around rhythmically to milk me dry...I said she was good!  :thumbsup:

After a break with complimentary sandwiches, drinks and nibbles, I tried for a second pop with Irene/Irina. She patiently worked on my cock and balls. I think she would have given me a CIM, but I didn't have enough in the tank. Though I was hard enough to give her frilly pussy one more fuck before I collapsed sweating and exhausted. Irene/Irina gave me a nice back-rub, she has worked as a masseuse and it showed in her touch.

I hope the above gives a flavour of what's available at TLC. I enjoyed my visit and thought it was great VFM with the low ratios, so it's a positive from me.

 

Offline Kerosene

Thanks for the update - hearing lot of good things about this place.

Planning to go in a couple of weeks, hopefully Gina will be there when I get there.

Offline vt

Thanks for the update - hearing lot of good things about this place.

Planning to go in a couple of weeks, hopefully Gina will be there when I get there.

I've met Gina a few times, she's certainly a lively little package. If you like her tattooed, fake tits, rock-chick look, you'll have fun...

http://xhamster.com/movies/3136106/snake.html

There is quite a stable of Phoenix girls to call upon...some of these will no doubt be coming (cumming  ;) ) soon...

http://thephoenixclub.london/hostesses

One thing I overheard while I was there...guys were phoning up asking 'How much is it to come in for an hour?' The answer was that the entry fee is the same if you stay for 1 hour or the full 3 hours...so best to plan a visit when you've got time to stay.  :hi:

Offline Kerosene

I have a stack of time in lieu owing to me and taking time out to visit here seems as good a way as any of taking it back.

Offline vt

I have a stack of time in lieu owing to me and taking time out to visit here seems as good a way as any of taking it back.

Get there while you can, it seems the guys of Brum haven't fully woken up to it yet.  ;)

I don't know if it gets busier in the evenings or weekends, I was there on a weekday lunchtime, but from what I saw,you're getting great VFM there at the moment, hot girls at low ratios for £33ph. Thanks to the guys who left early, for the last half of the party there were only 3 of us!  :dance:

Two of us took a break downstairs for a drink, nibbles and chat with the hostess. When I went back up, I found the 3rd guy, a big chap, on the bed with Luiza bouncing on his cock while the other two were sucking his nipples and talking dirty to him, he was having a whale of a time!!  :D

« Last Edit: September 19, 2015, 08:59:23 AM by vt »

Thanks for the review.

I'm booked in for tonight's party  :)   Luiza's looking like one of the best girls there at TLC and Phoenix club at the moment as she was good at my last 2 party's with her and others really like her. I was hoping to see Selena at tonight's party as she looks fit but it looks like she's been replaced.

Hopefully in time the word will get around about TLC and some of the regular swinger from the old Tudor lounge party's will come back and give us even more girls to play with  :)

Just a quick update on last night, 3 girls, Luiza, Irene and a stand in for Selena, Caterina, attractive with amazing tits and arse. To start with there was only me when the party started so had a blonde sandwich with me as the filling :yahoo: and after about 10 mins another guy turned up who Luiza pounced on, the general consensus was there was no need to rush with 3 hours, 2 guys and 3 girls. :thumbsup:

About 30 minutes later another guy called in stayed for a short while and then left, :unknown: so back to just the two off us.
What ensued was basically a merry go round  off swapping partners and you constantly had one or two girls at a time, talk about VFM.  :thumbsup:

A very enjoyable evening it has to be said.

KCS

Just a quick note to add, I've gone twice a week since opening and the weight loss and fitness levels are better and more fun than going to the gym. IMO  :hi:

Offline vt

Hopefully in time the word will get around about TLC and some of the regular swinger from the old Tudor lounge party's will come back and give us even more girls to play with  :)

The hostess told us that last week she had a couple in their 30s who turned up and joined in the fun. Also a single lady in her 30s called in for an hour, had some fun and left. It is something that is being encouraged, she doesn't want to pack the place out with 100s of people, but a few couples and single females per party to join the house girls and male guests is the mix she's aiming for. She was part of the swinging scene in the past, so has a feel for what swingers enjoy. There's certainly plenty of time & space to get relaxed before joining the fun. I would certainly like to see a few enthusiastic swingers there.

