What have you learnt about yourself (and others) since joining UKP?

[SirFrank]

What have you learnt about yourself (and others) since you joined the site? I always fancied myself as a veritable cocksmith with Bohemian sexual preferences, simply because I fantasise about having sex with the lights on. I've not had the bottle to go that far yet though. However, what I have realised since I joined the firmament of punters is that my sexual preferences are actually quite vanilla.

Some of the shit that I hear on here could turn milk sour. I never realised some of the shit was even physically possible. I've spent many a night drawing diagrams simply to establish how such activity could actually work in practice. I never realised there were so many dirty fuckers out there.

[slow and low]

What have you learnt about yourself (and others) since you joined the site? I always fancied myself as a veritable cocksmith with Bohemian sexual preferences, simply because I fantasise about having sex with the lights on. I've not had the bottle to go that far yet though. However, what I have realised since I joined the firmament of punters is that my sexual preferences are actually quite vanilla.

Some of the shit that I hear on here could turn milk sour. I never realised some of the shit was even physically possible. I've spent many a night drawing diagrams simply to establish how such activity could actually work in practice. I never realised there were so many dirty fuckers out there.

joining here hasn't changed what I like. I know what service most enjoy, it's pretty standard and suits me down to the ground. Your correct re some of the stuff posted here but now I don't even bother with reading those reviews as I'm not interested. Know what I like and if others like the same  as well, sound.

[yorkshire123]

Prior to joining UKP I would have described myself as the most fluffy, soppiest cunt out there. Little did I know that I wasn't even in the same stratosphere as some.

I've also found that I'm very vanilla & probably bordering on easily pleased compared to some, neither of which would I consider as a negative.

But the most surprising thing I have discovered is that there are some massive sad-sack fuckers out there, so much so I'm almost starting to believe that I may be normal.     

[hendrix]

I've learned that I'm willing to try anything once at least. If I was with a prossie that I was comfortable with,  then literally anything might happen and I was fine with that. I also learned that I was definitely not interested in cock because it would have happened with a TS at least.

Also, most importantly, I learned that I have no control and would punt every single day if I felt like it to the detriment of the rest of my life. Actual crack addict

And the sad cunt stalkers. Never knew there were so many of them..What sort of shit life must they lead?   :wacko

And the twats  who think "their way" is the only way. Boring fluffy cunts who pretend they're anti-fluffy, what the wiki calls "undercover fluffs" never knew there were so many!

[SirFrank]

Until I joined UKP I also used to think that punters only ever fell in love with WGs in the movies. It seems that there's a lot of Richard Gere types out there

[Hawkwind71]

I have to add to this because this is what has blown me away quite literally over the past month. I had a hotlist of about 120 WG's not because I expected to fuck that many (although who knows) but so that if on a given day I was in Birmingham for example, there would be a reasonable chance that some of them were available.

But when I joined UKP that hotlist was simply devastated based on bad reviews that I read. I have since rebuilt the 120 and still growing, of WG's who pass the UKP mustard and at least a 80% chance of a good punt.

So what have I learned? That I am shit at choosing WGs' on my own, that I judged WG's on their nationality instead of their service record and that there are more things to try than a straight GFE.

End of...

[Cuntminion]

I'm not very good in bed and have the capacity to learn of a monkey

But I enjoy it anyways

[hendrix]

Until I joined UKP I also used to think that punters only ever fell in love with WGs in the movies. It seems that there's a lot of Richard Gere types out there

I sympathise with genuine EAS as we're all fallible if we're honest. But yeah, there are some smooth operators here 

[hendrix]

I'm not very good in bed and have the capacity to learn of a monkey

But I enjoy it anyways

Oh yeah, and I'm the only punter to have apparently never received a compliment from a prossie 

 

[Hawkwind71]

Oh yeah, and I'm the only punter to have apparently never received a compliment from a prossie 

 

What !!!!!   They don't tell you you're wonderful. Illusion shattered 

[threechilliman]

I've learned that I'm willing to try anything once at least.

I probably already knew this already as well as the fact that I'm a properly dirty fucker with no morals whatsoever - I'm in this life for me. The one thing I have learned is that whilst I enjoy watching anal in porn, I'm not so keen in reality. When I started out my searches always included ticking the like for anal. Don't give it a thought now. Must be 9 months since I stuck my cock up Rebecca More's arse and have no plans to do so again.

I've also learned that I really do enjoy playing with cock. I thought I'd grown out of it but I haven't.

tcm

[hendrix]

What !!!!!   They don't tell you you're wonderful. Illusion shattered 

That thread "best thing said to you by a prossie" all those comments about how good a punter was in bed etc.. All good fun till I realised the girls never once said that sort of thing to me!! Fuckers!

[hendrix]

I probably already knew this already as well as the fact that I'm a properly dirty fucker with no morals whatsoever - I'm in this life for me. The one thing I have learned is that whilst I enjoy watching anal in porn, I'm not so keen in reality. When I started out my searches always included ticking the like for anal. Don't give it a thought now. Must be 9 months since I stuck my cock up Rebecca More's arse and have no plans to do so again.

I've also learned that I really do enjoy playing with cock. I thought I'd grown out of it but I haven't.

tcm

I was ready for any possibility with my TS experience, but ended up focusing on her epic tits upwards only

[Jamboney]

I've learned that there's some right dirty bastards on here which in comparison makes me vanilla in the extreme. And, some of you punt more in a month than I do in a year!

If anything UKP has made me fussier still about who I'm willing to see.

[Cuntminion]

Oh yeah, and I'm the only punter to have apparently never received a compliment from a prossie 

 

Honestly I'm awful no ben dover skills over here

I'm like a dog on a car journey, just happy to be out

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[slow and low]

I've learned that there's some right dirty bastards on here which in comparison makes me vanilla in the extreme. And, some of you punt more in a month than I do in a year!

