Author Topic: Eden - Roses Retreat (now Sheridans & Aphrodites)  (Read 2542 times)

Offline ProtocolDroid

Eden is currently being discussed on another thread as regards her whereabouts. For the sake of completeness, the links to the parlours where she works at the moment are:

External Link/Members Only
External Link/Members Only

And since she does move around a bit you can always follow her on External Link/Members Only as well. Not that you would necessarily want to, as I explain in this review...

Having read several comments on her enormous natural boobs on here and on another forum I'd had her on my HL for quite some time. I actually tried to see her at Roses before, but when I arrived I was told that she hadn't turned up for work. I took my business to La Maison instead. I should have done that again this time (a few weeks ago now), but I guess I was still drawn like a randy puppy to that boobage.

Based on previous reviews I decided to book her for an hour. I arrived a bit early but made myself comfortable in the sofa in the downstairs waiting room at Roses. When I say "comfortable", I mean I was sat down and breathing, but that was about it. The place looked like a dump, although admittedly they did say they were renovating. There was one other WG downstairs as well; blonde, 30s, rough looking. This was not promising.

I overheard the receptionist lady answer a phone call from another punter who wanted to book Eden as well. I'd booked her until 1:30, and the punter was told that 1:30 was when she would be free. So, not even 5-10 minutes to freshen up... talk about a conveyor belt!

When it was time the rough looking WG took me upstairs, put some porn on (something I did like, actually) and showed me to the bathroom. I had a shower in there but would have liked to cover myself in a full body condom. Well, I'm exaggerating a little as the room didn't exactly look filthy, but it did seem as though everything had been installed in 1971.

Entering the room, I met Eden, who was dressed in just her knickers and a bra. She's a big girl. The Roses website used to say she's a size 12. According to Aphrodites, it's 10, which suggests an even bigger sense of humour. In the real world, she is at least a 14.

One thing earlier reviews are not wrong about is her boobs. They are absolutely enormous, and especially considering their weight they have a good shape. Eden has quite a sweet and innocent face, but for me to find her attractive she would need to lose about 4 stone of tummy and other flab. I suspect that if she did that, she'd still have a cracking rack left, and she'd be able to charge a lot more. But I also suspect that she may like her pizzas too much to even consider this.

Eden asked me if I wanted half an hour, and although I'd originally said a full hour, based on her looks plus the fact that there was going to be another punter breathing down my neck when the hour was up I agreed to the 30 minutes (which is £40 at Roses).

She offered a massage first, which I thought could be a useful way to wake up, so to speak. The massage consisted of her putting one of her hands down on my back in a random way about 5 times, after which she asked me to turn over :unknown: She explained her extras to me (£10 OWO, £20 OWO+CIM, £40 anal). When I told her that for hygiene reasons I never go for OWO she assured me that it feels very nice and that she's very clean :dash: Not dissimilar to what I've read about some (most?) girls in SS, she clearly wanted the extra tenner.

She applied a condom and started her BJ but it completely wasn't working so I suggested she play with herself. To be fair, she did this reasonably well, but after about 2 minutes she asked if I was just going to wank whilst watching her. Clearly it was all getting a bit much for her already... :thumbsdown: I don't really want to say too much about the rest as I feel a strange mixture of annoyance and boredom descending on me just remembering it all, but suffice to say that after a few positions I came on her two big selling points and got out of there, only about 20 minutes into the booking.

I will not be returning to RR and obviously not to Eden either. However, for fellow big boob lovers she may still be a box to tick off, so to speak :sarcastic:, and if you like larger girls then you may even enjoy it, especially if you pay for one or two extras so she can be bothered to perform.     
« Last Edit: September 18, 2015, 06:01:00 pm by ProtocolDroid »

7UP

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Thanks for the review .. Was considering seeing Eden but won't bother now

I've only been to Roses once and won't go again. Lady I saw came straight from another booking with out showering you could smell the last guy on her. I was out in no time.

Won't be returning unless standards improve

Offline con-a-ser

I think if she has moved right after possible indicates that she wasn't happy there

I have found this in the past seen the same girl at two places
In one she was good the other she was so so due to time pressure imposed by the busy establishment she moved too

Offline Marathon69man

Anyone know why aphros and sheridans now have some sort of samey uniform website image?

Are they both owned by one and the same and have the same girls in the main at both places?

Just wondering like

pieman

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agree with the original poster, read reports  and went to see her

i guess she moves on cos she gets poor feed back

i dont really know what con-a-ser is saying,  i find his posts hard to understand,, maybe he  has dyslexia?
or is taking the piss and putting on a false persona.




Offline Tango

He is saying - If a girl is unhappy in her place of work this can be reflected in her service, and that he has experienced it himself.

I agree with him and have also noticed a difference in the service given by the same girl in two different parlours. The happier and relaxed a girl is in her place of work the better.

 

Offline londonmaxxy

Pieman, did you see her at Roses?
Why not post a report too, especially if it wasn't as expected.
« Last Edit: September 20, 2015, 12:19:25 am by londonmaxxy »

Offline con-a-ser

i dont really know what con-a-ser is saying,  i find his posts hard to understand,, maybe he  has dyslexia?
or is taking the piss and putting on a false persona.

I was trying to say I have seen girl at LaMaison & even Britney@ TWL who became Kelsey@SS
& others over the year but didn't want to drag this topic of course & get it on to some wingers favourite topic of the Sandy's conveyor belt one & even seen girls after they have left places & gone somewhere quieter
Meaning the girls offer a service but when go to a busy parlour & competing with more girls who are also offer an high standard of service struggle to meet the high demands of timed services knowing there next booking will be sat in receptions waiting to see her & can't really over run as this would either cause a knock on effect over the entire day or someone getting shit on & short timed
Saying that also seen girls leave SS & go to other places & let there showering / Hygiene standards slip with there not been showers in all the city centre places

So I was trying to state it might have been more to do with her working environment & Atmosphere than the girl herself & my above comment was posted on my phone whilst sat waiting to go to a punt   

Offline ProtocolDroid

agree with the original poster, read reports  and went to see her

i guess she moves on cos she gets poor feed back

i dont really know what con-a-ser is saying,  i find his posts hard to understand,, maybe he  has dyslexia?
or is taking the piss and putting on a false persona.

Thanks pieman, but to be honest I don't think the last suggestions about con-a-ser were necessary :timeout:

Eden.24

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Thanks for explaining conasor, I wasn't happy at roses and felt under a lot of pressure but I'm now at sheridans and aphrodites and happy where I'm working and will be more than happy to see the punter who felt my service wasn't up to standard, remarks about weight aren't very nice when I can assure you my sheridans pics are 100% genuine  x