Escorts counting money out in front of you.

[bristolqwerty]

I understand this, it protects you from being told you've short changed them.  But I don't like this  at all, find it uncomfortable I always put it in a new unsealed envelope, like them to check it elsewhere.   I love it when a Thai lady clamps her hands together and bows to say thankyou, I really like this.  I remember visiting a Thai lady in the  Royal William Yard apartments once in Plymouth.  She took the envelope, unchecked, put it in a drawer right beside the bed which had  lots of other notes stacked neatly in it, bowed etc... then went to put on stockings upstairs for 5 minutes leaving me alone.  I naturally told her she should put it upstairs in future cos there are some nasty people around, she didn't think of it,

[LoneWolf2020]

i just give them cash, im guessing they prefer that rather than trying to quietly open the envelope in the bathroom.

[Watts.E.Dunn]

Always make them count the money out in front of you on the bed  saves all manner of embarrassment. If they're non UK girls then its quite fun to ask them to count it in their native tongue seems to be a nice ice breaker with many of them:) Like correcting their English sometimes, always gets them laughing and a happy girl is usually better in the sack:)

[bristolqwerty]

I had been a very regular to this place, maybe I was a trusted client.   

[spiderfred]

I am perfectly happy for them to count it in front of me - It's a business transaction and I don't want to short change anyone.

[pumps]

It's better to be done in front of you, get over it! I once unknowingly short changed a prossie by a tenner, she came back to the room to notify me - luckily I only carry the exact amount in my wallet and sure enough the missing tenner was in there, If I didn't carry the exact money things could of been tricky.

I'd especially would prefer them to check if my money was real in front of me too, to protect me from any funny business......Once a hooker came back to the room and told me all the money I'd given her was counterfeit (£10's and £20's), The stupid bimbo had only gone and used a marker pen on the notes instead of the "currency checking pen".   
 

[bristolqwerty]

Couldn't we just stuff it in their knickers, strip club style, classy all the way. 

[fredpunter]

The last woman who counted it in front of me got to the end then told me I had paid too much and gave me some back so no complaints from me.

[johnnyboy61]

I always count it out as I hand it over so that all is clear, business like and above board from the word go. Whether a WG asks for it or not I always pay first, although with one reg I leave it on her dressing table and it lies there untouched and unchecked until I'm out of the door and on my way.

[daviemac]

Personally I can't see where the problem is, it's a cash transaction and should be checked in front of you.

OP do you feel uncomfortable handing cash over in a shop?

I don't understand the putting it in an envelope lark, no one  does it for any other cash transaction, just give them the wad of cash when you walk in, let them check it and get on with things.

[megadik]

.. though WG and I know it is a business, I feel counting money causing some sort of disconnection tho..

Met a WG (our first meet) in paddington.. I gave her the money, she didn't count..she just put it back behind one of the shelves where I kept my keys and wallet.. she left the room only to bring me some water..

[smiths]

I understand this, it protects you from being told you've short changed them.  But I don't like this  at all, find it uncomfortable I always put it in a new unsealed envelope, like them to check it elsewhere.   I love it when a Thai lady clamps her hands together and bows to say thankyou, I really like this.  I remember visiting a Thai lady in the  Royal William Yard apartments once in Plymouth.  She took the envelope, unchecked, put it in a drawer right beside the bed which had  lots of other notes stacked neatly in it, bowed etc... then went to put on stockings upstairs for 5 minutes leaving me alone.  I naturally told her she should put it upstairs in future cos there are some nasty people around, she didn't think of it,

I always count the money out in front of WGs so its agreed with them its the agreed amount, it means there wont be any "misunderstandings". The concept of finding it uncomfortable is very long gone, I have zero interest in using envelopes.

[LL]

I tend to just book £60, 30-minute punts. So hand over 3 twenties - nothing to count as such, you can see it's all there at a quick glance.

[anyfucker]

I always count the money out in front of WGs so its agreed with them its the agreed amount, it means there wont be any "misunderstandings". The concept of finding it uncomfortable is very long gone, I have zero interest in using envelopes.

+1

[regular_guy]

i've never had one count it in front of me,  they normally just put it in a drawer or a pot or something like that.  I wouldn't be offended if they did though.  It is a transaction at the end of the day

[vw]

Anyone had an escort use a Bank Note Checker ?

[tonibell99]

I don't think I've ever had the cash counted in front of me, most of the time they just disappear with it or put it in a drawer without counting it.
Sometimes with regulars where I pay at the end, I just leave it on the side and it's not touched until after I've left.
I can think of one exception - at LMP where the guy takes it off you at the end, think he normally discretely checks for duds too.