If anything UKP has made me fussier still about who I'm willing to see.

+ 1

[Hawkwind71]

That thread "best thing said to you by a prossie" all those comments about how good a punter was in bed etc.. All good fun till I realised the girls never once said that sort of thing to me!! Fuckers!

Maybe they realised you wouldn't believe that shit and we are all the gullible fuckers who listen   

[385North]

I've learn't a few things ...

I find older women are just as sexy, if not sexier, than young girls.
To be totally uncompromising in exploring my sexuality (I'll stick it in any hole, take it any hole and happily wear a dress while doing so)
Respect others limits, but show total disrespect for my own.
Sometimes the simple things in life are the best (example: a nice oily hand job)
To prove to myself that I am the master of my habits, rather than a slave to them (6-month's on the wagon to prove to myself I could do it)

[Hawkwind71]

I've learned that there's some right dirty bastards on here which in comparison makes me vanilla in the extreme. And, some of you punt more in a month than I do in a year!

If anything UKP has made me fussier still about who I'm willing to see.

Worked 2 ways for me, more picky cos I always check UKp. Less picky cos if the overall consensus is positive I will now fuck anything.

[sticko]

What a great question SF.  I've learned:

- that I'm a fluffy fucker (didn't even know the term before signing up here)
- that therefore I'm happier with WGs I've seen before and clicked with than with newbies
- that my first 15 years of punting were vanilla like you wouldn't believe, but actually I'm happy to try anything (well most things) once and am slowly doing so
- that I'm pretty average in bed but not a disaster
- that there are some amazing WGs out there
- and that finally there are people to talk to about what up until recently was a pretty solitary hobby
- that punting is a hobby!

About others?

- that the range of people punting is like any range of people anywhere; boring, angry, funny, smart, dumb and sometimes unstable
- that the things some people get up to make my toes curl
- that punting, not surprisingly, attracts a fair few sexist, misogynist arseholes whose opinions make me shudder sometimes
- mostly though that a lot of people punt and it's normal

All in all, a bloody useful year or so.

[Distraction]

I always fancied myself as a veritable cocksmith with Bohemian sexual preferences, simply because I fantasise about having sex with the lights on.

I've learnt there's an awful lot of people out there who think about this game just the way I do. And this too:

Some of the shit that I hear on here could turn milk sour.... I never realised there were so many dirty fuckers out there.

[regular_guy]

what I've learned is that there are people on here from all walks of life,  people you would never normally associate with in real life,  yet we do share a common interest.  and nothing seems really off limits in terms of questions / advice and the associated answers here.

[MancSean]

I joined this sight because I had a couple of shit punts and was fed up with that I hadn't done my research but then again I knew for years not to trust aw feedback and the nauseating field reports on there (even did a few myself ). Like many I wanted to read about people's real view on girls I wasn't sure about. I think we all have a radar as to what is going to be a risky punt by the girls profile.  However sometimes you are not sure so either take a blind chance or do some research on ukp and find out what others have said.
I think I have improved my punting skills since being on here. It's nice to know that there are so many punters out there willing to share their tales.
I have also become a more hardened punter and make sure beforehand I am going to get the services that made me choose that wg in first place. 

[Hawkwind71]

What a great question SF.  I've learned:


- and that finally there are people to talk to about what up until recently was a pretty solitary hobby

Yeah it's the 'brotherhood' that I appreciate, the hardest thing about punting is you cannot even tell the bloke you used to go out and get pissed with when you were younger. I have mates I would trust with my soul. 

......but not with this.   

[hendrix]

I've learn't a few things ...

I find older women are just as sexy, if not sexier, than young girls.
To be totally uncompromising in exploring my sexuality (I'll stick it in any hole, take it any hole and happily wear a dress while doing so)
Respect others limits, but show total disrespect for my own.
Sometimes the simple things in life are the best (example: a nice oily hand job)
To prove to myself that I am the master of my habits, rather than a slave to them (6-month's on the wagon to prove to myself I could do it)

Yeah.. That's an issue for me. I can't "dabble".

[vw]

Yeah it's the 'brotherhood' that I appreciate, the hardest thing about punting is you cannot even tell the bloke you used to go out and get pissed with when you were younger. I have mates I would trust with my soul. 

......but not with this. 

I second that, nice to have some people to vent to, as well as people who hear your successes !

[willbred]

I suppose what I've learnt from being on here isn't so much about any member's sexual preferences but more that the punting world is such a small place and that some of the feelings I have (not the fluffy kind) but frustration, anger, bliss, horniness to name but a few) are shared with other like minded people

[bristolqwerty]

That I ocassionally like to giggle at others punting misfortunes  but in the end always have sympathy unless they are ridiculously fluffy, then they deserve it. 

[hendrix]

I was also surprised at the number of punters that apparently had no experience/never thought about regular std testing. Honestly baffled by that one.

[Distraction]

I have mates I would trust with my soul. 

......but not with this. 

+1

[cueball]

What have I learnt since joining ukp?

There are loads of punters.

Some are nutters and some are not.

I'm fairly vanilla.

The above I probably knew pre ukp

I've learnt to take the advice from trusted buddies on here but I don't trust everybody, but the lads who I do trust know it.

I've learnt ukp has made me a lot more prolific at punting.

I knew I were never fluffy, I am bloody well sure of it now ha ha

I'd like to think I've put in as well as took out of here.

[threechilliman]

....you cannot even tell the bloke you used to go out and get pissed with when you were younger. I have mates I would trust with my soul. 

......but not with this. 

Ain't that the case.

tcm