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Author Topic: The F1 Challenge...... :-)  (Read 2187 times)

Offline Mij

Sat watching the GP yesterday, and during a boring point my mind wandered a bit and started thinking about a challenge....

...to have a punt with a wg from each of the host countries, in order, before the end of the F1 season.

My punting "arena" will be mostly limited to London, West Mids, and maybe the South West too, so this will limit it a bit.

The main European countries should be ok to find wgs from....Australia could be ok if Koa is still around (?), but thinking I might struggle with the likes of Bahrain, Abu Dhabi, Singapore, Monaco and Mexico :-)

Anyone have any particular recommendations from these, or indeed any of the host F1 countries?

They are...in order:

Australia
Malaysia
China
Bahrain
Spain
Monaco
Canada
Austria
Britain
Hungary
Belgium
Italy
Singapore
Japan
Russia
USA
Mexico
Brazil
Abu Dhabi


Season ends on 29th November.

:-)


Mij

Offline Mij

Hmmm..maybe NOT in order...that might be pushing it a bit!  :D

Offline englandfan

pmsl great idea

what a shame there is no Romanian Grand Prix........!

Offline Mij

That would (sadly) be too easy...and probably disappointing  ;-)

Offline Mij

Suspect if there was..the track wouldn't match the photo's, and you would be charged extras once you are inside the circuit, e.g. for marshalls, rent of pit garages, etc! ;-)

Offline englandfan

Suspect if there was..the track wouldn't match the photo's, and you would be charged extras once you are inside the circuit, e.g. for marshalls, rent of pit garages, etc! ;-)

pmsl - lol

Offline Mansell

Suspect if there was..the track wouldn't match the photo's, and you would be charged extras once you are inside the circuit, e.g. for marshalls, rent of pit garages, etc! ;-)

So true  :D :D

For Monaco, think you would be OK to substitute French ?

Offline Mansell

Oh and it's going to be a help of a lot cheaper than going to most of the GP's.

It might even be more fun  :lol: :lol: You've got me thinking, not that the NE has too many different nationalities and so many Spanish ones end up being Romanian  :dash:

Offline Mij

For Monaco, think you would be OK to substitute French ?

I think as there is no longer a French GP, and the likelihood of finding a Monegasque wg in the UK.....probably allowed! :-)

If it's going to be realistic punting then you can just substitute one nationality for another.

And if it's going to bear some relation to F1, then each punt will be very boring.  :P

Offline pilgrim

Many moons ago there was a gaggle of WGs who worked for a Cheshire agency that provides incalls and their chief madam took the girls out to Monaco whilst the Grand Prix was on to earn some readies.  They had pre made calling cards that they would distribute in the bars and clubs.

It had worked well for a few years until there was dispute with a client and the police were called.  I think the madam spent the night in jail and her bling was confiscated.

Offline Mansell

I was at Monaco GP one year (before I got into punting) and a people carrier pulls up outside the casino. About 5 or 6 WG's got out with the pimp and they were fucking gorgeous absolutely stunning, would have made any of the top models of the day look poor by comparison. So if she was taking girls out there they would have to be really hot. Mind that's the only place I have seen with loads of hot girls waiting to get into one of the "exclusive clubs" whilst they guys would just drive up in the Ferrari and walk straight in. Different world !!!

Offline spkmstr48

Might be easier to pick a Euro 2016 qualifying group or the 24 teams that make it to the finals.

First challenge Iceland!

 :drinks: :diablo: :lol:
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Offline johnnyboy61

You seem to have missed out San Marino, which like Monaco might present a bit of a challenge. Just done an AW nationality search and not surprisingly not one girl listed in the whole of the UK comes from there.
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Suspect if there was..the track wouldn't match the photo's, and you would be charged extras once you are inside the circuit, e.g. for marshalls, rent of pit garages, etc! ;-)
And just as you approached the finishing line, it would be removed.

 :timeout:

Abu Dhabi could be a challenge.

As could Uzbekhistan if attempting this next year.

Offline Mansell

Abu Dhabi could be a challenge.


Yeh, but I'd like to suggest a slight change to the rules, either you have a WG from that country or see one in that country.  :D

What do you reckon ?

I'm sure that will work, plenty of pro$$ies flying out there for the last F1 race I'm sure

Offline Mansell

I'm sure that will work, plenty of pro$$ies flying out there for the last F1 race I'm sure

Oh good as I'm going. Now all I've got to do is find out where the action is and lose my M8's who don;t know I punt  :lol:

Offline Tdydl

Bonus points if you have Fleetwood Mac playing during the punt.

Offline SirFrank

A boring bit in F1? Wtf. I didn't realise there was an interesting bit in the sport anymore
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Offline spkmstr48

Yeh, but I'd like to suggest a slight change to the rules, either you have a WG from that country or see one in that country.  :D

What do you reckon ?

Not sure punting in an Islamic country is a good move?

 :drinks: :diablo: :lol:
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Might have Abu Dhabi boxed off......

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Sorry, should have warned you to let yer tea go down before clicking link......

Offline Mansell

Not sure punting in an Islamic country is a good move?

 :drinks: :diablo: :lol:

Thanks for the reminder, might give that one a miss. Better than getting your dick cut off or whatever they do over there these days. Although somehow I suspect it gets ignored at F1 time unless your blatant.

Might have Abu Dhabi boxed off......

https://www.adultwork.com/ARABIAN+HONEY


Sorry, should have warned you to let yer tea go down before clicking link......
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