External Link/Members OnlyFee: £100 for 45mins incall
Location: Salford, Manchester M3, just off Trinity Way
Rating: 1/5 Poor. Great looking woman, who has no idea how to satisfy a guy in bed. Most of your wives can do better than this!
Note: Unaware of my UKP membership
Summary in red at the bottom This opportunity was created by being let down by an SP as it meant I had to hang about in the centre of Manchester for a couple of hours. Initially I wasn’t going to try a plan B as little tcm had seen a lot of action that week and really needed to be rested. As I was let down a day or so before and knowing I’d be on foot, I decided to look only at the postcode I was in to see if there were any possibilities. I fancied an hour, but in Central Manchester an hour comes at a price. I spotted a likely looking milf though, who gave some location details and was definitely walkable from where I was. A look at the prices - £140 for an hour and £80 for half an hour – OK, half an hour it is. Always worth reading through a profile though, as I suddenly discover she does 45mins for £100. As I like a 45 min booking, this looked the value deal to me, so I quickly fired off an AW message enquiring about availability for the time I had in mind. I then noticed she hadn’t logged on for a couple of days so decided to text instead. A short time later a reply appears saying she was free at the time I wanted and to call her in the morning to confirm. Job’s a good’un.
Profile looks good, but little AW feedback and nothing on UKP about her, despite an enquiry earlier in the year. We‘re in TOFTT territory here, as I would have been with the girl who cancelled but I had no real to doubt her legitimacy. Even so, at £140 an hour that for me should carry some expectation, so I decided that before I got there, I’d set myself a little ‘walk test’. A 40 year-old charging that kind of money needs to be eye-catchingly attractive, have a decent figure that doesn’t show too many signs of wear and be English as per her profile. The sort of woman that would have most guys staring as she walked into a wine bar. I think you know where I’m coming from with that. Her final X/5 rating would also have her price factored into it, meaning she’d have to work that bit harder to get a similar score to a woman charging say, £120 for an hour (no prizes for guessing who I’m comparing her with). Yeah, a cheeky Friday afternoon punt with a legit cover story and a bit of a game to play as well. Sounds like fun!
All confirmed on the morning, so I wandered across to her pad. I was a little early so waited across the road and texted to say I was around and to let me know when she was ready for me. As I stood waiting, I saw a nice blonde woman make her way into the apartments – I was hoping that might be her (it wasn’t). A short while later she texted me to give her a call and she then gave me instructions to get to her apartment. I make my way to the door and knock, remembering my little walk test I’d been thinking about. I’m quickly let in to be greeted by Gloria and she passes the test. She’s English, tall with her heels on, wearing a figure-hugging dress and has a pretty face with long, blonde hair. No issues at all on the looks front – I’d have happily taken her to a bar in Manchester and she’d have caught the eye of any guy who likes an attractive milf – no argument. We say our hello’s (she was just a little tentative here with light kisses), I’m asked if I want a shower and, after a quick discussion about what I’m after, I give her the money. From this point onwards the punt went downhill fast.
Showered and dried I return to the room where she’s slipped her dress off and is waiting for me in matching silver knickers and bra. I notice her figure isn’t quite as tight as that dress promised – not bad, but not tight and toned. A few more kisses but I can’t get her to respond to FK, maybe she was aware that she’d been out for a curry last night and it was still on her breath – I could smell it but didn’t find it massively off-putting. She asks if I want a massage but I decline and climb on to the bed where she joins me. We kiss again as hands start to wander but she refuses to get her tongue involved. I’m starting to regret this.
She kneels over me and removes her bra to reveal large, natural and I have to say, gorgeous tits so I spend a while playing with them before she moves down to give me a blowjob. It doesn’t last long and I fall to wondering whether she’s ever sucked cock before – not much enthusiasm and not much in the way of technique. Indeed she seems to want to move on and give me a tit-wank which she does for a minute before I lose interest. I flip her over, slide her knickers off and dive into her pussy – I can kill some time here. Nice pussy, trimmed rather than shaved and tasted fresh so I get my tongue in and try to forget about her. I slurp away for a while as I enjoy RO and it allows me to plan how I’m going to get to the finish here – I’m not turned on and only the tablet I took is saving face for both of us.
I suggest 69 which will allow me to enjoy her pussy whilst not having to talk to her and again she sort of gives me a BJ, although preferring to wank than suck me. We move on as it’s time to poke her so on with the (small) condom. I ain’t the biggest chap and that condom felt bloody tight to me – without medication, little tcm would have shrivelled up here. CG first and I have to say, really poor. A decent girl does the work and those that can do it properly really build up a rhythm. There was no rhythm here and she seemed to want me to fuck her from underneath. I tried manfully to fuck her but I need the girl to take control in CG and she wasn’t for putting any effort in. I actually thought about calling it a day here......
Into mish and again she does rather lie there and let you get on with it. I was struggling to find the words to describe her and in a post-punt PM, one guy summed her up for me. It’s as though she switches off to the situation as there was no involvement from her, an odd moan and that was about it. In order to try and get some response I upped the pace, putting her feet over my shoulders, gripping her thighs and really banging her hard. She couldn’t stay with me at this point and eventually pushed my hands away, indicating she wanted me to stop. I fucked her a little more gently and then gave up, suggesting doggy. She stood over the bed and bent over. I’d normally expect a girl to arch her back inwards and push her arse out invitingly, but no. She adopted the leap-frog pose, sort of slumped over. I fucked her as best I could and then suggested she wanked me on to her boobs. By some miracle she got me to the point fairly quickly and I shot my load.
We relaxed on the bed and had a decent enough chat almost as though she’d switched back on having got the sordid bit out of the way. After a few minutes I want out, so head off for a shower and she disappears into the kitchen, not reappearing until I’m dressed and ready to go. A quick kiss and I’m on my way. It was a longish walk back and any punters driving passed would have recognised the look on my face.
Overall, really poor. She’s a decent looker, no doubt about that, probably mid-forties age wise, but her lack of ability in the bedroom was astonishing for a woman that sells sex – really passive. My expectation, particularly for a milf is that they’ll have some idea of how to turn a guy on and usually show real enthusiasm. Not so here. If I’d pulled her on a night out I’d have been right pleased with myself. If we’d then spent the night together and she’d performed like that, I’d be thinking of ways to get rid pretty quickly the next day. The worst of it really is that if she offered to fuck me for nothing I honestly wouldn’t bother. I actually felt a bit sorry for her – it can’t be an easy way to make a living if you dislike it as much as she appears to. As for the comparison I was making, forget it. Best avoided!
To summarise, I’d say the following:-
Venue – a modern apartment just off Trinity Way close to Manchester Arena. Clean, tidy and a decent venue. The bed was a bit squeaky
Comm’s – all by text the day before and on the day, with final call to get me to the apartment. No issues, her comm’s were well sorted.
WG – promised so much and delivered so little. Dressed in a tight dress and heels she looked lovely. Pretty face, lovely long blonde hair – the sort of woman you hope your wife will look like when you’ve been married 20 years. Body was a bit of a let-down once she’d taken her clothes off – she probably thought the same of me. Curry breath from the night before would be a problem for a lot of guys.
Services – where to start? CBAWE (Can’t Be Arsed Wife Experience), OWO, RO, CG, Mish, Doggy, CoB. Amateurishly performed and with limited/no enthusiasm. Mish was the worst offender where it was clear she didn’t want any involvement. Desperately short of technique when it comes to sucking cock.
Verdict – a really poor punt. Under no circumstances could I recommend her. Doesn’t even possess basic bedroom skills – the only way I’d fuck her again is if she paid me. A shocker! tcm
