Selina-xx

[Rupertpupkin28]

Booked this lady for a 30 min Incall £80 in Derby not far from town centre

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Communication was fine and I arrived on time. Was given a different number to her flat but was near hers so she could see what I looked like apparently.

Looks wise she was fine, looked early 20's, size 12 I'd say. Paid money and got to work. She's got nice tits and a round ass if that's what you like, Services were all included. Average owo but was doing the job.
This is where it goes pear shaped. Try to go down on her but she says doesn't do that. Ok fine continues with bj. I start to finger her and there's a bit of a tangy smell. Try to soldier on because it's not to bad. Condom on and start bashing away in doggie and mish. Smells getting worse and starting to affect me.
Pull out and feel the condom there's a red gunk all over it. Start to feel really queasy now. Ask her if she's on. She says no that was last week and this is what comes after which I found confusing and felt like bull shit as it was defo blood and I've never heard of blood coming after your period ends. It was thick as hell. She looks mildly embarrassed. I'm nearly being sick at this stage, the smell is overwhelming and there's no way I can carry on.

Ask to use bathroom and also if I can get £40 back as we've only been going 15 mins and shes on. She refuses. I politely say it's only fair and that I would more then likely see her again when's she's not on. Again says no she needs it. I then say this not the way to go about this and she should at least give £20 back. Again no as she has a child to care for.

All in all a bad experience I wouldn't wish on anyone. Poor from her that she didn't give me half back which was very fair imo.

[meat_sweats]

Thanks for the info. I called her last week to try and book her in the morning but she said she wasn't around in Derby  until the afternoon. I said I'd leave it until another time. Not sure I'll bother now.

[_Bender_]

 

[Bangers and Gash]

Bait and switch would be a welcome prospect when booking this pro$$ie. 

[TheNewSeeker]

Thought she was a cutie in that blue jumper, but now off my hotlist - thanks OP.

Her likes do not include RO  (but oddly receives rimming) so she's have failed my final check list anyway. But lying about periods - why do they do it!


 

[EatsShootsAndLeaves]

Yes, many thanks for the review. Off my hot list too.

[hitman33]

She's sponged up mate and forgotten to take it out, can be dangerou!

[Rupertpupkin28]

No probs guys just trying to help my fellow man. Sponged up? What do you mean?

[Jackjones]

Sponged up? What do you mean?

A Sponge placed inside her to collect blood from her menstrual cycle

[Rupertpupkin28]

 

[The Inspector]

This is going back to an old review from the opening post in 2015.  I was scanning AW and found 'Horny Hanna' but though there was something about the page that rung a very distant bell.  After going on UKP, found the previous entry for her as Selina and that is who she was back then.

I had tried to arrange a meet but the comms were rubbish then searching found your link and the link to her current entry.  Sounds like I may have done well to miss her.

Thanks for the old review.  Been very useful.

Cheers.

[Dipper]

This is going back to an old review from the opening post in 2015.  I was scanning AW and found 'Horny Hanna' but though there was something about the page that rung a very distant bell.  After going on UKP, found the previous entry for her as Selina and that is who she was back then.

I had tried to arrange a meet but the comms were rubbish then searching found your link and the link to her current entry.  Sounds like I may have done well to miss her.

Thanks for the old review.  Been very useful.

Cheers.

Perhaps consider one or two reviews of your own to help fellow punters too?