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Author Topic: My wife smells like my whore!  (Read 1962 times)

Offline RedKettle

My wife must have changed perfume/soap or something - she is now wearing the same scent that one of my regulars wears.

A little disconcerting but it reduces the chance of detection.

My wife must have changed perfume/soap or something - she is now wearing the same scent that one of my regulars wears.

A little disconcerting but it reduces the chance of detection.

I wonder if she smelled your reg's scent on you and thought you must like that particular one...so she went off and bought some to relight your fire...  :P

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I wonder if she smelled your reg's scent on you and thought you must like that particular one...so she went off and bought some to relight your fire...  :P


This was my thought straight away - lol but maybe not to relight any fires, just to say "I Know!" lol

Offline RedKettle

it is not my fires that need relighting!!!

Although I must admit the connection is getting me going, but all one sided as usual.


Offline greychap

My wife must have changed perfume/soap or something - she is now wearing the same scent that one of my regulars wears.

A little disconcerting but it reduces the chance of detection.

Maybe she has an idea what you are up to and its a clue that she is on to you.. :scare:
Banning reason: North East shit stirrer who contributes nothing

Offline Vivago

Shades of Dr Foster, perhaps. That started with a single hair on a borrowed scarf. Hope that you have your punting phone well hidden. :scare:

Offline Deviant

Well and truly busted! Then again maybe she has taken to spicing up her own sex life by trying whoring herself? Maybe she buddied up with the woman you see and asked which perfume she uses?
Banning reason: Posting bollocks

Well and truly busted! Then again maybe she has taken to spicing up her own sex life by trying whoring herself? Maybe she buddied up with the woman you see and asked which perfume she uses?

You beat me to it. Have you noticed any changes RK?

tcm

how would his misses know which perfume to buy just by smelling it on him?

Hawkwind71

I am very careful not to see my wife the day of a punt, I am sure I reek, so head for the 90 year old mater's house and soak in her bath to wash away the evidence, long blonde hairs etc

...seems to work :cool:

Offline NEGaz

I am very careful not to see my wife the day of a punt, I am sure I reek, so head for the 90 year old mater's house and soak in her bath to wash away the evidence, long blonde hairs etc

...seems to work :cool:

Great idea I normally try to head to the gym after punting just for a shower if ones not available

Offline Deviant

I just ditched the wife! Makes punting and life in general far easier. Always laugh when the women I meet on bookings offer to help cover up traces (one even offered me a tissue to put inside my boxers in case I dribbled).

Marriage is an out dated institution. Pay as you go is far better than contract!
Banning reason: Posting bollocks

Offline RedKettle

You beat me to it. Have you noticed any changes RK?

tcm

no changes I am afraid - I would be happy if she wanted to spice it up....

Offline RedKettle

Great idea I normally try to head to the gym after punting just for a shower if ones not available

same here - gym is part of my security routine  :D :D

Offline Deviant

Maybe whilst you are down the gym the wife is out whoring?
Banning reason: Posting bollocks

I just ditched the wife! Makes punting and life in general far easier. Always laugh when the women I meet on bookings offer to help cover up traces (one even offered me a tissue to put inside my boxers in case I dribbled).

Marriage is an out dated institution. Pay as you go is far better than contract!

+1

I divorced a frigid headcase and the way is now clear to live that bukkake fantasy!

Hawkwind71

I just ditched the wife! Makes punting and life in general far easier. Always laugh when the women I meet on bookings offer to help cover up traces (one even offered me a tissue to put inside my boxers in case I dribbled).

Marriage is an out dated institution. Pay as you go is far better than contract!

This is why I am not over fussed if I get caught. Could be a blessed release.

This is why I am not over fussed if I get caught. Could be a blessed release.
Just supplies venom and poison, you are better getting caught doing something else with out stigma that could destroy relationships with the rest of your family.

Hawkwind71

Just supplies venom and poison, you are better getting caught doing something else with out stigma that could destroy relationships with the rest of your family.

True, perhaps I should be careful what I wish for.   :(

True, perhaps I should be careful what I wish for.   :(
No if you get caught is was an affair with a conductor.  they may take the piss but the poisons gone !


Offline itk

I just ditched the wife! Makes punting and life in general far easier. Always laugh when the women I meet on bookings offer to help cover up traces (one even offered me a tissue to put inside my boxers in case I dribbled).

Marriage is an out dated institution. Pay as you go is far better than contract!

Good on you. I just wish we never had kids, as I'd do the same. Sit here sometimes thinking why the fuck did I do it.  :dash:

Good on you. I just wish we never had kids, as I'd do the same. Sit here sometimes thinking why the fuck did I do it.  :dash:
The other way round you would often wish for the other.  Grass isn't always greener.

Offline SirFrank

My wife must have changed perfume/soap or something - she is now wearing the same scent that one of my regulars wears.

A little disconcerting but it reduces the chance of detection.

Have you told her she smells like a hooker?
Banning reason: Shitstirring against admin on behalf of banned member

Offline The happy one

You should ask has she brought a new perfume as it reminds you of someone but you can not quite place who or where

One Christmas I brought my wife the same perfume as my reg that stopped a lot of the worry
Banning reason: Suspected pimp involved in organizing parties

You should ask has she brought a new perfume as it reminds you of someone but you can not quite place who or where

One Christmas I brought my wife the same perfume as my reg that stopped a lot of the worry
And the reg got a different one of her family.  Back to worry again.


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