After a failed meeting with Renata I got off the Bakerloo line at Edgeware Road - desperate for a quick pump n dump and knowing full well that this area is renowned for filth!
07901 570117 - that was the number displayed inside a phone box on the main road. Yep I went back-to-basics tonight. Called to discuss rates. I was told they were close by and that it was £60 for 20 minutes or £80 for 30 minutes. Now, it's not the first time I'd contacted brothels in this area - I knew that these were the standard rates.
The brothel is located on Transept Street, quite near the tube station. It's a really nice residential street with lovely old-style apartment buildings. The maid let me in and then I was given a choice of 4 different girls. This was probably the most enjoyable part of the whole experience. Sitting in a chair whilst one-by-one, a scantily clad young lady entered the room to give her little sales pitch, before exiting and holding the door for the next one to audition. I felt like Berlusconi.
I picked a young Polish girl, tall with great slim figure and a nice tan. The best of the bunch. None of them stunners - but all shagable! I paid the maid the £60 and she said, "have you got a tip for the maid?". Hang on a minute - you are the maid!
Tina came into the room whilst I was getting undressed. She laid out a towel on the bed that could have walked itself to the washing machine. It was damp and filthy. I asked for another one but her non-existent English didn't enable her to follow. I ditched the towel and we just lay on the double-bed - which was damp and filthy too. What followed was the most mechanical, emotionless shitty punt I've had since my last crap punt. It felt a lot like a typical Soho-walkup experience, but more expensive. Tina tugged me off vigorously in an attempt to get me hard - and this was the first thing she did. Then she put a condom on me - inside out on her first attempt. I wanted oral but she lay down for me and I couldn't be arsed to argue about it. I asked her if she liked to kiss and then she reached for her phone and typed the number "25" onto the screen. When I shook my head she changed the number to "20". No thanks! At a pro-rata rate of £180 per hour, I thought that kissing would have been included.
As I fucked Tina she made a lot of fake noises that I guess she thought I wanted to hear. Her body did look pretty good - can't fault her there. So I was enjoying it at first. Holding onto her nice long legs - she's only about 20 - OK-ish looking albeit wearing far too much make-up. After a few minutes I asked her to switch to doggy which was nice as she has a really good and firm arse. I could see her arsehole was lubed up and puckered as if it'd been fucked recently. I wonder how much the poor sod had to pay for that privilege! I wanted to switch back to missionary again and this was a real chore for her - you know rolling of the eyes, screwed up face and sighing. Now I wanted to get it over with. So I fucked the shit out of her, as fast as I could to make myself cum. When I did finish, I looked at my watch and I'd only had 12 minutes, timed from the second she's grabbed hold of my cock to my filling the condom.
I'm tempted to go back and try one or two of the others. Not in a hurry but it'd be good to have as a plan B option. Nice location and easy to get to for me. Good to be able to have a choice of girl without giving any notice - just turn up and see who's there. Perhaps I'll bring my own towel along next time though.
On the way out, saw the maid chatting to a male in the lounge. Said pimp hid when he clocked me coming out of the bedroom! Too late mate, I've already seen you.
