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Author Topic: Don't you just love a gal who is good at maths !!!!  (Read 1071 times)



Offline comaminion

I have would almost say it could be devious and clever make it look a deal and people take the 3 hour 4 hour booking

More money less clients and not being horrible she won't have a queue waiting

Then I read the interview and clever got shot in the face

https://www.adultwork.com/ViewProfile.asp?UserID=3151542
Banning reason: White-knighting

Offline comaminion

What is your favourite gift?   GOLD



If the three wise men book a gang bang she might get frankincense and mur too
Banning reason: White-knighting

Sorry lads but I would have to be paid to shag that yuk

She isn't kidding when she says ''hungry for you''  :D

Offline fredpunter

Sorry lads but I would have to be paid to shag that yuk

How much would it take? Maybe we can have a whip round just for a laugh

Offline comaminion

What is your favourite holiday destination?   BUTLINS

Virtual waster you wanted a punt holiday recommendation  :D


Where would you most like to have sex?   BALKNEY OUT SIDE

Sorry luv cancel me then I only have an indoor balcony

What sexual activity do you enjoy the most?   FORPLAY

Fuck me forplay is a pound land deodorant brand

What sort of women turn you on?   SLIM PERTTIE



Everyone misspell but that is a fucking anagram
Banning reason: White-knighting

well at least shes sensible enough to charge extra for bareback.

Offline comaminion

How much would it take? Maybe we can have a whip round just for a laugh

No and whoever done it should have this on their profile

Alert: The authenticity or legitimacy of this punter's judgement has been brought into question. Please exercise caution.
Banning reason: White-knighting

Offline wristjob

Hey, Les Dawson is alive and well.

Age:   24
Views:   290

What, those 2 figures got transposed?

Chest Size   40"
Waist Size   36"
Hips Measurement   32"

Wow she has a THIN ass, shame there isn't a picture.

How much would it take? Maybe we can have a whip round just for a laugh
Fuck that made me laugh Fred. A lot plus you would need to throw in a mask  for her too and not one from a party shop. Giving me shivers got to stop thinking of it as a free punts a free punt eh no matter how you get it

After reading the rest of the thread I wouldn't punt with her under any circumstances


tough paper round or maybe he got the digits the wrong way round

there really is no hope for the human race sometimes when you read profiles and interviews like this -- her aspiration is probably to be a guest on Jeremy Kyle


Hawkwind71

What is your favourite gift?   GOLD



If the three wise men book a gang bang she might get frankincense and mur too

throw in the sheep, cattle and the donkey for good measure. And maybe mortgage the stable

She certainly puts the cunt in Scunthorpe.

I think I'd need a ton of flour to roll her in just to find the wet bits seriously tho not for me I'm out

That'd be one hell of a sausage roll.

What is your favourite holiday destination?   BUTLINS

Virtual waster you wanted a punt holiday recommendation  :D

Do they have brothels in Butlins, don't think I could be arsed sorting the day ticket thing out for outcalls

Offline Grumbleguts

Never a burquah around when you need one :hi:

Offline Mij

What three words best describe your personality?   OUTGOING BUBBLE KIND FUN`

'Nuf' said! :D




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