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Author Topic: When Pro$$ies don't make the effort  (Read 1507 times)

Online James999

Some pro$$ies have a total lack of care for the premises they work from, holes punched / kicked in doors seems very common, in the latest FR on nottsanalbabe https://www.adultwork.com/1044136 the author writes

We met in one of Maxine's friends houses. Easy to find with her directions and easy parking nearby. The house is still being decorated so it was a bit untidy, but Maxine's room was ok. But don't shut the door chaps (as I did!) because the handle is missing and you could be locked in....but there are worse things than being locked in all day with Maxine


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Online Jimmyredcab

I once saw a girl in Basildon and the bedroom door was off the hinges, a total pisshole, yes I know ---- I should have walked but I did not have a plan B in place.   :( :(

Online James999

I once saw a girl in Basildon and the bedroom door was off the hinges, a total pisshole, yes I know ---- I should have walked but I did not have a plan B in place.   :( :(

But was she a good punt?

I have been to some right dives (Matress on floor etc) but sometimes an awesome girl can balance it a bit.  :hi:

The odd thing is that if you meet a girl in a hotel, even if it is just a premier inn or Thistle, it feels like a palace to punt in compared to most incall venues.  :hi:

Online Marmalade

I once shagged a girl standing up in the bathroom hunched over various items stored on the floor. Before we finished, her near naked pal had to squeeze past behind my to get a pee. The girl I was with was smoking hot and giggled almost the whole time. I think it cost about a fiver. A guy in a suit appeared just before I left. He stands at the door of these girls' makeshift, weekend brothel. He looks so out of place that it was hard not to laugh. He bolted after 3 seconds. I've also shagged in some luridly awful rooms with no bedroom door, but where you could have eaten your dinner off the girl's gorgeous flaps. I try to separate service provider and surroundings as one often pays massive premiums simply for the latter. But in the indie (AW) scene in this country, girls living in run down beg-bud-boudoirs charge the same as those in a luxury penthouse flat serving you a chilled chablis before demonstrating their sexual skills.

I don't like places that smell bad. If you do it mile high, try for as early on in the flight as possible.

Offline mattylondon

Some pro$$ies have a total lack of care for the premises they work from, holes punched / kicked in doors seems very common, in the latest FR on nottsanalbabe https://www.adultwork.com/1044136 the author writes

We met in one of Maxine's friends houses. Easy to find with her directions and easy parking nearby. The house is still being decorated so it was a bit untidy, but Maxine's room was ok. But don't shut the door chaps (as I did!) because the handle is missing and you could be locked in....but there are worse things than being locked in all day with Maxine
I've fucked prossies in some right shit holes, to be fair! I actually get a kick out of going to dodgy areas, at lot of the time. But then there are those times, I wished I hadn't!  :D The Medway is full of shit holes, so perfect if you like it down and dirty, as is plenty of London. I prefer comfort, but there's the 'gritty' element of it that I quite like. I can't be doing with rose petals, soft lights, bubble bath and all that stuff when visiting a prostitute?! It should be raunchy, dirty and fun. I'd prefer to leave all the lovey dovey stuff for girls I actually care about and I'm in a relationship with.  :hi:
« Last Edit: March 29, 2012, 09:12:50 PM by mattylondon »


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Offline Cactus

I was once messed about turning up for a punt, she put me off for a bit, time was tight so I had already told her that I was gonna have to just do a half hour and shoot of straight after.  While waiting in the car I drank a couple of bottles of juice and by the time I got into her place I was bursting... asked to use the loo, she said I couldn't as it was broken.  Said either go to her pals upstairs, or go to the shops at the end of the road.  Didn't fancy going to a strangers so took the oppertunity to get out of there and didn't go back!  Text her to say that time was tight and that I had to go.  Got all manner of abuse back from her calling me a timewaster and whatnot....couple of days later she was texting me trying to get me to go back round!

It was in the salubrious part of Edinburgh known as Granton, which I'm sure Marmalade can vouch for as being one of Edinburgh's finer districts  :hi:

But was she a good punt?

I have been to some right dives (Matress on floor etc) but sometimes an awesome girl can balance it a bit.  :hi:

The odd thing is that if you meet a girl in a hotel, even if it is just a premier inn or Thistle, it feels like a palace to punt in compared to most incall venues.  :hi:

i think i can answer that with a NO

Online Marmalade

It was in the salubrious part of Edinburgh known as Granton, which I'm sure Marmalade can vouch for as being one of Edinburgh's finer districts  :hi:

Aye right, Granton's dead posh so it is. The hoodies there will ask you for a light before asking you for your iPad.

Actually shagged quite a reasonable bird there once - a streetwalker from nearby Leith. Bit of a walk back to her pad but she was a decent sort, even if the area was a bit rough.

Offline gari54

I've fucked prossies in some right shit holes,

Thats usually £20 extra is'nt it? :lol:

To me the venue does'nt really matter, I've been to places where the girl tries to make an effort with scatter cushions and candles but its all wasted on me.

Offline mattylondon

Thats usually £20 extra is'nt it? :lol:

To me the venue does'nt really matter, I've been to places where the girl tries to make an effort with scatter cushions and candles but its all wasted on me.
Not if you slip it in by 'accident'!! Then it becomes a freebie!   :lol:
« Last Edit: March 30, 2012, 07:09:36 PM by mattylondon »

Offline Matium

Hey, what happened to your avatar?

I was just getting used to Laura Lee, such a lovely and sweet woman.

 :rolleyes:

Offline mattylondon

Hey, what happened to your avatar?

I was just getting used to Laura Lee, such a lovely and sweet woman.

 :rolleyes:
I know, but the little cunny may have raised 'objections', so I thought it prudent not to give the old, clapped out slapper an excuse to make a complaint. She should really thank me for the publicity, quite frankly, as I doubt she receives many calls these days. Such is the bitter nature of these old slappers.  :hi:

Offline Cactus

I know, but the little cunny may have raised 'objections', so I thought it prudent not to give the old, clapped out slapper an excuse to make a complaint. She should really thank me for the publicity, quite frankly, as I doubt she receives many calls these days. Such is the bitter nature of these old slappers.  :hi:

Is that a sausage dog?  :cool:


Online James999

Hey, what happened to your avatar?

I was just getting used to Laura Lee, such a lovely and sweet woman.

Word is that the picture was out of date, and updated images meant she was to wide for the Avatar  :hi:


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