[Jimmyredcab]

Anyone had an escort use a Bank Note Checker ?

No ---------------- but there are some dodgy £50 notes in circulation, and they are not very good.   

[regular_guy]

completely unrelated and i do apologise but the dodgy £50 in circulation reminded me.

saturday night - in the pub - gentleman of middle east origin came in,  said to barman he had £200 in £20's,  could he swap it for pound coins,  barman said no,  guy then asked could he swap them for tenners,  barman said ok,  and just swapped them over.
no checking,  nothing !

stupid is as stupid does ! 

[Aspen]

I am perfectly happy for them to count it in front of me - It's a business transaction and I don't want to short change anyone.

Or be accused later of doing so.

I always ask them to count it before going any further. Why wouldn't you?

[MustaphaShag]

Anyone had an escort use a Bank Note Checker ?

Not knowingly but if she goes off to another room to put it away then I suppose she could use a checker then.

I just hand over the cash at the start,no envelope, it's then up to her to count it if she so wishes.

[NelsonH]

I fan out the twenties and count them myself, 1-2-3-4-5 etc.

Then I ask if its's right and then hand them over if she agrees.

Envelopes are Mistress-play games.

 

[jamesdean1964]

Never use to bother about it, but now I ask the girl to check the money when I hand it over.

This is after an incident when a girl phoned me as I was leaving, saying I had short changed her.

[NelsonH]

Quite so.

[Thepacifist]

I've never used an envelope. Very rarely have they counted it out in front of me. It doesn't bother me but I can see how it could ruin the fantasy for some.

[DG]

I've never had a girl actually count it out in front of me. One or two have left the room, so probably count it then. I tend to give £20s and a couple of tenners so it's pretty easy for her to see straight away if you've short changed her. Suppose it depends on the girl; I've known it for me to put the money on a dresser or table and it still be there at the end of the punt.

[Silver Birch]

Anyone had an escort use a Bank Note Checker ?

I had a wg pull out the pen to check the £20s I had just handed over.

Her checking the notes didn't bother me at all, then she checked her watch and said "We finish 7.34pm" and even though it was exactly one hour as the arranged booking, that's what put a downer on the punt for me!! 

[vw]

I had a wg pull out the pen to check the £20s I had just handed over.

Her checking the notes didn't bother me at all, then she checked her watch and said "We finish 7.34pm" and even though it was exactly one hour as the arranged booking, that's what put a downer on the punt for me!! 

I hope you birched her for that !

[OakTree]

I've had a few occasions where the girl has counted it in front of me, can't say it bothers me, it actually turns me on a bit. You get others who prefer it all done discreetly, just leave it on the side or table.

In the ideal world and to save any misunderstanding it is better if they count it out in front of you.

[johnnyboy61]

You are paying for a service. Why are some members so precious about this?

If I paid plumber cash for a job I would count it out as I gave it to him. He wouldn't do the job if I didn't and we both know that. Same with a WG. She wouldn't be putting her body at your disposal unless you were paying her. Go in, pay upfront, count it out so that you both know there is no problem and then spend the rest of the time getting your monies worth. Simple. I can't understand why this should cause any awkwardness or embarrassment.

[SirFrank]

Reminds me of Jim Bowen counting out £40 prize money on bullseye. The £214 that Eric Bristow won for your charity, that's safe blah blah

[Jerboa]

You are paying for a service. Why are some members so precious about this?

If I paid plumber cash for a job I would count it out as I gave it to him. He wouldn't do the job if I didn't and we both know that. Same with a WG. She wouldn't be putting her body at your disposal unless you were paying her. Go in, pay upfront, count it out so that you both know there is no problem and then spend the rest of the time getting your monies worth. Simple. I can't understand why this should cause any awkwardness or embarrassment.

Exactly you expect someone doing work for you to count their fee, no different for a hooker, even though some punters like to pretend she's his gf.

[Dani]

There is no need to count the money so that the clients sees you do it. A quick fan out if the notes lets you see exactly how much is there without having to count it out. I can count well enough to know 5 £20 notes is £100 or ten is £200 and it takes a second when the notes are fanned out to count to five or ten. This can be done as you turn around to put the money in a drawer by your bed

[Cuntminion]

What the duck is this ?

