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Author Topic: Watersports  (Read 950 times)

I've been thinking about trying watersports for some time. Lots of girls, including some I have seen, have watersports (at least giving- which is what I'm after) on their profiles, but it's not something I've asked for yet; and it's not something I think I've ever seen mentioned in a review in the West Midlands section.

Has anybody here done this with an escort who is based in or tours our area? She'd need to be slim and pretty.

Offline Stapler

Why does she need to be slim and pretty to piss on you?

Piss is piss! :crazy:


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Why does she need to be slim and pretty to piss on you?

So that I find her attractive.

Offline dboy74

Why does she need to be slim and pretty to piss on you?

Piss is piss! :crazy:


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Not a fan of watersports, but I guess I would prefer it to be with a slim attractive WG than a fat lardy arse minger.

Not a fan of watersports, but I guess I would prefer it to be with a slim attractive WG than a fat lardy arse minger.

Exactly

Offline smithie1000

Why does she need to be slim and pretty to piss on you?

Piss is piss! :crazy:

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Offline Ming

Each to their own and all that, though I find a toilet a lot more attractive for bodily waste  :vomit:

Offline NIK

Why does she need to be slim and pretty to piss on you?

Piss is piss! :crazy:


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Yes piss might be piss, but you don't want a minger doing it to you.

Offline smithie1000

Each to their own and all that, though I find a toilet a lot more attractive for bodily waste  :vomit:
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Offline Dodo

Why does she need to be slim and pretty to piss on you?

Piss is piss! :crazy:


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Offline Stapler

Dodo,

Give him the link for lil.

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Offline Stapler


Yes piss might be piss, but you don't want a minger doing it to you.


I don't want ANYBODY doing it to me!

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Offline NIK


I don't want ANYBODY doing it to me!

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You don't know what you're missing!  :D
Seriously, we're all different. I feel the same abhorrence for parties, being kicked in the nuts or having needles shoved in my japs eye. But some people go for these things!

I know it's something most people would not be into, and like I said in the opening post- it's not something I've done before, just something I would like to try.

If anybody does have a recommendation, but would rather not post it publicly now, PM me please.

Offline dboy74

Dodo,

Give him the link for lil.

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Not sure if she does watersports, but we have all definitely pissed ourselves laughing at her profile   :D

https://www.adultwork.com/2802253

Sorry, Dodo  ;)


1 review(s) found for lildevil 666 linked to in above post (1 positive, 0 neutral, 0 negative)

Not sure if she does watersports, but we have all definitely pissed ourselves laughing at her profile   :D

https://www.adultwork.com/2802253

Sorry, Dodo  ;)

 :lol:  haha, dboy just read your review of her! Maybe you could introduce me too her, if you're up for a MMF?  :cool:


1 review(s) found for lildevil 666 linked to in above post (1 positive, 0 neutral, 0 negative)

Offline smithie1000

You don't know what you're missing!  :D
Seriously, we're all different. I feel the same abhorrence for parties, being kicked in the nuts or having needles shoved in my japs eye. But some people go for these things!

first person that pissed on me would be out cold.  yuk
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Offline Westney

I have had many experiences of WS, it is one of my favourite subjects. It seems that is easily ridiculed on this forum, all the obvious innuendo jokes abound. However, my advice to you is simply look at those profiles carefully, you will see in the right hand column of Adultwork that Water Sports is either provided or not provided, (giving, receiving or both). On first contact, you could simply ask, no harm in that. You may find that the charge will increase, and you will need to give time for the woman to have a full bladder. Some women offer this in parlours, and again, you have to request it, she can simply say yes or no. However most of my experiences have been with independents. Incidentally, you may come across something called 'Hard-Sports', usually very rare, and unless you are into 'scat', one to avoid!

Offline dboy74

:lol:  haha, dboy just read your review of her! Maybe you could introduce me too her, if you're up for a MMF?  :cool:

More than happy too  :hi:

I will strap a plank to your ass and lower you in by rope  :D

More than happy too  :hi:

I will strap a plank to your ass and lower you in by rope  :D

 :lol: I'll bring my snorkel!

Offline Stapler

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Offline NIK

I have had many experiences of WS, it is one of my favourite subjects. It seems that is easily ridiculed on this forum, all the obvious innuendo jokes abound. However, my advice to you is simply look at those profiles carefully, you will see in the right hand column of Adultwork that Water Sports is either provided or not provided, (giving, receiving or both). On first contact, you could simply ask, no harm in that. You may find that the charge will increase, and you will need to give time for the woman to have a full bladder. Some women offer this in parlours, and again, you have to request it, she can simply say yes or no. However most of my experiences have been with independents. Incidentally, you may come across something called 'Hard-Sports', usually very rare, and unless you are into 'scat', one to avoid!

Yes it's ironic that there is so much intolerance and mockery of other people's fetishes on a punting forum.
 In my list above I forgot to add sucking used condoms is another weird fetish I've heard about which would make me  :vomit:  However I have long got past the stage of criticising or even trying to understand the fetishes of others. Indeed I've  even stopped trying to analyse my own.  :D
Let's just live and let live. All the piss jokes have been done ad infinitum on w/s threads for years, so can we just give any requested information if we have any for the ops instead for a nice change?

Offline Trevor12

I posted this in another thread about a different member, but the same applies here:

I was hoping a warmer reception would encourage him to post more, as he could make some useful contributions based on who he has seen.


FWIW, WS is on my bucket list too. If the thought repulses you, noones asking you to try it  :dash:
« Last Edit: September 06, 2015, 10:29:21 AM by Trevor12 »

Yes it's ironic that there is so much intolerance and mockery of other people's fetishes on a punting forum.

Well said  :hi:. This always amazes me. If civvy street knew the half of what anyone on here gets up you won't find much tolerance out there for any of it. No one's gonna force piss, or even golden nuggets down your throat :crazy: if you are not in to it.

So vanilla guys, live and let live and leave those that have the odd esoteric taste to get on with talking to fellow punters about it. A bit of piss taking is fine (honestly it is) but those that feel the need to just quip "not for me" in an icky kind of way are inhibiting the more bashful from sharing their urinary (or any other fetish) knowledge.

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Offline NIK

Well said  :hi:. This always amazes me. If civvy street knew the half of what anyone on here gets up you won't find much tolerance out there for any of it. No one's gonna force piss, or even golden nuggets down your throat :crazy: if you are not in to it.

So vanilla guys, live and let live and leave those that have the odd esoteric taste to get on with talking to fellow punters about it. A bit of piss taking is fine (honestly it is) but those that feel the need to just quip "not for me" in an icky kind of way are inhibiting the more bashful from sharing their urinary (or any other fetish) knowledge.

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Exactly the op has pmd me to say that he has had private recommendations. I have informed him that the best info is always exchanged privately. Of course you usually have to ask for something publicly first. And mocking and/or condemnatory replies just put members off asking for and ultimately sharing information. Can we please reserve that for obvious trolls?
Thankyou.




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