Offline vt

Just a quick note to add, I've gone twice a week since opening and the weight loss and fitness levels are better and more fun than going to the gym. IMO  :hi:

Sex is the best exercise you can get...going to parties certainly saves a fortune in Gym membership!  :D

The hostess told us that last week she had a couple in their 30s who turned up and joined in the fun. Also a single lady in her 30s called in for an hour, had some fun and left. It is something that is being encouraged, she doesn't want to pack the place out with 100s of people, but a few couples and single females per party to join the house girls and male guests is the mix she's aiming for. She was part of the swinging scene in the past, so has a feel for what swingers enjoy. There's certainly plenty of time & space to get relaxed before joining the fun. I would certainly like to see a few enthusiastic swingers there.
I was at the party when said lady joined in and I for one have no complaints about swinger ladies joining in.

Offline Diehard

Can a guy just turn up on his own? Are the girls all foreign? Is there plentiful deep French kissing by all girls?

As for the other people who turn up, are they reasonably attractive or is it mainly overweight people like some of the other swingers clubs I've heard about?

Offline Mr Br1ghts1de

Glad you enjoyed vt. Can understand your comments re: Luiza  :P

Offline Teessider

I also attended this party and played a minor role as second fiddle to vt’s Stradivarius performance. In fact I was lucky to be in the orchestra at all. :unknown:

I had attended at short notice and since I’m getting on a bit, usually need a psychological pep of half a bluey, but on this occasion had no access to my stash.  :scare:

So upon arrival seeing the 3 hot babes I knew I would struggle to keep it going for 3 hours – but natural Viagra they certainly were.

I started with a hot session of oral, mish and doggy with Katrina, she’s highly sexed and eager.  :P

Then a similar session with Irina, followed by a double with vt on Luiza – vt working hard in doggy while I got a nice sloppy bj from Luiza.

They have a nice little outdoor patio - covered and fully hidden from nosy neighbours. I fancied a bit of al fresco sex, so Katrina, vt and I ended up outside, Katrina sitting in a chair, with a plate of sandwiches and glass of beer on the next chair. I knelt in front of Katrina ready to slide one in, with vt standing next to her with his cock next to Katrina’s mouth ready to receive a bit of oral.  :P

All I needed was a tele behind the chair to watch the rugby to make it a full house.  :sarcastic:

But the poor girl had just arrived from Spain the previous day and was covered in goose pimples, so vt graciously suggested we should continue indoors. Indoors was a large selection of rooms including a lounge with a pool table. Em said ‘You can fuck on the settee, but not on my pool table’ – we ended up back in the main party room upstairs. ;)

After 90 minutes of swapping and trying out a whole load of combinations of different two and threesomes, Katrina took my first load onto her tits.  :dancegirl:

I was then in trouble without my psychological (and physical) pep of my usual half bluey, but I soldiered on regardless.

In the final 15 minutes I told the girls to concentrate on the others, and with minutes to go I got so horny watching Luiza sucking one of the guys off, my cock sprang back to life and I managed to knock a second load out into the welcoming mouth of Irina.  :rolleyes:

Positives: All the things vt listed above.
Negatives: My sofcockitus (remember the bluey next time).  :(

At £100 for 3 hours with top pussy and low ratios you can't go wrong.  :drinks:

Offline vt

I also attended this party and played a minor role as second fiddle to vt’s Stradivarius performance. In fact I was lucky to be in the orchestra at all. :unknown:

Good to meet you. You looked like you enjoyed yourself!  :thumbsup:

Shame Katrina (this is the correct spelling, not Caterina) wasn't up for the alfresco fun!!  :lol:

Hello, guys..been keeping and eye on this club. Never done anything like this and fairly new to punting too, but the hostesses sound good and seems really good value at present.