They are not banks there is no cash counting room

I visibly go through the notes in front of them then if they want to count it again they can

I don't care

[tazz]

Does it also bother guys when they go into a shop and the person counts what ever money they've handed over. Really dont get what the big deal is, you just start to undress or look away if it bothers you.

[vw]

What the duck is this ?

They are not banks there is no cash counting room

I visibly go through the notes in front of them then if they want to count it again they can

I don't care

Fantasy of mine to see an Independent escort with a till !

Oh I love the shop girls !

[Colston36]

I also had a lady tell me I'd paid too much. I have to say that in my relatively limited experience - maybe 10 girls over the last 5 months every girl I have had dealings with except one has been at least very pleasant and usually more than that

[stayer]

I hand over the cash and I invite them to check the money as I don't want any problems. It's fine if they count it in front of me, after all it's a business transaction.

However, a regular may not bother doing any check if she trusts you.

[PD101]

Fantasy of mine to see an Independent escort with a till !

Oh I love the shop girls !

So she can tally up what you've had while she's punching it into the till:

1 OWO
1 RO
1 69
1 doggy
1 cowgirl
1 cum on tits

That's £60 please...

[MancSean]

completely unrelated and i do apologise but the dodgy £50 in circulation reminded me.

saturday night
 - in the pub - gentleman of middle east origin came in,  said to barman he had £200 in £20's,  could he swap it for pound coins,  barman said no,  guy then asked could he swap them for tenners,  barman said ok,  and just swapped them over.
no checking,  nothing !

stupid is as stupid does ! 

Why does the bloke's  ethnicity have any relevance to whether the notes were fake or not?

[MancSean]

I just give them the money some just put it down somewhere not hidden especially in hotels others might glance to check it's ok and some leave room with it. Tbh I couldn't give a fuck what they do coz at this point I am only thinking about sex. I always count the money just before I hand it over so I know it's correct and never had a wg say it wasn't.
Also I don't get the envelope bollocks I find it extremely old fashioned and reminds me of umpteen aw fr's . "I handed over the envelope" "treat her well gents" nauseating to say the least.
I do want to hand my fee over in £1 cons though one day and see if they count it then

[MrBridger]

So she can tally up what you've had while she's punching it into the till:

1 OWO
1 RO
1 69
1 doggy
1 cowgirl
1 cum on tits

That's £60 please...

Does the second pop count as a free refill? 

[tantric talents]

I once paid a regular in old £20 notes from a punting stash I had. I hadn't noticed and neither did she until she tried to spend it. Got an earful the next time I saw her
We found a way to make up though
Had to take my whole stash to a bank to swap for new ones.

[sticko]

How about the other way round?  I had the last slot on a duo day once and was having a drink and a spliff afterwards.  I got handed a giant stash of notes and was asked very nicely to count it and divide it in 2, both women being a bit too fucked to manage themselves.  Took me a while - the weed didn't help - but I got there in the end.  And before anyone asks I didn't nick a tenner.  I wouldn't, and besides I wasn't wearing anything so I'd have had to shove it up my arse, prison-in-the-movies style...

[tantric talents]

How about the other way round?  I had the last slot on a duo day once and was having a drink and a spliff afterwards.  I got handed a giant stash of notes and was asked very nicely to count it and divide it in 2, both women being a bit too fucked to manage themselves.  Took me a while - the weed didn't help - but I got there in the end.  And before anyone asks I didn't nick a tenner.  I wouldn't, and besides I wasn't wearing anything so I'd have had to shove it up my arse, prison-in-the-movies style...

Nice one. Presumably the spliff was your "handling" commission?

[MancSean]

How about the other way round?  I had the last slot on a duo day once and was having a drink and a spliff afterwards.  I got handed a giant stash of notes and was asked very nicely to count it and divide it in 2, both women being a bit too fucked to manage themselves.  Took me a while - the weed didn't help - but I got there in the end.  And before anyone asks I didn't nick a tenner.  I wouldn't, and besides I wasn't wearing anything so I'd have had to shove it up my arse, prison-in-the-movies style...

Wow you are a rebel weed on a punt what next tomato ketchup?

[rg41]

I am quite happy for them to count the money in front of me.

[scoobydoo88]

I generally fan the cash out slightly as I'm handing it over so that it's quite easy for us both to see that it's all there.

[Cuntminion]

I generally fan the cash out slightly as I'm handing it over so that it's quite easy for us both to see that it's all there.

Me too

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[Cuntminion]

Wow you are a rebel weed on a punt what next tomato ketchup?

All sounds very gangsta, I bet snoopy dogg was playing on the stereo

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