First review alert!
Having got a lot out of reading this site for some months now, its time to put something back in..and Im ready for the abuse/doubt/cynicism all the new reviewers seem to get..bring it on [[Link hidden, login to view]]
(only link I could find, it doesn't have its own web site seemingly)
When: This summer
Location: Side road off the High Barnet main shopping parade
Time Spent: 1 hr
Cost: £45 for 1 hr deep massage plus 'tip'
Spurred on by the reviews of the thai sauna place in Hendon and other Chinese places here I thought it worth a go. I'm an old hand at punting but with a couple of exceptions have been off the scene for some years and hadn't really wanted a full blown punt after a bad experience recently so a proper massage with extras sounded good. I took a chance with this establishment, no one else seems to have mentioned it..
A shopfront entrance, you walk through a normal shop door behind frosted glass towards a reception desk and the obligatory faded posters and jars of herbs. When I walked in there was a quite attractive Chinese girl, slim short probably late 20's at the reception who asked what I wanted, I said one hour body massage, she giggled a bit took the money and in very basic English walked me into a room down a corridor. I was quite nervous and no idea what was going to happen. There was a proper massage table, music and oils etc, dim lighting. I was left to undress and I stripped right off and hid my john Thomas under the tiny towel while I waited for her to return (it always seems like time stretches out when you wait for a WG to come back in the room doesn't it?). There was a full length clean paper towel pulled over the massage table. The massage itself was total bliss, she administered a strong deep massage with oil non stop for the hour up to the last minute. Occasionally there was a hand whizzing up my thigh, occasionally I felt her body against me leaning over etc, all very sensual and enjoyable. After approx. 40 mins the old chap was getting very excited and an oily hand wormed its way up my legs and beyond several times, I was on a cloud, then I was turned over and a great hand job with lots of ball stroking followed. She had removed her top by this point at my request and light boob touching was fine. Her skirt stayed on and in fact there was enough going on for me not to worry about more anyway. Bizarrely there was no mention of money when I turned over and the HE started, it just occurred. So did me blowing my wad everywhere. So with 10 mins to go a lovely calming head massage finished off a blissful hour. I offered £20 at the end, she said £30, I said £20 again which was accepted. I'm surprised it wasn't asked for earlier, perhaps that's just the way it is here, who knows. Reading reviews of more central Chinese massage places I realise its more common for a quick haggle half way through, thankfully it didn't arise and break the flow.
Only criticism is that the walls were very thin, if it was busy you would hear them in the next room. I was the only customer though for my visit, again lucky.
So all in all a great way to spend an hour. Yes for £65 I could have had a shag from a proper punt but I felt like my body had a proper massage, which it needed, plus my balls had been drained so no complaints or regrets. There are loads of Chinese and Thai massage places nearby that I could try next, another post here mentioned the ones in new Barnet and Southgate, Im keen to try more after this positive experience.