I would just like to know what sort of ID, if any are asked for at the door

Offline vt

Hello, guys..been keeping and eye on this club. Never done anything like this and fairly new to punting too, but the hostesses sound good and seems really good value at present.

I would just like to know what sort of ID, if any are asked for at the door

No need. Just call up with your punting phone (no witheld numbers) and your punting name and you'll get a place. Totally anonymous.

Offline Mike Oxhard

I am rather jealous. Wish there was something like this in London!! I guess it just wouldn't be economically viable though!!

Hello, guys..been keeping and eye on this club. Never done anything like this and fairly new to punting too

I know exactly what you mean. I've just got back on the punting horse following a break after a few failed attempts left me with confidence/performance issues.

The thought of that happening again but infront of three girls and fellow punters makes me turn pale with fear but saying that it does sound like something every punter should try at least once before it's too late.
Everytime I think yes I'm gonna call them up I chicken out at the last minute. I need to get out and buy a can of Man Up spray and apply it liberally.

Offline Teessider

I am rather jealous. Wish there was something like this in London!! I guess it just wouldn't be economically viable though!!


I think this could be a successful business model with overheads much lower than London.

Fixed costs for the new house I suspect will be many times lower than London place.

Only 3 girls instead of 6, so can probably sustain a period of lowish party numbers until established.

It's a more intimate party at the moment compared to Phoenix as numbers are low.

Offline Teessider

I know exactly what you mean. I've just got back on the punting horse following a break after a few failed attempts left me with confidence/performance issues.

The thought of that happening again but infront of three girls and fellow punters makes me turn pale with fear but saying that it does sound like something every punter should try at least once before it's too late.
Everytime I think yes I'm gonna call them up I chicken out at the last minute. I need to get out and buy a can of Man Up spray and apply it liberally.


Blackadder - all newbies are anxious to begin with but the girls are great at easing newbies in to the parties.

If you fail to perform you'll just have to lick some pussy instead.  :P

Just over a year ago I was shitting myself about booking a party. I'd pick my phone up to book and nesh out. Now it's just like booking a normal punt and I don't care.

And most people mess up at times loosing there hard on's and I have at the last 2 parties when I've been distracted or I've doubted myself and I do get mad with myself for doing it. But licking pussy or having a snog normally revives me :)

Offline vt

I know exactly what you mean. I've just got back on the punting horse following a break after a few failed attempts left me with confidence/performance issues.

The thought of that happening again but infront of three girls and fellow punters makes me turn pale with fear but saying that it does sound like something every punter should try at least once before it's too late.
Everytime I think yes I'm gonna call them up I chicken out at the last minute. I need to get out and buy a can of Man Up spray and apply it liberally.

I find I'm actually less nervous about a party than a 1-2-1 now...at a party you can move on, take a break, have a drink & nibble if things aren't working out without any recriminations...but when you're on a 1-2-1 there's more pressure to perform and fill any silences and if things aren't working out, there's no escape except leaving before your time's up and wasting the punt.
« Last Edit: September 21, 2015, 09:30:38 PM by vt »

The more I read about this place, the more I want to take the plunge and attend my first party, possibly within the next fortnight unless I chicken out!

I do have a few genuine questions:
Do the girls mouthwash between punters/owo?
Am I right in assuming condoms are provided? Is there a limit per punter?
Is the venue well lit at the evening parties?
For guys that have been there a few times, have the other punters there been a range of ages?

I'll probably give this place a go whatever the answers, I just want a better idea of what to expect.

Offline Teessider

Scooby - the hygiene standards are high and from what I've seen the girls regularly go to the bathroom after each session, as do the blokes. I shower, wash my cock and have a mouthwash after each session and I would hope most people do the same.

Unlimited supply of condoms.

Lighting at night I would expect is suitably subdued (but not too dark) - but haven't been here at nighttime yet.




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